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Chapter 238: InfluencerEri
🕑 Added 2025-09-09 07:16:46 +0000 UTC“Damn top fifty, you got some skills,” Adam said, impressed.
“I know, right, maybe we should play a game in the future,” Tephe proposed.
“Nah, I wouldn’t be much of a challenge.”
“It’s fine, I promise not to bully you too much hehe.”
“So back to the main topic,” Rowena said before looking at Lorelie and asking, “Prime, what's your opinion on him being your chaperone?”
“Nope, never going to happen,” Lorelie said adamantly.
“Really?” Rowena asked in surprise.
“The guy thinks he can try to bully my man and then act as my chaperone? Yeah, not likely.”
“Well, in his defence, he didn’t know that Adam would ‘be your man’,” Lady Erkath replied.
“He still tried to bully someone new to Space Rogue. I’m not a fan of bullies.”
“Well, that settles that, you will have to ask the Merinmian royal family to let the Catonian’s know, though I suggest you ask for someone in particular to be your chaperone, otherwise they're just going to pick someone that you might not like again,” Rowena stated.
“I will contact Queen Marilla in a bit and let her know. Any suggestion on whom I should request?”
“Are there any Catonians you're friendly with or are a fan of?”
“Why does Lorelie even need a chaperone?” Tephe asked curiously.
“I’m not familiar with any of the planets in the Felidae Galaxy, unlike here in the Oasis Galaxy.” Lorelie began to explain. “Like back on Terrana Five when Becky and Tessa showed us around, a chaperone is assigned to celebrities or important guests in case they ever want or need to go anywhere, or if they have any questions that need asking.
Normally, this is done by a dignitary of the galaxy or planet; however, this time it seems that Prime managed to get himself selected.”
“I see,” Tephe responded in understanding.
“How about Eri?” Lorelie suddenly said as she thought of something.
“Eri?” Adam asked curiously.
“You mean Eri, the famous Xer-verse influencer?” Rowena asked as she recognised the name.
“Yeah, I met her once in the past when she was just making a name for herself. She wanted a colab photo that she could upload to her Xer-verse.
She was polite, and she honestly told me about wanting to use the photo to help jump-start her career as an influencer.”
“Did you accept?” Adam asked.
“I did, she left a good impression on me after all,” Lorelie replied.
“She’s a Tigressa from Felinia Five, I believe, so it’s true she would be suitable to act as your chaperone,” Rowena stated.
“It seems she's also a fan of yours,” Stacey said as she sent an Xer-verse article she had just found on her uniband to the room's console so that it appeared on a holographic screen for them all to read.
[[Ok, so let's get something straight, people, I’m a Diva Lorelie fan, always have been, always will be. She was kind enough to pose for a photo with me back when I was starting out as an influencer here on Xer-verse (See attached link for the photo).
So when some D-class trash singer like Pherise starts an ugly and uncooth nickname like ‘The Virgin Diva’, I wont stand for it.
Pherise is just jealous of Diva Lorelie’s fame and is angry that Drotas Entertainment’s scheme to try and get rid of Diva Lorelie didn’t work (see my whole rant on that topic by clicking this link.)
Everyone knows that, should the scheme of Drotas Entertainment have worked, then Pherise would most likely have become the new Diva in the universe.
I mean, does she really need to be so sour just because Diva Lorelie is a better singer, is better looking, is more popular, has created an entirely new genre of music, oh and isn’t a slut like her, who, let's admit it, probably used her body to get the support from Drotas Entertainment she has today? I mean, really, girl, are you that desperate to be a DIva that you would fuck a Gobli? Girl, Gobli men are fucking ugly.
Why is she even wasting time insulting Diva Lorelie when she could be using that time to become more famous?
Listen, girl, Diva Lorelie is the most famous celebrity in the universe right now, even Malgath Morthil Mirawenys, who has over 50% of the known universe watching his The MMM Show, can’t compete with her.
Take some friendly advice and focus on your own career, you have a decent voice, so make something of it, oh, and also consider getting a new entertainment company because a company that will try to get their celebs kidnapped and possibly rapped by pirates are not a good company to work with.]]
“Wow,” Adam said with a low whistle.
“Check out the comments section,” Stacey said as she scrolled down the page.
[... Damn straight, Eri tells it how it is.]
[... That photo of Eri and Diva Lorelie is still a classic to this day.]
[... How is an entertainment company like that still in business?]
[... They are probably being protected.]
[... D-class? Isn’t Pherise an A-class?]
[... It’s called an insult, dude.]
[... Hey Eri, you going to go check out Diva Lorelie’s show now that she has been confirmed as visiting the Felidae Galaxy?]
[InfluencerEri: You know it, I plan to wake up dead early the day tickets go on sale just to make sure I can get good ones.]
[... Eri, what's your opinion on Prime being chosen as Diva Lorelie’s chaperone?]
[InfluencerEri: Ugh, do I really need to comment on this? Isn’t it obvious? Fine, I think it’s suspicious as fuck.]
[... Suspicious? How?]
InfluencerEri: Chaperones of influential people and celebrities are almost always shown around by the galaxy's dignitaries. How did a streamer like Prime get that job if there wasn't some kind of backroom dealings going on?]
