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Meeting His Mom | Yard D&D ep. 8 (Early Access)

🕑 Added 2025-09-16 21:54:04 +0000 UTC

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I don't talk to girls I watch 2005 Ring of Honor

It's never too early to start the fin

Bear Figueroa

BDW is such a good DM for this campaign it's insane

Dominic McKernan

Love seeing the Royal court cup Ludwig got

2Bi2Bfly

Could 100% knock an 8 Ball into the corner pocket with it

Helious

42:50 Nick's visceral disgust had me making the most horrendous cackling sound I've ever made, that killed me rofl

Meymal 123

It may be effective to use a yard episode featuring a guest they are familiar with

Sage

I just moved to Oregon for school and this was a great pick-me-up. Thanks as always for great, entertaining, and outright hilarious content.

Nate

I was listening to this on the drive home from work and I went to itch my scalp toward the end and saw a road sign that said β€œNorwood Rd” chat am I cooked I just got chekov’s gunned like three times in a row

Zeldas Dad

If this doesn't have a Season 2 I will eat my shoe. This is my favorite D&D campaign to date.

Katarzyna Radziejewska

This is so good I want to cry. A lot of people say much better than first episodes. I actually also liked those, as it was a little easier to follow the story though the noice of laughter. I wanted to show this to some friends that do not watch the yard and I'm just thinking what's a good video to get them to know the guys before they meet the characters? Ideas?

Griffin Oliver

Very awesome episode I loved it. Entertaining me for 3/5 of my lunch breaks so thank yall πŸ™

Landon Bedessem

so fucking good please never stop :3

Shaun V

Lud instantly going down the Sigmund Freud mummy issues route when getting to describe Georg's mum as a spitting image of his tortle version of horizon is also such a good bit

C0sm1cH4z3

Anyone kills my high the way Georg's mom did, its hands.

Net.Unknown

Leonas: "1, 2, 3, 4, How many constructs are in my store"

emilia the frog

this is so fucking funny

Kritur

Glad I’m alive to witness this greatness.

Evan Lloyd

You guys should have Dave on a normal episode!

Erik S

Also when he said β€œwhat’s your shell count”. Biblical.

Charlie

Roans next romance book featuring tahm kench: Grasp of the undying

Charlie

Tahm really let himself go... started stacking plates every meal...kept saying something about culinary degradation

Seb

I love it when Slime is clean staven. Great head shape

zoemargaret

including the dream sequence rolls as ways for these guys to get some improv in and include some absurd shit that probably is too silly for the actual story is soooo smart and so entertaining! one of my fav bits of the show.

Sunny

Little did they know they made such a hit it hurt their yt numbers

smeeth

Banger

Josh Texrecksia

Stone beard keeps coots in his chest-hole it sounds like... what are the odds πŸ‘€

Sil Verkade

You can tell this was before the Vancouver trip because they never mention making the cove stink like the plague

G

Been waiting since the Rock-a-thon for this

Belos

Georg's mom...

Vulgar Devil

why NOT dude

Sam T

I think it's because B. Dave doesn't define himself by it like how Slime tends to do. It's like how Michael Jordan is bald, but nobody thinks of him as bald because he's Michael Jordan and as such is immune from any aura loss that could come with being bald.

Chandler Rispens

the david lynch and trent reznor shirt

El bro juchian

The pig gives this episode 3 oinks

Gabe

This was one of the best episodes so far, along with the big fight and Anvil and Hammer reveal. Everyone had a moment to shine. Leonas great per usual (Aiden crushes it with the dream sequence roleplays), the dynamic between Rone - Georg - Stonebeard - Pamola was beautiful. All the backstory. I lost it at the "I had surgery on my hairline" and "What's her shell count?" parts.

abhorash

Dhampirs are playable in standard 5e and are technically undead, so are Reborn who are not technically undead I think but are dead who are now alive frankensteins mosnter style. Proper Vampires also have rules for playing in one of the planeshift rules books I believe. But no skeletons or zombies as they aren't thinking creatures. The closest to thinking true undead are like Revenants or Wights but they don't have offical rules for playing as a PC. Presumably because both are inherently evil and driven by a particular purpose for Wights that is a general hate for all living things and Revenants it is revenge on someone or someones for their death/a wrong done to them. But like you can always just homebrew rules if thinking PC undead fit the world for the campaign.

venti321

I dont know who Paloma is :D is this an inside joke or something? Please fill me in! :)

Idgonle

Every new episode is my favorite

Brandon Kissinger

This is by far the best DND episode

Ben Zed

You could see the fear in Lud's face the moment B. Dave Walters says "you can tell us what your mom's name is, though" lmao

StarlitMia

I was so lost I started folding clothes (I never fold clothes)

Jamie Hauken

Did B. Dave Walters know who Paloma is though? Or was it self-evident?

