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The Sea Life | Yard D&D ep. 7 (Early Access)

🕑 Added 2025-09-09 17:10:20 +0000 UTC

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Joshua Haskett

OHHHHHH they were SCAMMING scamming people in that market

Caroline H

Waiting for my next fix

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Guys don't worry, Aiden is still mourning the loss of his friend half a week ago in Utah. when he's recovered we'll get the episode

McNugget

6 seasons and a movie of Yard D&D for the delay..please and thank you

ErnestoP

Please

ErnestoP

Pls

Cyno73

Call Ep. 8 my girls period the way it’s late

Wishbone The Dog

Im sitting here on my break, asking the heavens through cursed tears on WHY! WHYYY!!!!!!! WHY ISNT IT HERE YET!!!!!!!!!!

Quinn

WHERE IS THE NEW EP WTF

Pearce Bland

Please please please post Episode 8. I had to eat my lunch in tortured silence.

Gabe Campbell

Episode 8 late? Toaster bath time.

John S

More compression lads. I struggle to hear the quiet parts, but then I turn up the volume and the loud parts are wayyyyyy too loud.

Sandra Lee

Cannot believe we're getting compulsory heterosexuality... i was rooting for rone and leonas smh

Aannddrreeii O

Release that new shit man cmooon maan i need that man the itching is starting again man COMEOOOON MAAAN

JadonTheEternal

I do think he should have gotten advantage for the commitment to the bit though

Stefan H

You’re not insane you just need more friends

TFD

"It's kinda like if Cancun was ready to defend Mexico" was hilarious

nicholasneptune Jfeel

"AAAAALLUUGGHWAA......can't get that in the Nexus..."

Hoops Reference

Aiden catching the disease despite being masked up at the end was the perfect way to conclude this episode lmao

Allen Lu

this episode is so good honestly some of the best yard ever not even just dnd

Str8Sh00ta

That art is so fire

AK0904

so the laugh at the beginning is cinna right or am i insane

Sil Verkade

too bad this was recorded pre-clanker era lmao

Ray Fay

The look of shock on B Dave's face when Nick brought up the Descendants killed me

nick murray

are we gonna get b dave on the main pod? would love to hear how you guys found each other and everything

OrphanCrippler

Love how I can see the improvement each episode. Everyone finding their niche, and Dave leaning into a lot of the jokes more is great.

Adam Cowgill

"old enough" made me spit out my drink lmao

Kels

I know they’ve shared a picture of what Leonas looks like, but when I hear ‘sea elf,’ I picture one of those cartoon sea monkeys.

Gavin Schuck

guys, I think I figured it out, Dave is Zipper

Brody

Etiology, homies

LucasDawn10

Leonas practically called that guy a clanker

Aurum

s2 gonna absolutely rip now that the boys are comfortable with dnd

Notsodeadpool15

Love your writing style

shirley

imagine someone finds out from this comment

shirley

ENTOMOLOGY ALSO ISNT RIGHT BY THE WAY. THATS BUGS.

Jonathan Park

truly a devastating time to have the name that i have

The4thBennett

Could pay attention to the episode because Charley Kirk fucking died. It was probably really good tho! Cant wait for next week!

Varun Murthy

wow i just got that

William Angen

I don’t get it ngl. Could you explain pls?

Kdn

Best of the 7 fa sho

Cole Browne

God I love this 🤣🤣

Carter Willison

B Dave is honestly so good at playing off the boys

Zach Losey

Was it 6 or 7?

Big Voth

Nick saying the Shattered Cove is "too blue" had me dying knowing he would then spend a month of his life to make COD more blue

Danimal

The plague was made in a lab in Mori

Dale Neu

ElfCC

Gabe

That vaccine thing was fucking killing me haha. This was beautiful and B Dave's banter and playing off all the nonsense was absolute S tier this episode. Also Leonas is still my G.O.A.T. Trying to actually stay on task haha

Aidan

Holy shitttt that "old enough" had me in stitches

JKorwhatever

This one is sooo good

Claes Rishoej

The princess is a progressive goth girl with a racist country boyfriend, this all tracks

G

Spoilers from the Rockathon: Episode 8 we're going to meet Georg's mom

Joel McPhee

i would love to see short animations of these sessions in the future, having the 3 card monte scene animated would be awesome.

Dylan Sacco

was dave a fan before d&d or did yall already know him

Crungo Bungo

its epidemiology

Shaun V

At any given moment I can't tell if Nick is slow or Rone is slow which is truly just a masterclass in immersive acting

Aang Bebop

"This guy loves mission more than you" is one of the funniest things Nick has said on the show

bigsleep

streets saying georg vaxxed that’s why GJ don’t talk

Noah

it’s not etymology OR entomology … it’s epidemiology LOL

Bi Bubble tea

Fuck this is so good it’s locked me into the Patreon when I only meant to pay for a month of it, but I get so excited for every new episode so it’s worth it

I'm Soraaa

"This guy loves mission more than you" was an underappreciated line, another Nick banger

Oliver

Bros made bank off that scam

McZarya

celinia is for the shores bro

zoemargaret

i did something ratio math of like (60,000 dollars/2 gold) = (x dollars/600 gold) and solved for x someone lmk if that's wrong

zoemargaret

if you equate the average person making ~2 gold per year to the median annual salary in the united states (~60k) then, in real life, Stonebeard and Georg just made something like 18 MILLION DOLLARS off of their scam (if my math is right)... LMFAOOO

