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Ep. 215 Premium - ludwig handing out some freakin packets yo [VIDEO]

🕑 Added 2025-09-04 18:00:09 +0000 UTC

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rease c

idk why it seems so crazy to me but it's so awesome to me that a teacher could just watch the yard and think it's awesome

Alex D

Are you the substitute teacher?

C

67 is literally just a song lyric. That’s it. It’s stupid.

Schoepfe

Ms13 is one of the deadliest gangs on earth and that kid 100% knew what he was doing

Alex Meiller

Hawthorne Heights reference btw, as usual Slime knows ball

Raul Maldonado

I’m a high school band teacher in Massachusetts and the arts is the only thing keeping kids in school. It’s fucked up that a lot of schools cut it when kids just want to create and be creative

Ben On-It

"5th graders are like teenagers now" come on now Nick lmfao

Demented Bean

This is my favorite episode so far, Aiden was on fire

Ben On-It

Glad I sat down to eat and heard "why are we grossed out by eating our own poop?" lmfao

strawbebbiepeach

using water to eat the hot dog is literally adding items to make the game easier

jonas lilley

mia khalifa

Fenix Samurai

Xenophobic is for alien species fear

Kritur

As someone who has to dig large holes for work some times; none of you are getting that hole done in less than 8 hours. Digging bar and shovel as your tools.

zach

gg nick calling NA good at rocket league with the ssg shit that just happened

Chris smith

nick comparing the digging stream to a bladee music video had me fucking dying

Wieldypigeon

Damn peter on his tony hawk shit

Griggy

This hole discussion needs to discover what shellscrapes are . Army dig places to sleep on exercise and if you get unlucky and have to bug out you gotta do another one in the same day. However we get pickaxes and shovels, with just a shovel it would be much harder,

JSL

Yo I love how Ludwig basically mogged Slime. Only guy who can really get Slime lol the podcast is finally balanced again.

Kai

The only podcast I listen to where I'll turn the volume down when other people are around even when earphones in.

Penguin B

Faze rug came to my high school and invaded classrooms for a day you can definitely teach a class.

WenotheGreat

8kkkk

Phoxal

Aiden’s lava joke made me chuckle

William Huebner

can't wait for the yard eat off

Keaton

These boys have never held a shovel clearly😂 Digging is hard. Reminds me of when Nick said he’d never want to take care of his own yard. Different worlds man.

Kar 32

Ludwig basically confirmed he’d be racist to Neanderthals

Bailey

i never watch video why is nick holding that knife so menacingly but also so casually at the same time

Jaymod

You don’t want to be a substitute teacher lud

Ethan Provençal

new record: massive loads mentioned under 5 mins into premo

Squillz

oh my GOD rachael show it to me

fraud.records

SIX SEVEENNNNNN HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH SIX AHHAH SEV SEVENNNN AHAHAHHAHAH

Arielle

sick knife nick, love a good butterfly, whats the model?

Kanen

We can’t let the white people make the AI racist jokes they be liking it a little too much

surma

I thought they made a Stanley parable reference when they talked abt Stanley hole

Niv O'Regan

As someone finishing high-school rn Nick just recited exactly what like 50% of ppl do on every single piece of schoolwork. even if its in class.

kneesoup

also, Lud you do not want to be a substitute lol. Its like trying to work with twitch chat that is being forced to watch you and only want to go home. But you are right about teaching everything as a sub. Some jobs arent fully posted so you may see a job that says 7th Grade Science but also have to fill in for PE or social studies.

kneesoup

as a close to 30 year old teaching grade 7s, the 67 thing is nonstop. A lot of kids are doing next to nothing at home, just hours a day of tik tok or youtube, so this is all they engage with and then struggle to communicate like a human. At least it has finally moved passed skibidi sigma talk

Mary

But I do think things change in middle school they go crazy god bless the middle school teachers

