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Chapter 273: My man? What’s this now?
🕑 Added 2025-09-26 15:26:06 +0000 UTC[[Notification: [OrangeeyedStace (Spector) has issued you a stream quest]]
[[Stream Quest: Eliminate the bitch Rabitouser.]]
[[Completion Reward: Access to anal.]]
[[Failure Punishment: No sex for a week.]]
[[Would you like to accept?]]
[OfficialLorelie (Spector): …]
[Tessisdabest (Imperial Down): …]
[Justiceistruth (Earth): Are you fucking serious?]
[Celebrityhunter69 (Earth): You can do stream quest rewards like that?]
[Noobkiller9000 (Earth): OMFG I’m dying from laughter here.]
[1000yearsofdeath (Earth): KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE.]
[Emojisonly (Earth): 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣]
[Beczontop (Imperial Down): Damn girl, I approve of this stream quest, good job. 👍]
[Gunlovergirl (Earth): Damn girl, I approve of this stream quest, good job. 👍+1]
[Lizziethetruepower (Palalxia): Damn girl, I approve of this stream quest, good job. 👍+2]
[Phoenixempress (Fenix Nest): HAHAHAHAHA, Oh please stop, I can’t take it, hahahaha.]
[OfficialMuriel (Aqua Primus): I think she broke Empress Revi.]
[Superior4horns (Vinox 3): You see, idiot 3horns, that’s how you do a stream quest.]
[Handsome3horns (Vinox 2): You want me to offer my ass hole to the streamer as a reward? Sorry bitch, but I don’t bend that way.]
[Superior4horns (Vinox 3): Unfortunately for you, no woman is happy to hear that, not even a Syngnathidae.]
[Whostolemyduck (Earth): So that we can quickly change the subject. Might I ask why you mentioned a Syngnathidae in that way?]
[OfficialMuriel (Aqua Primus): Allow me to explain since I am a Syngnathidae. Unlike most races in the universe, where the male implants their sperm in the female for sexual reproduction. We Syngnathidae do the opposite, where the female implants the sperm in the male and the male gets pregnant.]
[Every Earth male in chat: …]
[Superhearofangirl (Earth): That’s kind of like seahorses, right?]
[Celebrityhunter69 (Earth): Yeah, it is. So does that mean female Syngnathidae have a…. a….. a….]
[OfficialMuriel (Aqua Primus): A what?]
[Gunlovergirl (Earth): She’s asking if you have a dick and you insert it into a male.]
[Celebrityhunter69 (Earth): … 🫣]
[OfficialMuriel (Aqua Primus): Yeah, that’s pretty much how it works.]
[Gunlovergirl (Earth): Does the male get pregnant? I mean, men on Earth are not able to get pregnant.]
[OfficialMuriel (Aqua Primus): It depends on the race of the male. Obviously, male Syngnathidae can get pregnant, and some other races can as well. However, for the most part, the majority of males from different races can not get pregnant even if they allow a female Syngnathidae to penetrate them.]
[Handsome3horns (Vinox 2): Well, of course not, I mean they're penetrating the ass, no one gets pregnant from having a dick up their ass.]
[Superior4horns (Vinox 3): You would know since you always have a stick up your ass.]
[Gunlovergirl (Earth): Oh snap.]
“Really, Stace?” Adam asked with an exasperated sigh.
“Damn right, you think that Rabitouser bitch can say that to my man and get away with it?” Stacey replied angrily.
“My man? What’s this now?” Kasumi asked with interest as she heard what Stacey said.
[HackerSu (Trillion): Stupid idiot.]
“Diva Lorelie, would you care to comment on what Rowena’s granddaughter just insinuated?” Malgath asked with interest and a smile that said he knew his show was about to reveal a major scoop.
“Well, I guess the Catonian’s out of the bag,” Rowena said with a sigh.
“It’s not really a crazy secret or anything, Stacey and I just happen to be dating the same man, is all,” Lorelie replied calmly.
“Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You, Diva Lorelie, the biggest Diva in the universe, if not the most talked about person in the universe at present, are sharing your boyfriend with another man?” Malgath asked for confirmation as the audience buzzed with excitement.
“Technically, it’s Stacey who is sharing him with me since she was dating him first. But yes, that's correct,” Lorelie replied.
“Ladies and gentlemen, The MMM Show once again digs out the truth for you as we ask the hard questions. Dvia Lorelie herself has just confirmed that she is in a group relationship, and that she is not the main member, but her boyfriend, in fact, is.” Malgath announced to the studio audience and everyone who was watching on the universal subspace network.
“You know, Malgath, I’m not entirely fond of how you just announced that. I would highly recommend you apologise if you ever want us to appear on your show again.” Rowena said with a frown of displeasure.
“Hahaha, my apologies. I guess I went a little overboard.” Malgath said sheepishly.
“A little?” Rowena asked as her frown deepened.
“Hahaha, oh look, it seems the boyfriend of Diva Lorelie and Rowena’s granddaughter, Stacey, has made up his mind regarding the stream quest Stacey gave.
“I accept,” Adam said with a sigh before turning around and flying back towards the room Cha Cha was in.
[Stream Quest Accepted]
[Handsome3horns (Vinox 2): Damn right he accepted, he ain't like MercheadAnderson who can go a week without sex.]
