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Chapter 267: Lady Raphilia
🕑 Added 2025-09-23 15:26:05 +0000 UTC[Beinglittleisnotadisadvantage (Strathorp 7): It’s not suffocation that would kill them first, but death from carbon dioxide since the filters will not be functioning.]
[Justiceistruth (Earth): Oh yeah, I saw that in Apollo 13.]
[Beinglittleisnotadisadvantage (Strathorp 7): Apollo 13?]
[Whostolemyduck (Earth): It’s a movie.]
[DeverinianLordMalacoss (Deverinian 9): You Earthlings and your movie references.]
[DeverinianLordMalacoss (Deverinian 9): Also, Beinglittleisnotadisadvantage, you're forgetting about races that breathe carbon dioxide.]
[Beinglittleisnotadisadvantage (Strathorp 7): True, do you think one of those races is the one who attacked?]
[DeverinianLordMalacoss (Deverinian 9): No idea.]
“Are you able to tell who hired them?” Adam asked.
[[Negative, because the ships systems are offline due to lack of power, I can only scan information this console has access to.]]
“Then, can you identify who we are dealing with? Adam asked.
[[Affirmative. Scanning crew manifest.]]
[[Crew appears to be a combination of different races including Nagareen, Terran, Catonians, Sirinians, Deverinians, Brood, Scaulxuns, Succuba’s, Rabitouser, Syngnathidae, Dwarfinians, Libirathim, Nogitsune and more.]]
[Noobkiller9000 (Earth): Holy fuck.]
[Emojisonly (Earth): 😱]
“He he, oh my, that’s quite the line-up of different races they have on that ship,” Kasumi said with a giggle as she held her hand over her mouth.
“A ship with individuals from multiple different races attacking a lone ship, that sounds suspiciously like pirate activity to me,” Malgath commented.
[Beinglittleisnotadisadvantage (Strathorp 7): Well, it seems you were right, DeverinianLordMalacoss, there is indeed at least one race aboard that can breathe carbon dioxide.]
[DeverinianLordMalacoss (Deverinian 9): Indeed.]
[Whostolemyduck (Earth): Which race?]
[DeverinianLordMalacoss (Deverinian 9): The Nagareen. Their metabolism allows them to breathe in many harsh environments without the need for breathing gear. One of the few places they can’t survive is the vacuum of space since there is nothing to breathe.]
[StealthAssassin9 (Earth): Those space lizards the streamer and his girlfriend encountered at Trillion's neutron reactor?]
[Prestigious3horns (Vinox 2): What a second, is it me, or does the streamer seem to be involved in everything significant happening recently?]
[DeverinianLordMalacoss (Deverinian 9): What do you mean?]
[Prestigious3horns (Vinox 2): Well, there’s the Trillion neutron reactor bomb..]
[Gunlovergirl (Earth): Bomb? Tell me more.]
[Whostolemyduck (Earth): The Trillion neutron reactor had a bomb?]
[DeverinianLordMalacoss (Deverinian 9): We will explain later, please continue Prestigious3horns.]
[Prestigious3horns (Vinox 2): Right, well, there’s the Trillion neutron reactor bomb, a few days after the streamer visited there on stream.
Diva Lorelie got attacked by pirates just as the streamer, who was nearby, rescued her. Then later she released her new genre of music and is now the biggest Diva in the universe.
Then there are all the guests that the streamer interacts with who appeared on The MMM Show. Prime appeared shortly after he lost to the streamer and rage-quit. Diva Rowena appeared on The MMM Show shortly before appearing on the streamer's stream.
Lady Erkath appeared on The MMM Show and later struck a deal with the streamer, allowing Diva Rowena to acquire 50% of Erkath Fashion.
Dragon Princess Tephe decided to attend the Terran’s celebration after coming into the streamers' chat and now travels with him.
The Terran race is suffering from trade embargoes after what happened, and the streamer was involved.
Eri is now a guest on The MMM Show after being asked to be Diva Lorelie’s chaperone, where the streamer will also be present.
Then there is the fact that the Phoenix Empress has named him Phoenix Friend.]
[DeverinianLordMalacoss (Deverinian 9): I see your point, recent major events that have taken place do seem to be in some way connected with him, even if not directly.]
[Beczontop (Imperial Down): I knew my man was special.]
[Handsome3horns (Vinox 2): He’s not your man, remember.]
[Beczontop (Imperial Down): Not yet.]
[Handsome3horns (Vinox 2): You still haven’t given up?]
[Beczontop (Imperial Down): Never.]
[Phoenixempress (Fenix Nest): I will note that he received the title of Phoenix Friend a long time ago. It is just that we have waited till now to announce it.]
[DeverinianLordMalacoss (Deverinian 9): And why did you wait, might I ask?]
[Phoenixempress (Fenix Nest): That is something you will have to wait to find out. 😹]
[Tessisdabest (Imperial Down): Does anyone perchance know if the Nonpareilus oracle has foretold a prophecy regarding him?]
[DeverinianLordMalacoss (Deverinian 9): You believe in the Nonpareilus oracles' prophecies?]