Mary

I teach second grade and I used to teach fifth and I’m here to tell you the fifth graders are most certainly not teenagers, even the ones who watch TikTok. They are babies! Sure some are overly exposed to the internet but it’s not like their 11 year old brains somehow matured faster and can interpret adult material in a real way. I taught fifth in one of the poorest neighborhoods in Memphis Tennessee and even those kids who were routinely exposed to a lot of violence and like literal gangbanging in their homes were still children, loved playing at recess, arts and crafts, etc TLDR kids in elementary school are small🫶

Jackson

No. It’s more like if we let everyone in sports openly do steroids, which is more fun to see

Jason Queen

This might be the best episode so far

Itamar Ganor

Nick's reaction to Ludwig's unprompted six seven killed me

Amelia Geneva

Literally had to look up 6-7 so thank you slime for making me feel better

Lily Jade

I actually sort of have an answer for the hole question. It's impossible to dig a 6x6 hole, as if you have a shovel with a long enough handle to dig from the bottom and deliver it to the top, you need a wider arc than 6 feet to move the dirt. The holes from the movie Holes are physically impossible to dig with a shovel. They would look more like a cone, with the top being wider than the bottom

Roi My Boi

He almost cut his time in half

julio aguilera

Ok look I grew up on it so I like it Q_Q

Dan

The hotdog convo is so much funnier knowing that slime crushed a sub 10 sec time

Pondlife

Aiden’s pipe rock mention went completely under the radar

Alex

The devil is meant to tempt you. Why would they be anywhere near a Tommy’s

Gabe

That NileRed hot dog hydrochloric acid thing killed me. Also thank God Slime shat on Ludwig after this. There was no waaaay after Slime did it so flawlessly the first time that Ludwig would take it. Team Slime for the hot dog, Team Aiden for the lights.

jacob beaudway

Slime mogging (hot mogging, if you will) Ludwig after all this shit talking makes this a PEAK episode for me haha

ManlyMango

Slime is a goddamn soldier

Dogsaysarf

Slime and nicks argument regarding the "hotdog water strat should not be counted" is crazy. Its like saying SM64 16 star speed runs are not counted because it uses glitches.

Ethan Robinson

My moms a retired principle, she might be able to get you in a class if your serious.

Drax

Xenophobic is being racist against an alien species.

Nick

stanley yelnats -2

5am

Honestly top tier rage baiting from Ludwig this ep

Joseph

the word you guys are looking for is xenophobic

StarlitMia

Elementary school teacher checking in 🤍

mikegemme5404 .

Ludwig not an eater confirmed, he is Slimes child

snj

NA is one of the best regions in TFT which has a really large Asian player base

AtlanticHDMI

Aiden was electric this episode

Chuck

Slime's hotdog time is actually insane

f0x

robophobic

Andrew Defreese

He let Lud chirp knowing full well he was gonna clear. His restraint is impressive

Devin Pettys

the lud substitute bit had me laughing more than just an exhale out of my nose

gabriel

please

gabriel

i'll tip you $100 tax free to never talk about league again

Myriapoda03

Removing the dog and using water is just tech, slime wants glitchless and ludwig wants any%. And frankly any% is cooler.

Dad Rs

LMFAO

Ju5tGr8

I love when Aiden drops star wars knowledge. I'd love to get in a call and just chop it up with him for hours about the star wars lore

Reek

Also they do start getting mean right at 5th grade. They said I looked like Jeffery Dahmer because the Evan Peters one had just came out and I didn't get a haircut.

Reek

I worked as a sub for awhile and you basically just get to look at a website that says what jobs are available in the district and you just click the button that says ok i'll be there.

icykangaroo

5:30 The Quartering is a crazy pull I used to watch that guy in like 2020 when I was a degen right wing loser

John

Lud saying "I'm not a real eater" alone in his room after choking on a hotdog hits different after this ep

Colin Montville

thats what im sayin

amonte prensa

Slime gold medals the hotdog 100 2026

ErnestoP

Hope you have a better day man!

Dawid Coetzee

I had a horrible day and listening to this episode had me laughing constantly and genuinely cheered me up. I don't want to be too sappy but this podcast helped me today and I felt like sharing.

