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Ep. 212 Premium - fart deception game [VIDEO]

🕑 Added 2025-08-14 18:00:07 +0000 UTC

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C

Thank GOD nick brought up the stinky shoes thing. I commented that on the ep. Taking your shoes off on a plane SHOULD be a crime, not cringe.

iz ruocco

the exact same thing happened to me with going into a random person’s hotel room, i was extremely drunk and i went in their bathroom and drank out of their sink

charming rat joseph

australians aren't pussies, they're paussies

imampbowo

god why this guy is on mr beast dick?

Darcy Phillips

I'm Australian and I'm a huge pussy

Michael Patrick

Nick is wrong and Slime brought up a good point about Nicks 'ass sniffing' strat vs Luds 'comparing notes of the fart' strat

C0sm1cH4z3

I went and checked, and it didnt even have a gun??

Erik Wengenroth

The group is really keeping their cards close to their chest about Nick’s story. This is like the third time the mentioned it and moved on

Kody Rober

I'm currently working night audit at a hotel listening to this 🤣😂 and I can tell you it's not that uncommon especially at a lower end hotel like mine

ditochi

Solo episode is a good punishment

doddi

slime if you figure out the right way to pronounce astaghfirullah you can get away with it

doddi

learning a lot about nick today

JustQ

Please I beg say astaghfirullah better

doofboy

central d? more like central qui

Rowan

not sure why but "thats central D" got me real good

BigToe

thats such a wack valet experience, asking if u need change unprompted is worse than asking for a tip directly

August Lacey

"is that really how 5 + 7 is?" generational. how did lud and slime not laugh at that it's killing me

Fireshard

bro the ludwig laugh at 28:45 genuinely sounds like an evil billionaire so deeply its crazy. like genuine jeff bezos laugh, sounds like he's about to follow this by saying "you poors...". glad he knows whats up

Aiden Berger

i think ludwig owned nick because nick said the only way to find proof of a fart is by smelling the farters ass and ludwig countered by suggesting that everyone smell his own fart to prove his own innocence. while nicks right about there being fart smelling involved, ludwig did offer an alternative solution to finding who dealt the fart which nick said wasnt possible.

Jacob

I just upgraded my Patreon to $25 a month for the DnD stuff and I can’t believe a 30 minute segment on farts is the thing that’s pay-walled rn

Alex Piklor

I’m with Nick on the fart one

Daimondz

You can’t randomly bring up Nick almost killing a bunch of people and then gloss over it like it’s nothing

Daimondz

And slime has complained about it every step of the way. That boy doesn’t switch

Nik Carr

Does anyone know what episode the last meundies ad read was? I don’t remember that and now I’m curious lol

Noah berkstresser

wash it inside out twin

NickJ

I literally had the same hotel experience as slime this past weekend thats so crazy. Hotel didn't know which rooms were booked or open someone must've messed up and I walked into not one but two rooms with other people in them before I got an open room. Never happened in my life

Benjamin Armstrong

I got keys to a room that already had people in it too...at Caesar's Palace lmao

Eli

Nick is wrong

GALACTIFY

That cup flight attendant thing was brave if anything, I didn't known you could do that. I've been on flights where I stare at my cup for 45 minutes and try to eliminate it with my mind because I want it gone.

Bizarc

Loser buys the winner a bar of gold

CeraVe

Crazy that Nick gets a brand new cross shirt every time. Mine is at like 20% opacity after a couple months. God bless America 🫡

Andrew Uddin

Washington is the only state that got Bluer since the last election and the gun laws are most similar to Florida

maddie

over the pants fart sniff

The Yard

its kinda weird to ask someone to do paywalled content so we never ask

Oscar Ballantyne

I can't believe slime has turned on us

Sam Handwich

Loser has to do a 24 hour stream

Brutalic

Hittin the button is crazy, player

Josh

one of those episodes that reminds you how fucking dumb this awesome show is

Mimi

boo let the bisexual cry

Gazian

fart episode

Jack !