Jamie Hauken

I sort of want to cosplay as Georg's mom.

ziggystone710

This episode 5 slaps

rachel

its pretty clear they were right about hitting their stride during eps 7+8, it is night and day compared to the first two episodes

Shaun V

TAHM KENCH is that you is such a funny line holy shit cunt

Ryan

titty shirt aimen

Bloom

The undead aren't usually playable? Sounds like another issue p2e fixes

Ryan

Why everyone got a sick ass shirt this episode

Hannah

We’ll know exactly where we’re at the episode Aiden’s bald and Ludwig’s hair is red lol

PotatoSnatcher

One of these days the episode is gonna be bald aiden and red haired lud and I cant wait

Dr_Snacks

I feel like an hour and a half is fine. In all honesty sometimes those two or three hour episodes are harder to digest.

Avery Schrader

i knew yall would be good but my expectations are still blown. i hope yall feel really proud of this because yall did an amazing job

Marblet

Ooo

Lucy4Life

This was an amazing episode but I wish they were longer these episodes are like half as long as a typical D&D series episode which normally last 2-3 hours. Maybe it's intentional, maybe it's because of schedule constraints, idk i just would like them to be a bit longer.

Malakai DeMoines

i wish the after show was longer than the main ep

TrulySomething

Absolute peak You can feel the pain in their voices on every scene

Jack

Everyone realizing that B. Dave is also bald at the same time is peak. I think his goatee must have some sort of deception magic

CapybaraCrusader01

That was an aftershow special, you won't see it on Youtube

Hector Castillo

why does a reptile have huge knockers

Tayla

Genuinely love the dream roll aspect

Mikel

FINALLY, i think this is the scene from the teser, no?

Ben Power

umming

Kenzi

Rentaro Chillema

Bongo eh

22:00 Leonis seeing a minority (a shark)

Wishbone The Dog

So in dnd canon, tortles actually live absurdly short, typically around 50 years, with 80 being relatively long Tortles usually live longer if they never have kids, though georg already has had one so that doesnt bode well for him HOWEVER, alot of dms dont agree with the idea that a turtle based race would live shorter lives than an actual turtle, and homebrew them to live to ages more similar to half-elves

Dylan Anderson

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Woodus

lorenzo

i LOVE how paloma's lips and makeup are painted on like it was drawn on there because tortles don't have lips or cheeks

JWillNoChill

Seeing B. Dave crumble when Nick said "metink me gwon irie" was sensational

mkdepng

the most electric first 10min ever

CapybaraCrusader01

Worth the wait, best episode yet!

shirley

did yall replace aidens dice with weighted dice

june

i cant believe theres already 18 pages of yard dnd r34

Chance McCall

watching nicks hair get longer and longer makes me wonder how long until we catch up

kyrb

man i fucking love the going to highschool with tahm kench/baron nashor bit

Rob Kim

its just the name Pauloma, something about it screams beauty and class in a way that makes me straighten up

Allan

Can we get Dave on as a guest for the podcast

Gelatin

the show truly gets better and funnier each ep i cant wait to see where this goes

Blaisen

FINALLY THE LEAK EP!!!!

nev

B. Dave Walters my goat

Apollo III

Yay!!!! I’ve been waiting for this ever since they stepped foot in Liko

Cyno73

Ms. Georg has got some natural 20s for real

Shizz

MY AUTISTIC ROUTINE IS BACK ON SCHEDULE aWOOga

Samuel Argyropoulos

Oh my goshhhh she’s so friggin stunning

Hollow_Hopes

LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

Faye852

wahoo!

Isaac Eva

Is that Glasses on B. Dave's shirt?

Mental

LETS GO! Time to meet Georg's hot mom

JMSC

LFGGGGGG

Pearce Bland

I’m not ready for the withdrawals I’m going to have when this ends.

Kris Rose Basa

YAY

SirGodemis

Yeahhhh babbbyyyy

Javier Diaz

JUST IN TIME FOR MY LUNCH BREAK

Javier Diaz

FINALLY

mikeygenes

YAY

McCMayo

Let's gooooooooo


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