John

A pitch for Nick’s Million Dollar Idea: Free Parking in LA (for Pedophiles)

shirley

35:30 bro what is water if not an item.

Jacob Perez

Listening to this full knowing slime dropped the 9 sec dog is so funny

Zachary dt

The smash analogy would be better if it was the opposite, water is items on. No water is more competitive and interesting.

Jozef

Coney did a version of their “trapped in an arcade” video idea, where he couldn’t leave a Round1 until he got enough tickets for The Big Prize ™️ which was a saxophone for 64,000 tickets. I think it took him a few days

SirFartsAlot420

Luds got a European mind in an American body, with a Japanese soul

Roy Wright

Lud, if you want SR to improve you gotta swap Palafox back out for Insanity.

Taro

digging a hole is hard manual labor but incredibly satisfying, time can vary widely depending on what you're digging into

Luke Miner

PRX is not Korean lol

93 Feet of Smoked Meat

Why are they talking about Harold so much this ep ?

evanf133 TR

Nick for school using ai properly and getting away with it is really easy I’m a junior in college rn and you literally just have to rewrite what it says into your own words and also adding your own information into the prompts. It’s very easy to cheat these days but the amount of ways schools are trying to stop it is insane. Lock down browsers, webcams on it just feels creepy when you can still cheat anyway

Victor

although the gap is getting smaller NA has always been the best at pro Apex. Nick is right cause its a very console adjecent game where controllers have an advantage because of aim assist, so much so that previously mouse and keyboard using pros had to learn using controller.

Michael Tullo

I dont know how "e-sport" it is, but the competative world of warcraft scene (race to world first) is dominated by NA right now. The entire current expansion was won by Team Liquid.

Joey Buck

Had a dream that yall had Neil deGrasse Tyson on. Just realized that wasn't real and now I'm upset

Colton Crenshaw

Willing to conduct market research from the 11th graders I teach

StarlitMia

Have you guys seen the anime The Devil Is a Part-Timer??? So funny. That’s what the first minute reminded me of.

Jamie Hauken

They had this format a decade ago in Germany where they got celebrities to teach as substitute teachers in high school classes, but they prepared actual lessons on their expertise or experience in a fun way. I think Alligatoah, the rapper, taught poetry. Pretty cool.

Jamie Hauken

I think I've had that issue in YouTube comments before where they ask me for my sources, I reply with studies or articles, they are links, they never see the reply because it doesn't get through and they think they've won.

9G0D

incredible ludwig ragebait

emmagaming

every time Ludwig mentions anything about league, Zipper should automatically fact check it cause Ludwig's rate of being correct is for sure lower than his ranked win rate. he needs to be punished for being so confidently wrong all the time

Jorge M

America has MvC on lock

astronot

If lud is emerald then Elon is top 10 at poe

Noah Kumar

Please censor the bottom of Aiden’s shoes next time

Shill Biden

6 7 hit the luddy uncs 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❌🚿😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Miles

why do aidens shoes have a pussy?

garfMarenghi

6 7 is from a bad rap that I think gen alpha was making fun of (with the hand motion) but also used in TikTok edits and sports edits (lamelo ball reference) and that was like months ago and now it’s like post ironic with gen alpha and gen z catching on and making fun of it and it just became a verbal tick kind of like 21 was on vine so when people say it they make the hand motion and laugh. I’m a peer reviewed academic in this trust me

Eli Weijers

Na isnt definitely the best at val but G2 is the most consistent and definitely is the favorite to win champs

Rad Edson

Virginia is for lovers, fuck you Mr. Bruno

TMFD

let me get this straight, the guy named mr. dark skinned hates mexicans?

bee

ludwig's stream when he has tts on is basically a substitute teacher in a classroom of 12 year olds

Eep

am teacher. it mostly sucks for 4th grade plus, but covid really made it tough for everyone, to say the very least. all in all: don’t give your kids a JT

Mike Levesque

they discovered any% vs any other category 👏

Zachary Mitchell

“5th graders are teenagers now” is going to POP on The Yard out of context

Helious

47:05 sent a visceral reaction through my whole body but i cant stop rewatching it. its almost beautiful in a way

Zillaniel

Listening to Ludwig being so sure about himself on the hotdog thing already knowing Slime mogged his ass is beautiful.

