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Chapter 272: Adam vs Cha Cha
🕑 Added 2025-09-26 07:21:50 +0000 UTC“It looks like Diva Lorelie’s boyfriend was able to download the data he wanted, but why isn’t he looking at it now?” Malgath asked as he spoke to the audience and studio cameras.
“Hehe, maybe because he doesn’t want the information broadcast all over the universe,” Kasumi suggested with a giggle.
As Adam approached the bridge's doorway, the Rabitouser named Cha Cha suddenly spoke up.
[“Ewwww fuck that’s nasty.”]
[“What is it?”]
[“I just found Briz. He’s dead.”]
[“Shit, what happened?”]
[“It looks like the entire front of his space suit and his body melted.”]
[“Melted? Was there an explosion?”]
[“No idea. But I can see that the bridge is open, I’m going to go check it now.”]
[“Open? I wonder how that’s possible.”]
[“Maybe because the entire door is gone.”]
[“What the fuck do you mean?”]
[“I mean what I said. The entire door to the bridge is gone, there's just a hole where it should be”]
[“What the fuck is going on?”]
Just as Adam was about to fly through the doorway, Cha Cha caught sight of him and quickly raised the blaster that was holstered at her waist before asking.
[“Hey, who the fuck are you?”]
[“What? Is there someone there?”]
[“Someone just left the bridge. I asked who you are.”]
[“Errr, you know he wont be able to hear you if he’s not linked into our comm channel, right?”]
[“Oh shit, I forgot about that.”]
[“Fucking Idiot.”]
“Spector, enable me to talk in there comms.”
[[Affirmative.]]
“I’m the captain of the ship you just attacked.”
[“What the fuck, who the hell was that?”]
[“He just fucking told you, idiot, the better question is how did he get access to our comms?”]
[“No, the better question is how the fuck did he get on the ship?”]
“I accessed your comms easily; it wasn’t exactly very secure, and I’m on this ship to find out who hired you to attack us and why.”
[“Fucking Briz, he always was crap at encrypting communications.”]
[“I hate to remind you two idiots, but there is still a bunch of Merinmian Defence Force ships out there. Cha Cha, just kill this fool and get back down here. We need to fix the FTL already.]
[“Shut the fuck up, Simone, I was just about to do that.”]
As Cha Cha finished speaking, she squeezed the trigger on her blaster, causing it to fire a red bolt of energy towards Adam.]
Adam, who was on alert in case something like this happened, quickly had his anti-gravity drive shift him sideways behind the wall next to the doorway just as he heard Cha Cha say she was about to kill him, so that the blaster bolt shot right past him.
As he avoided the attack, Adam primed the plasma scatter gun while his anti-gravity armour suddenly manifested his tail.
“Oh, so that’s the tail you mentioned before, it really does look sharp and dangerous, nothing like my own,” Kasumi said as she closely observed the tail that had just manifested.
[“Fuck.”]
[“What happened?”]
[“He dodged my shot, that’s what happened?”]
[“He can move that fast?”]
[“No way, he must have been anticipating it.”]
[“How the fuck didn’t you notice him pushing off a surface or pulling on something to dodge your attack, idiot?”]
[“Because he didn’t do either of those things dickhead, he was just floating in mid air before suddenly moving sideways.”]
[“Fuck, could he have an anti-gravity armour?”]
[“Are you fucking serious? Do you know how much those things sell for on the black market since only the military or those with powerful connections have access to them?”]
[“Then how else did he suddenly move sideways while floating in mid air without touching anything, genius?”]
[“Fuck, I guess you're right. He Cha Cha, try not to damage that armour too much. We can sell it and recoup what we lost on this fucking job plus more.”]
[“Yeah, yeah, if you think it’s that fucking easy, you come do it.”]
[AlamoMatador4thewin (Earth): WTF is wrong with these pirates. They know he can listen in on their comms and yet they're still arguing with each other and shit?]
[Prestigious3horns (Vinox 2): Those pirates, what can you say, at least this lot didn’t broadcast their threats and shit on an open battle during the fight for us all to listen to.]
[Phoenixempress (Fenix Nest): No, instead we had to listen to Malgath’s shit commentary.]
[DeverinianLordMalacoss (Deverinian 9): Damn, that’s harsh.]
“You guys do know I can hear everything you're saying, right?”
[“Fuck, I forgot about that. Shikei, do something useful since you're locked in that room and change our comm frequency.”]
[“ How the fuck do you expect me to do that when I didn’t set it up?”]
[“ Just figure it out.”]