13 minute segment of discussing the League competition made me wanna blow my head smoove off

Edgar Talan Poe

also at another point I said the wrong room number and they still gave us the key without checking if it was ours. insane

Edgar Talan Poe

DUDE I was also staying at a hotel for Supernova and had THE EXACT SAME THING HAPPEN where they gave us the key to a room and a couple was sleeping in there 😭

mike wazowski

Don’t tell slime about mashallah

Jr. Jess jess

“What are YOU TALKING about?”

Slawncha

What ep is the meundies gun ad in?

Dredd

I feel if slime embraced Australian culture he would be an absolute bogan

Joel

Crazy that I listen to the Patreon while drunk and get called out within a minute

tubbagoob

Also Mr jimmy beast doing the stream with adin Ross seems kinda crazy

Porridge

As a Kiwi I have to say the opinion of Australian's at this podcast has had it way too easy for too long

Tsukuyomi

As someone who also worked night audit at a hotel AND had the exact situation happen to them while on shift, it's usually that someone earlier in the day didn't check the first people in properly so it marks the room as open. Especially when I worked at Holiday Inn and sometimes guest's rooms were assigned at check in, not before. Had it happen a few times where I'd go to check on a room that was marked vacant only to disturb some sleeping family LMFAO

Gabe

I am still reeling from how fantastic that MrBeast bit from Dax Flame was.

heybridie

Vouch for zipper 2, also cried at freakier Friday. Saw it with my mum and aunty and we all had a lil cry.

liam guymer

Australian incel here, I was fucking furious

Jeff Bartman

is slime just doing the girls voice from the bridge building ad over and over cause im here for it

Wizrad

Farting to prove that you are not the one that farted is insane, it's like killing someone to prove you're *not* mafia

Raymond Torres

NIck, go watch Quantum for Vex mid lane he's smooth with it

wendal

one of these times someone missing they should just put goku in the missing persons chair

Chocas

I was gonna get my back up at the aussie comment but then I heard the plane shit and I now feel fine.

Matt S

This is as right as Nick has ever been.

93 Feet of Smoked Meat

Definitely thought it said fart Deceptikon upon cursory glance

jaidybaby

my favorite recurring bit on the yard is the boys alluding to nick starting some sort of forest fire in his youth. they've been bringing it up since the first ep

Kaleb Mailey

Literally tier 3 subbed to see more Dax and was devastated by this slop. You better get his beautiful face on DnD

Cooper G.

Ludwig went from never crying and being a robot to crying too much. The character development in this anime is insane.

SpookyGodzilla

For the race to gold, you could try milestone punishments/rewards to make each week kinda have a goal/hype. Like if Nick hits Silver 3 first, Slime has to do a podcast episode alone. Maybe you could ask Mr Beast if that's a good idea?

joe

french central cee is central oui

Daniel Kester

saying central cee made The Box is very funny

Sara

"I can't be put to sleep for 2 turns" just really caught me off guard it's so funny

Avery Schrader

the tie breaker should be a 1v1 for the gold race

John RIng

Thats jeans/outdoor clothes in the bed type shit

Wumbo Myco

Slime looks and acts just like my friend who is bald from treating his bladder cancer. Love that for him

Mo Moad

If Nick wants someone to watch like Slime's volibear guy, I strongly recommend PekinWoof. He is a multiseason challenger mid player that posts videos where the elo is masters plus and in every video he explains everything he does very theoretically. He also has some vex videos, though he rotates through most of the league roster.

Douglas Nevins

Nah, youre actually a psychopath if you take your shoes off on a flight overall, imo

Carson V

naw dude dax is so money

Daniel Lopez

Dax flame was such a fucking weirdo

Jaime Mango

ludwig on his nerd shit today. shibuya incident? smelling salts/can’t go to sleep for 2 turns?

Ethan Franklin

Misogynist saying “you think women are objects” to the biggest ally on the podcast

Jip214

Nick unironically won the fart debate. Because they got to the right answer with nicks exact argument.

ChanceFreely

Nick a lil freaky this one

Faye852

wahoo!

zacH

I too Nick almost set my neighborhood on fire


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