Phoeveryoung

i've known him since he was a magic the gathering unboxing channel then he proceeded to lead a hatewave to a female cosplayer and get banned from the game. was crazy learning he became a rightwing online talking head

Eric Jean

Batreon: and we all just beat off

Andy Hackett

Ludwig getting mercilessly mogged by Slime in the hotdog eating after all that yapping is hilarious

Dr4k

i think when it comes to how fast can you eat ONE dog you shouldnt have the water

Virilikus

This ep is a lot funnier knowing Lud went from eater to beater in 49.46 seconds

yacob

Nick is actually saying ban wave dashing because they didnt intend air dodge to be used like that. The pro eaters use water not for the spectator, they do it because they want to win. Thats it. The same reason to wave dash or jiggle peak, or korean back dash.

Rodney Gordon

G2 from NA has a serious chance at winning VCT

John Harris

Genuine question: why do the pedophiles deserve any less than street justice?

C0sm1cH4z3

Clanker was funny, but there are a bunch that are just normal slurs

Sunny D

It’s so awesome that they started the main ep with the hotdog video to see the lead up. The patreon ep is just watching Ludwig hang himself for an hour with future knowledge.

Sunny D

I think the water vs no water dog is like 16 star vs 70 star. The water is a modifier that definitely changes the fundamental way to play the game from its designed/intended way. But it’s also swaggy as hell. BLJs are cool, but so is a natural, homegrown awesome guy playing the game fast.

Josh Anderson

You win, I no longer care about d&d even If Ludwig kills at it

C0sm1cH4z3

I didnt get my trinkets >:(

James Conway

i might be crazy but listening to ludwig's unwavering confidence after being the only one to grind (and then still getting mogged) is harder to listen to than the lights argument

Christian Sanko

"Ohio is for lovers" I'm here and it's just not

Crim

Holy shit jreg mentioned

DontJoelMe

They were having this cum vs poop conversation like it a was a Hank Green debate

Wompie

First 5 minutes brought me back

Sleeepy Shadow

I know hes baiting but watching this after seeing the intro for the new main ep is sooooo satisfying, my goat shut that fool down!!!

Snow

watching ludwig so adamantly claim slime could never beat him when he demolished him in nearly half the time is so funny

Brad

Nick saying we’re good at Rocket League really hurt me internally cuz EU beats us consistently and every other region is newer to the LAN scene and they get less spots

Caspian Bradford

ngl man that’s like the complete opposite of what happened 😭

Caspian Bradford

what a sentence man

Abad95

Yeah there are 50 year olds that talk like peterbot, and I work with 4 of them

Brandon Arner

Thanks for falsly advertising the minis as a set and an august reward

Breanna

Man they gotta get on the mew tiktok lingo man my goats can’t be washed like this

Owen Thornton

as a high school teacher its v interesting hearing what it looks like from the outside the kids are in a million times better of a place than most people assume, and they 100% do not know ludwig lmao

Niall Coyle

But what about the lights?

LaNerdJR

When they said 67 my eyes popped out of my sockets and my tongue rolled out of my mouth like a beautiful carpet

Noah

Y’all cracked jokes in school while I was cracking the lunch lady

Keith Riessen

it's so funny hearing ludwig talking shit about the hot dogs. he loses to slime BAD the night after recording this

Addison Willmon

Normally when Ludwig gets really into something, everyone kind of engages with it. The hotdog thing is the only time it feels like the rest of the group is like "I'm good man, you can have this one."

Noah N

It's crazy to hear the Quartering mentioned, when I worked on Apex Legends someone leaked the game to him and he made a video but everyone thought he was stupid and didn't believe him lol