[Tessisdabest (Imperial Down): The oracle's track record when it comes to prophecies speaks for itself; that should she ever make a prophecy about you, then you should listen and take heed.]
[DeverinianLordMalacoss (Deverinian 9): Very true, unfortunately, I have not heard of her making a prophecy in the last 50 years. Perhaps only a Nonpareilus could answer that question.]
[NonpareilRaphilia (Aaru): I can confirm that Oracle Andromeda has not foretold any prophecy regarding a streamer.]
[Fluffy_puppy_hugger (Caniniar 4): 😱 A Nonpareilus.]
[DeverinianLordMalacoss (Deverinian 9): My word, this is a surprise. Raphilia, when did you join the chat?]
[Phoenixempress (Fenix Nest): Well, well. If it isn’t Lady Raphilia, what a surprise.]
[NonpareilRaphilia (Aaru): Malacoss, Empress Revi.]
[Prestigious3horns (Vinox 2): Seriously, I’m starting to think this is all pre-ordained. Someone mentions a Nonpareilus in the chat, and one just pops up all of a sudden?]
[NonpareilRaphilia (Aaru): Calm yourself, young one. I have actually been lurking in the streamers' chat for quite some time; I only decided to make myself known when Oracle Andromeda was mentioned.]
[DeverinianLordMalacoss (Deverinian 9): And exactly how long is ‘quite some time’?]
[NonpareilRaphilia (Aaru): Since you spoke to the young ones about light and darkness, and they mentioned that interesting topic of what I believe was called yin and yang.]
[DeverinianLordMalacoss (Deverinian 9): You have been lurking ever since he was on Palaxia?]
[NonpareilRaphilia (Aaru): Is there a problem with that?]
[DeverinianLordMalacoss (Deverinian 9): I suppose not.]
[NonpareilRaphilia (Aaru): Good. Now back to the topic at hand. As far as I’m aware, Oracle Andromeda has never once made any prediction concerning a streamer.]
[Superhearofangirl (Earth): No offence, but does this Oracle Andromeda report everything to you directly? Are you her superior or something?]
[NonpareilRaphilia (Aaru): Goodness no, and no offence taken, but allow me to explain.
Oracle Andromeda has a special position in our race, and she reports to only one individual, Lord Omniel, the progenitor of my race.]
[Whostolemyduck (Earth): Wasn’t Omniel the name of one of the first beings to exist? Along with the Demon King?]
[NonpareilRaphilia (Aaru): You are correct. I myself have a similar position to Lord Malacoss in that I am the ruler of Aaru, and so I meet with Lord Omniel often and also attend council meetings.
Also, Andromeda and I are close friends, and we talk almost daily. She has never mentioned a prophecy involving the streamer, no matter how minor, either to me directly or in the council meetings that she sometimes attends.
In fact, she has not prophesied anything since I began lurking in the stream.]
[StealthAssassin9 (Earth): Is it normal to go so long without prophesying anything?]
[NonpareilRaphilia (Aaru): This is not a long-time young one, after all, it’s only been a few weeks. Andromeda has gone years without receiving a prophecy before, so yes, it’s quite normal.]
“Oh wow!” Tephe suddenly said excitedly.
“What?” Rowena asked curiously.
“Lady Raphilia is in the chat.”
“Huh! Seriously?” Rowena asked as both she and Lorelie quickly looked at the chat part of the stream.
“Oh, you're right,” Rowena said before giving a greeting. “Hello Raphilia, it’s been a while.
“It’s a pleasure, Lady Rephilia,” Lorelie said respectfully.
“Lady Raphilia? As in the leader of Aaru?” Malgath asked with a look of surprise, something shared by both Eri and Kasumi.
[NonpareilRaphilia (Aaru): Hello Rowena, it’s been too long. When are you returning to the Valhalla Galaxy?
Also, greetings Diva Lorelie, I am very pleased to finally be able to speak with you. I am thoroughly enjoying your new genre of music.]
“Thank you, Lady Rephilia.“ Lorelie replied.
”I'm not sure when I plan to visit again as of yet. Possibly when Lorelie’s tour reaches the Valhalla Galaxy, since I’m having fun here right now, as there is always something interesting happening.” Rowena replied.
[NonpareilRaphilia (Aaru): I see, then when you arrive, we must spend some time catching up. Also, Diva Lorelie, have Rowena contact me directly as soon as you know when your tour will be coming here so that I can speak to the council about arrangements for your concerts.]
“That is most gracious of you, thank you, Lady Raphilia,” Lorelie said gratefully while giving a polite smile.
“Mind explaining to us and the viewers what you were all just talking about since we unfortunately can’t see the stream chat?” Malgath asked with interest.
“Lady Raphilia was kind enough to let me know that the Nonpareilus council will help make the arrangements for my concerts in the Valhalla Galaxy in the future,” Lorelie explained.
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Sweeps83
No comment hahaha
John Doe
Damn sweeps, this boarding has to be epic with how much blue balls you are dishing out
Sweeps83
lol
Fluffy_puppy_hugger
Yay. 🎉I have been reborn. 🙏For a second there I thought I had died. 😭. Thanks for the chapter.