Amir

Leonas can NOT handle allat

JozNski

This is actually the funniest ep so far, I really love B Dave getting in on the bits and then folding them into the story. Like Aiden meeting the construct and B Dave just calling Aiden a country elf is all time

ziggystone710

When you link your patreon to your Spotify it makes it easier

ziggystone710

Top tier

ziggystone710

Roflcoptr

ziggystone710

Ok yes LA is dirty and PDX is dirty.... But atleast were not SF

Jake Stalvey

They were right in how the episodes do get a lot better around now. Starting to riff during these like A/B/C plot lines by inhabiting random people nearby is such a great bit

[chvd]

we NEED the pre-epsiode 1 adventure!!!!

ziggystone710

Also can we have a main or primo with Dave

JW074

AYO the Princess is hot

killerwario

so impressive how b. dave can keep track of everything that’s happening while the boys are split up, i would completely forget or lose track

ziggystone710

This episode 5 slaps

ziggystone710

Omg the waterboarding comment was fucking peak! But I think the timeline to the "Aiden waterboarded himself" episode doesn't line up... As the DM said it I literally got to the edge of my seat and as I realized I just sighed and had to smile (if only nick did this faster)

Goblin Witch

My favorite show is baaaaaaaack pussy boys

Brochillguy

Sancofa lied people died

Noah

Yooo they went to Junon, excited for Rufus’s parade

Amoney

Leonis having it already whenever he’s been the only one caring is so fucking funny

maxxrobi

which scene was that? i forgot lol

Nathanael Lyman

brave of aiden to wear a shirt with dried skeet on it

Faye852

wahoo!

Ryan

Who up scrapin’ they hole

Oliver

Watched this at a friends vb game. Worth it

Demetrios

portland mention. absolute w

Amber

also i know B Dave is a professional but idk like little things like the coots pouch being sandy was really impressive. remembering small little callbacks while doing characters and guiding them through the world and laughing its just like. man hes really good at this

Adam L

The facetious Dave was so fucking funny dude. I had to replay it

Amber

it was only light a slight allusion to it but roan being able to shapeshift but not understanding the concept when like someone else does it would is so funny lmao

Prankster Pranton

No penis joke today, just a great episode in a great series so far, not a dnd guy wasent a podcast guy never used patron, but slimes just got aura what can I say I feel confident around him

jonah emswiler

nick was right, easily best ep yet this shit was so funny

Melissa Smits

The ending! Oh B Dave, you scamp

Eris

Stay through the end of the post show, it's SO worth it

misterthezeem

I've scraped a few hulls in my day

2013 Acura ILX [critical condition]

Man I thought he was talkin about ecology

Sean

Slandering Portland for being dirty as an LA resident is wild projection, we were just voted the cleanest metro area in the country by oxy-clean (for real) 🤓😎

Shizz

slime needs to do the bucket hat more, i feel it gives tortle

Brandon Arner

how about them minis

Jtag

Some of these bits would be so so good as animated shorts or something. Kinda like Avantris type stuff

Anthony Gorczyca

W worldbuilding wtf

Travis Rexrode

Aiden constantly getting hoed by the dice is my favorite part. You couldn't have written that better!

Murtaza

Let's goo joined for d&d

blake

thinking about Stonebeard realizing who John Pork is —in the exact same scene as Hank finding out about Walt, sat on the throne and all

2013 Acura ILX [critical condition]

Need some ERAAURH

Riley Stephens

YES ANOTHER EPISODE

Scumlord Studio

@8:00 DM fucking rules man i love B. Dave

bill clinton stan account

They had some practice sessions before episode 1 that I'm assuming they used the same characters for. I think they said on twitter that they might release them at some point.

venti321

The infected were both in contact with the sea/seaweed, aswell as they both were touched/huged by the Catlady (ploting - little bit of a stretch :D) hmm.. excited to find out next week! Banger Episode, hope D&D will never stop! made a patreon account just for the boys :)

Alfonso

Yard D&D Beach Episode

venti321

they mentioned things like "before season 1 or in previous missions- you will eventually find out/see it", what do they mean by that? So they had a DnD campain before, is it just the backstory or will there be a prequel? Maybe some can help me out and fill me in :) and if so, where can I watch it? thanks in advance!

Eli Smith

Dude I was yelling at at the screen

Jamie Hauken

We're getting closer to the scene from the teaser

Annabelle

the word is etiology which means the cause of a disease

Sunny D

I like the music change during the onigiri scene, good touch

Scott Brown

Holy shit they boys weren't kidding, this is a banger.

Bi Bubble tea

Coming later, apparently they did a couple practice episodes they filmed but didn’t release so they could get comfortable with the gameplay

Malakai DeMoines

i wish these were longer

Derek Segers

Ok so I’m probably needlessly confused, is the pre story they were talking about on the Patreon somewhere or is that coming later

jess thompson

Surprised that Stonebread isn't immediately looking for the one piece.

Daboop333

“We got John Ham here.” Was a 10/10

Phosphor

I need to know if Dave forgot the word epidemiology or if he was adding layers to fucking with Aiden by calling it entomology

Sunny D

I love how when Stonebeard starts talking about vaccines he moves his hand like Trump

McCMayo

I can't get over how perfect of a dm Dave is for the boys, their banter is top tier

Angel Bunb

The after show is sooo so good, it's hard to keep up with everything happening at times so its nice unraveling it with the yard boys

sweenyshaq

criminal mastermind zipper in the world of yarn D&D gotta love it

James Phillips

The ElfCC is so good

mikegemme5404 .

The boys are getting much more comfortable, and that's super fun, hopefully wish to see them learn that the journey and the in between stuff can be just as if not more meaningful to the adventure than just progressing the "mission". Big fan though guys ,Bravo