[MercheadAnderson (Palaxia): HEY! 😡]
[StealthAssassin9 (Earth): Do you suppose that was only no sex from Stacey, though or both Stacey and Diva Lorelie?]
[Justiceistruth (Earth): That’s a good question.]
[Phoenixempress (Fenix Nest): I’m guessing both.]
[OfficialMuriel (Aqua Primus): Same, I don’t think he would be too bothered if he still got to have sex with Diva Lorelie.]
[Superior4horns (Vinox 3): Hold up, hold up, hold up. Has he even had sex with Diva Lorelie? I mean, Pherise and her fans are still calling her The Virgin Diva after all.]
[CEOHopkins (Earth): I honestly don’t understand how this chat bounces from one topic to the next so easily.]
[Whostolemyduck (Earth): You get used to it.]
[“Cha Cha, go after him, we can pincer him from both sides.”]
[“On it.”]
As Cha Cha answered, she used the back wall of the room as a launching pad to push herself towards the room's door and flew through it out into the hallway.
Unfortunately, as she passed through the doorway, the first thing that came into her vision was the barrel of Adam’s plasma scattergun just as he pulled the trigger.
[“Oh, shi.”]
Red-hot plasma erupted from the plasma scattergun right in Cha Cha’s face and quickly melted the helmet, causing the air to rush out of the leak.
As it did so, the chat and viewers of The MMM Show once again got to watch what happens when an individual's space suit helmet is breached. Her skin turned red as her blood vessels ruptured while the liquid in her eyes and mouth boiled.
[“AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH”] Cha Cha screamed painfully for around fifteen seconds before she lost consciousness, and her body hit the wall opposite the room she just left and began to float away.
[[Stream Quest Complete]]
[[Rewoard: Access to anal]]
[Noobkiller9000 (Earth): Hahaha, that reward. 🤣]
[Emojisonly (Earth): 👍🤣]
[1000yearsofdeath (Earth): Oh, Lady Raphilia was right. She lasted around 15 seconds before losing consciousness. Kekeke]
[AlamoMatador4thewin (Earth): Yup, that’s more like how it was in Total Recall.]
[Gunlovergirl (Earth): That’s still awesome.]
[Phoenixempress (Fenix Nest): Stupid girl, did she forget he was listening in on their comms?]
[DeverinianLordMalacoss (Deverinian 9): Heat of the moment and all that I guess.]
[“Cha Cha, what's wrong? What the hell happened? Cha Cha answer me.”]
[“Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck. I think he just killed Cha Cha.”]
[“Calm the fuck down, Shikei.”]
[“Calm down? How the fuck am I supposed to calm down? I’m trapped in a room that he seems to be the only person capable of accessing.”]
[“Good point, sorry Shikei, but I think this is where we say goodbye.”]
[“What!”]
[“I just checked the FTL drive, and there is no way I can get it back online without main power.”]
[“And what does that have… to… do…. BITCH, you had no intention of helping Cha Cha, did you? You're already making your escape.”]
[“...”]
[“Hey, answer me, you Brood bitch.”]
[“...”]
“Did you copy that, Stace?”
“Yup, Spector’s already scanning for her,” Stacey replied.
“Any idea how she could escape Spector?” Adam asked.
[[Multiple, however most of them are still unavailable for use because of the distortion shots.]]
[[NOTICE: I am detecting the launch of a one-man fighter from the shuttle bay.]]
“How is it still functional?”
[[It’s hull appears to be made of a rare alloy that offers moderate EMP resistance. Theoretically, it could still be functional because the fighter was offline and the distortion repeaters didn’t hit it directly, so the alloy protected it from any residual effects.]]
“Stacey?”
“Already locked on and firing,” Stacey replied as the stream suddenly shifted to an external view of Spector, allowing everyone to watch as Stacey fired Spector’s distortion repeaters at the one-man fighter.
“How did she expect to get away? Surely she should have known that she would be picked up on sensors.” Adam asked curiously as he proceeded back through the disabled ship towards the airlock he had entered through.
[[The same alloy that provides moderate EMP resistance is also sometimes used in the construction of stealth research ships. I anticipate that she was hoping the stealth aspect would allow her to hide from me after she launched; unfortunately, I knew what I was looking for and detected her immediately.]]
As the chat and viewers watched, the distortion repeaters quickly took down the minimal shields the fighter had before completely disabling it and causing it to drift in space.
Comments
Sweeps83
Hahaha 🤣 good point, I will fix that later
thedruid1979
are sharing your boyfriend with another man?” Malgath asked for confirmation as the audience buzzed with excitement. When did Stacy become a man. If Stacy find out I think Malgath might be in trouble. Lol
CorvusCorax
I think it's not that bad, since he can reject quest without penalty
Sinful Cyanide
I don't know how I feel about that quest reward. Sure it's kinda funny, but it could also be considered sexual coercion, which is really not something that's good for a relationship. There's also the slippery slope argument, that Stacey has already got her way once by threatening to take away sex for a week, what's stopping her from demanding other things and threatening to take sex away if he doesn't obey? It's just not a good precedent to set and I hope Adam has a conversation with her about that later.