[Thewhitesoverign: Rowena Diva Lorelie were just talking about this, and they said the exact same thing.]
“Tephe?” Lorelie asked in surprise.
“What? It looked like fun, so I wanted to comment.” Tephe replied.
[... ???]
[... What the heck is Thewhitesoverign talking about?]
[... Why are you making it out like you're with the Divas right now?]
[... A better question is who does this person think they are to address the Divas without their titles?]
[Superior4horns: Oh, even Dragon Princess Tephe is here.]
[... What? Dragon Princess Tephe?]
[... Seriously?]
[InfluencerEri: 😱]
[Thewhitesoverign: Hi Superior4horns, also it’s just Tephe.]
[Superior4horns: Right, sorry Tephe. So Diva Rowena and Lorelie were talking about the whole Prime chaperone thing?]
[Thewhitesoverign: Yup, Lorelie is not really happy about the selection.]
[Superior4horns: Really, what does Diva Lorelie plan to do?]
[OfficialRowena: We were discussing what other member of the Catonian species could make a good chaperone for Lorelie.]
[... OMG Diva Rowena’s here.]
[... Kyaaa.]
[InfluencerEri: 😱😱]
[... I think Eri is broken.]
[... She's probably in shock kek.]
[... True, she's a popular influencer on Xer-verse, but big-time celebs don’t comment often even if they do read her posts.]
[... Did you and Diva Lorelie consider asking Eri to be the chaperone, Diva Rowena? Is that why you're here?]
[OfficialRowena: That’s correct, then we found this post Eri made defending Lorelie.]
[OfficialLorelie: Thank you for the support, Eri.]
[... OMG Diva Lorelie’s here too?]
[... Kyaaa, kyyaaaaaa.]
[InfluencerEri: 😱😱😱]
[... Yup, she broke.]
[OfficialRowena: Hehehe, I think your appearance broke her Lorelie, do you think she fainted IRL? 🤣]
[OfficialLorelie: Don’t be so mean, Rowena, also you broke her first.]
[OfficialRowena: Actually, it was Tephe who broke her first.]
[OfficialLorelie: That’s true.]
[Thewhitesoverign: Huh? 😵💫]
[... I can’t believe the two Divas are just happily chatting away in the comments section like this.]
[... I know, right, when has this ever happened on Xer-verse before?]
[... I don’t think it has, sure, you get celebs who turn up and post a comment or two on a topic. But never have a discussion.]
[Superior4horns: You get used to it.]
[... Get used to it?]
[... How do you get used to this?]
[Prestigious3horns: Oh, it’s true, Superior4horns messaged me about the Divas commenting on and Eir post, so I came to check it out.]
[Handsome3horns: Is the streamers chat talking on here instead today?]
[Superior4horns: Ugh, why is that dickhead here?]
[Handsome3horns: Fuck you bitch.]
[Superior4horns: Still never gonna happen, you desperate dick.]
[OrangeeyedStace: You really don’t learn, do you idiot3horns.]
[Handsome3horns: …]
[Superior4horns: 🤣 Even Diva Rowena's granddaughter agrees with me.]
[... Diva Rowena’s granddaughter?]
[... What stream?]
[... I’m so confused.]
[LadyErkath: Ok, I feel left out, so I’m going to join in the fun. @DeverinianLordMalacoss come out here.]
[... Now, Lady Erkath?]
[... The Deverinian's former senator?]
[DeverinianLordMalacoss: Erkath? Why did you @ me here on Xer-verse?]
[... OMG, it’s like a gathering of celebs.]
[... Right, now we just need Malgath here to do an interview, and it would be like The MMM Show.]
[OfficialRowena: Ohhhh, good idea. @TheMMMpresentor.]
[... No way, seriously?]
[OfficialLorelie: Really, Rowena? 😮💨]
[TheMMMpresentor: Rowena? Oh, now isn’t this an interesting post.]
[OfficialRowena: I figured you would think so.]
[TheMMMpresentor: I do indeed? Thank you for the invite.]
[InfluencerEri: 😱 What’s going on with my Xer-verse post today?]
[OfficialRowena: Oh, she's alive 🤣]
[Thewhitesoverign: Ohhh, we should invite Revi too, @Phoenixempress.]
Comments
Sinful Cyanide
I love how seeing such a public reaction to the members of Adams stream 🤣
Sweeps83
You’re right. I will look at rewording this when I get home tonight
AngelusDaniel
InfluencerEri: Chaperones of influential people and celebrities are almost always shown around by the galaxy's dignitaries. i might be mistaken since english isn`t my first language but this makes it sound like the Chaperon is the one being shown around by the dignitary even though at paragraph 15 it`s what i assume the correct protocol . afterwards thewhitesovereign thephe saying: rowena diva lorelie... that might need a rewording along the lines " rowena and lorelie" just make sure you don`t put the title of diva there since a few paraghaphs down some1 wonders why tephe isn`t using the diva title. [Prestigious3horns: Oh, it’s true, Superior4horns messaged me about the Divas commenting on *and* Eir post, so I came to check it out.] also thx for the chapter
