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Chapter 328: News about Earth
🕑 Added 2025-10-24 08:39:46 +0000 UTC[NonpareilRaphilia (Aaru): Back? Who is this friend? Are they an old chatter?]
[StealthAssassin9 (Earth): Nope, never seen the before.]
[Celebrityhunter69 (Earth): Wait, why does that username seem so familiar?]
[Gunlovergirl (Earth): 😱 OMFG, it’s that fucking pervert who got banned in the past, how the fuck is he back?]
[Noobkiller9000 (Earth): Oh shit, you're right, though his name is slightly different, it has ver2 at the end.]
[Puntanghunter69Ver2 (Challenger): All the other streams I could watch on Earth were boring AF, so I decided to make a new account and watch this again.]
[Gunlovergirl (Earth): @S.P.E.C.T.O.R Streamer, quick, ban this guy.]
[Puntanghunter69Ver2 (Challenger): No, no, no, no, no, wait, wait, I messed up last time. Don’t we all deserve second chances?]
[Gunlovergirl (Earth): You had your second chance, or did you forget fucktard?]
While the chat was discussing Puntanghunter69’s return and watching the Sportcast presenter and guests, Adam was standing before Spector Unit 6 when he got a notification that Gunlovergirl had atted him in chat, so he took a quick look and was surprised to see Puntanghunter69 was back in chat.
“Why is he back? Didn’t I ban him?” Adam asked.
“Affirmative, you did; however, since I am no longer directly connected to Earth’s internet, I was not able to instantly ban them again until they said something in chat. I opted to leave the decision up to you because his location is interesting.” Spector replied.
“Challenger, what's that? Also, why can I still stream to Earth’s streaming platforms without worry, then if you're not directly connected to the internet?”
“I planted a virus in the streaming platforms when I first connected with them, which allows me to constantly stream to them. Judging by Earth’s tech level, I estimate that it will take several hundred years for Earth technicians to discover my virus and neutralise it.”
“I see, did you plant viruses anywhere else on Earth?” Adam asked curiously.
“...”
“No response, huh?” Adam said before pulling up a holographic keyboard and typing in the chat.
[S.P.E.C.T.O.R: You created a new account, huh? The only reason you are not immediately banned is that I’m curious about your location. Where is Challenger?]
[Noobkiller9000 (Earth): Wait, the streamer is typing in chat? This is new.]
[Whostolemyduck (Earth): Indeed, why doesn’t he just speak to the chat like normal?]
[Gunlovergirl (Earth): Forget that, why are we still watching this presenter and his guests instead of the streamer?]
[Forever1stCommenter (Earth): The streamers' right, though. Why does Puntanghunter69Ver2 have Challenger as his location? Wasn’t it Earth last time?]
[1000yearsofdeath (Earth): OMG, Forever1stCommenter said more than just ‘First’. Kekeke]
[Forever1stCommenter (Earth): 🖕]
[Phoenixempress (Fenix Nest): He does have a point, though. You say this viewer, who was banned in the past, is from Earth? The only reason the location should change is if he’s no longer on Earth.]
[Celebrityhunter69 (Earth): No longer on Earth 😱 Has Puntanghunter69 also found a spaceship and gone to explore the universe?]
[Gunlovergirl (Earth): NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, Say it ain't so, not this fucking pervert. 😭]
[Puntanghunter69Ver2 (Challenger): Nothing so exciting. I’m simply on the Challenger shuttle orbiting Earth.]
[Gunlovergirl (Earth): 😱 The pervert is a fucking astronaut.]
[1000yearsofdeath (Earth): NASA will hire anyone these days.]
[Puntanghunter69Ver2 (Challenger): Actually, it’s an OrbitY shuttle.]
[Noobkiller9000 (Earth): Oh well, that explains it.]
[Every Earthling in chat: Explains it +1]
[Whostolemyduck (Earth): I mean, the owner made his dog the CEO of the social media company when he fucking took it over. What more can you say?]
[1000yearsofdeath (Earth): That dog has the same level of authority as CEOHopkins. Kekeke.]
[CEOHopkins (Earth): …]
[S.P.E.C.T.O.R: Why the fuck are you on an OrbitY shuttle?]
[Puntanghunter69Ver2 (Challenger): I’m heading to the International Space Station.]
[Noobkiller9000 (Earth): And here I thought he was just one of those rich adrenaline junkies who was taking a 2.5-hour trip just so he could feel weightless for 6 minutes.]
[Whostolemyduck (Earth): That’s Purity Universal.]
[Noobkiller9000 (Earth): Oh, you're right, my bad.]
[NonpareilRaphilia (Aaru): I sometimes wonder what these Earthlings are on about.]
[Phoenixempress (Fenix Nest): Welcome to my life.]
[DeverinianLordMalacoss (Deverinian 9): You get used to it. I have learnt to just take it as a learning experience, as by listening to their conversation, I can learn more about their home planet.]
[S.P.E.C.T.O.R: Are you seriously an astronaut?]
[Puntanghunter69Ver2 (Challenger): Yup 😏]
[Gunlovergirl (Earth): 😱 NOOOOOOO.]