[“Fuck fine.”]
Adam stayed hidden behind the wall next to the door while the occasional blaster bolt came flying through it.
“Hey, what’s your plan here? Keep firing blaster bolts until we both die of old age?”
[“Shut the fuck up, I only have to do it until my backup arrives while you're all alone.”]
“Uh-huh, and what happened when your blaster runs out of energy?” Adam asked just as Cha Cha tried to fire another shot, but her blaster beeped, indicating that it was empty.
[“Fuck”] Cha Cha cursed as she quickly started to swap out her blaster's energy cell.
Taking advantage of the opportunity provided, Adam primed his plasma scattergun before leaning around the wall where he aimed at Cha Cha and pulled the trigger.
[“SHIT”] Cha Cha cursed again while pushing off the wall she had been leaning against to steady herself as she fired her blaster, causing her to fly sideways into an open room.
[“There I switched the comms frequency. What happened?”]
[[Switching to new comm frequency]]
[Beczontop (Imperial Down): Haha, switching comm frequency with them, I love it.]
[1000yearsofdeath (Earth): They're going to suffer from an aneurysm. Kekeke.]
[Gunlovergirl (Earth): If they survive.]
[“I think I know how Brix died, that bastard has a plasma scattergun.”]
[“What the hell is up with this guy's tech?”]
[“It’s not just what he’s using now, but also his damn ship.”]
[DeverinianLordMalacoss (Deverinian 9): I’ve been asking that exact same question.]
[Beinglittleisnotadisadvantage (Strathorp 7): Agreed.]
“You guys know I can still hear you, right?” Adam asked as he used his anti-gravity drive to leave the bridge and quickly fly down the corridor towards the room where Cha Cha had flown into.
[“...”]
[“...”]
[“...”]
[“What the fuck, Shikei? You said you fixed it?”]
[“I did, I changed the frequency.”]
“I told you it was easy to hack. What made you think I wouldn’t be able to hack your new channel?”
[“Simone, where the fuck are you? I need help with this shithead.”]
[“Just hold on, I’m on my way.”]
[“Hold on? He outclasses me in both firepower and manoeuvrability, how do you expect me to hold on?”]
[“Why don’t you try getting him to fuck you before you kill him in bed like you have done with targets in the past?”]
[“Fuck you, Shikei… wait, you think that would work?”]
[Beczontop (Imperial Down): This Rabitouser bitch needs to die]
[OrangeeyedStace (Spector): This Rabitouser bitch needs to die+1]
[OfficialLorelie (Spector): This Rabitouser bitch needs to die+2]
[Gunlovergirl (Earth): This Rabitouser bitch needs to die+3]
[Lizziethetruepower (Palalxia): This Rabitouser bitch needs to die+4]
[LadyErkath (Alastor): Haha, interesting to see Lorelie commenting there.]
[DeverinianLordMalacoss (Deverinian 9): Well, she is dating the streamer. I personally find another one of the commenters there more interesting.]
[MercheadAnderson (Palaxia): Babe, why? 😭]
[1000yearsofdeath (Earth): MercheadAnderson is totally on the way to becoming a cuckold husband. Kekeke]
Adam primed his plasma scattergun again as he flew down the corridor and stopped just short of the doorway, where he bent his hand holding the plasma scattergun around the doorway and pulled the trigger, making white hot plasma fly into the room and forcing Cha Cha to launch herself off a table in a bid to avoid being hit.
As she flew through the air, she managed to switch out her blaster's energy cell before she started firing shots towards the room's doorway.
Adam considered his best course of action and concluded that fighting her was pointless since he got what he came for and could just leave her and the other two to the Merinmian Defence Force personnel who were waiting on standby.
Deciding this, Adam once again primed the plasma scattergun before firing another round into the room and forcing Cha Cha to pause her blaster fire as she attempted to evade.
As the blaster fire ceased, Adam activated his anti-gravity armour and flew past the doorway before carrying on down the corridor.
[“Huh!”]
[“What’s wrong?”]
[“I think he’s leaving?”]
[“Without finishing you off? Why?”]
[“Hey, you could at least sound a bit happier that he didn’t finish me off.”]
[“Maybe he got what he came for and figured fighting the horny bitch wasn’t worth it.”]
[Gunlovergirl (Earth): What, he’s seriously just leaving like that? No way, come on, streamer, finish her off.]
“Ah, hell nah that is happening after what that bitch said,” Stacey suddenly said over the comm for everyone to hear.
Just after Stacey spoke, a notification appeared in the chat that made Adam sigh.