[S.P.E.C.T.O.R: How the fuck did a pervert like you become an astronaut?]
[Puntanghunter69Ver2 (Challenger): How the fuck did an accused murderer like you end up out in the universe? Things just happen.]
[S.P.E.C.T.O.R: Fair, and it’s falsely accused.]
[Puntanghunter69Ver2 (Challenger): True, my bad. Anyway, after your little stunt of appearing in your spaceship next to the International Space Station. The countries that co-run it decided to focus more time and effort on space exploration, which is why I’m being sent up there.]
[Celebrityhunter69 (Earth): Please don’t tell me this perverts some kind of genius scientist or some shit like that.]
[Noobkiller9000 (Earth): Unfortunately, that seems to be the case.]
[CEOHopkins (Earth): Because of the cost and difficulty in sending people up to the International Space Station, they only send the best and the brightest.]
[StealthAssassin9 (Earth): Hang on. I thought the governments of the country where the streamer appeared tried to cover all that up and pass it off as something else.]
[Puntanghunter69Ver2 (Challenger): Yeah, but that was only their standard public denial shit. In reality, they're working to try and replicate the technology they discovered, now that they know life exists outside our planet.]
[CEOHopkins (Earth): My sources tell me that the heads of the heads of the five families have ordered this knowledge to be covered up.]
[Phoenixempress (Fenix Nest): But wait, why are they covering it up when it’s obviously true. I mean, Adam’s streaming to Earth right now.]
[CEOHopkins (Earth): Because his stream is still only seen by a very limited number of people. Because of this, they can claim any streams, social media posts, or clips online are fake and AI-generated by Adam, who is secretly hiding somewhere on Earth as he is still wanted for murder.]
[S.P.E.C.T.O.R: …]
[Prestigious3horns (Vinox 2): He’s still wanted for murder? I thought you explained before that the heads of those five families did an in-depth background check to find out who the streamer was. And after determining that he only acted against those who targeted him, they dropped the whole thing.]
[CEOHopkins (Earth): I did, and they did. However, they didn’t do anything to clear Adam’s name. While they don’t want to antagonise him, they are also not friendly towards him since he embarrassed them in front of so many people.
Since they know that Adam has left the planet, they decided that they did not need to clear his name and, in fact, are now using it as a reason as to why he is in hiding.]
[Noobkiller9000 (Earth): Huh, I always wondered why his name was never publicly cleared of the murder. I guess that explains it.]
[Gunlovergirl (Earth): Fucking hypocrites, they just don’t want more people knowing that one man is too much for them all to handle.]
[AlamoMatador4thewin (Earth): It’s not surprising. What’s the one thing a person in power dreads losing most of all?]
[CEOHopkins (Earth): That very power.]
[AlamoMatador4thewin (Earth): Correct.]
[Healthylifebysniffingdugs (Deverinian 7): They better hope he never returns to his home planet, otherwise I’m gonna have fun watching him slaughter them all while I sniff drugs.]
[Gunlovergirl (Earth): Oh fuck, first the pervert and now the drug addict. 😮💨]
[NonpareilRaphilia (Aaru): While this is all very interesting. Why are you typing in chat and not talking to us, streamer? I mean, the feed is still showing the presenters discussing the upcoming charity match.]
[S.P.E.C.T.O.R: I need to prepare for the charity match and get set up in my mech.]
[Animefangirl (Earth): Mech? Did someone say mech?]
[SciFifanboy (Earth): This would be so much more Sci-Fi if it were a live fire match.]
[Phoenixempress (Fenix Nest): I’ve been looking forward to this.]
[DeverinianLordMalacoss (Deverinian 9): I didn’t realise you were such a mech fan, Phoenix Empress.]
[NonpareilRaphilia (Aaru): Yeah, you never mentioned it before. I don’t even think your race has a team competing this year?]
[Phoenixempress (Fenix Nest): I’m not really interested in any mech’s except for one.]
[NonpareilRaphilia (Aaru): The Black Knight, huh? You're looking forward to seeing a replica of that famous mech that saved the Phoenix race?]
[Phoenixempress (Fenix Nest): Something like that?]
[Noobkiller9000 (Earth): The Black Knight? You mean from the Monty Python movie?]
[DeverinianLordMalacoss (Deverinian 9): The what movie? No, the Black Knight is a famous mech that appeared over 2000 years ago and helped save the Phoenix race from extinction along with a white dragon.]
[[Animefangirl (Earth): 2000 years? Damn, you had mech’s back then?]
[Whostolemyduck (Earth): White Dragon? You mean like Tephe, who is travelling with the streamer?]
As the chat explained to the Earth viewers about the Siege of Fenix Nest, Adam boarded Spector Unit 6.
Comments
Sweeps83
Cheers mate. I will look at in when I get in
Ozan Cicek
"My sources tell me that five families have ordered this knowledge to be covered up.]" There is repetition here
Sweeps83
People seem to like gun girl lol
Tooshar
Hopefully his experimental drive lets him pop back to earth for a little comeuppance and maybe picking up gun girl, she seems fun to have around
