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Chapter 345: Nagareen serum
🕑 Added 2025-10-30 18:22:24 +0000 UTC“Alright, viewers, the UMB Cup committee has started to feed us information regarding exactly how the competition within the sphere will take place,” Honcho said as he began to read the information for everyone watching.
“According to this, the sphere's main computer will randomly select one of the competing mechs before scanning its historical records and selecting a galaxy and planet said mech has visited, before creating a holographic representation of an area on or near that planet.”
“Wait, so you're saying that the landscape is actually a holographic representation of a place one of the mechs has been to previously and not a preprogrammed landscape?” Raella asked in surprise.
[StealthAssassin9 (Earth): Dude, that's awesome.]
[Justiceistruth (Earth): I know, imagine if the streamers mech gets chosen and it selects Earth.]
[Prestigious3horns (Vinox 2): I doubt it, the streamers mech has never appeared on Earth, in fact, it’s never appeared anywhere as far as we’re aware, so I doubt it can even be chosen.]
[MercheadAnderson (Palaxia): Maybe from before he first started streaming?]
[CEOHopkins (Earth): Unlikely, according to my analysis on the available information, Mr Spencer should have discovered this ship just after being pushed off the cliff, and he never used the mech when he was on Earth.]
[MercheadAnderson (Palaxia): Ah yeah, that makes sense.]
[DeverinianLordMalacoss (Deverinian 9): It’s a shame, as I would have liked to have seen more of this Earth.]
[Phoenixempress (Fenix Nest): Is it possible that it could end up making a representation of that?]
[NonpareilRaphilia (Aaru): Revi?]
[Phoenixempress (Fenix Nest): Oh, nothing, don’t worry.]
[NonpareilRaphilia (Aaru): Hmmm? 🤨]
[HackerSu (Trillion): It definitely makes it impossible to cheat, though, as even the UMB Cup committee won’t know what landscape will form.]
[Lizziethetruepower (Palalxia): True, however, it also gives one mech a distinct advantage.]
[Handsome3horns (Vinox 2): It does?]
“While this is very interesting and exciting, since you never know what landscape will form from one match to the next. It does always give one mech a distinct advantage,” Dulaebella stated.
[Lizziethetruepower (Palalxia): See. 😏]
“How do you mean, Dulaebella?” Honcho asked.
“Well, seeing as how the holographic landscape representation is coming from one of the mech's historical records, that means that the mech and likely that pilot have been to that location before.
This means they know the landscape's topography, and that alone gives them a distinct advantage over their competitors.”
“Ah, yes, that does indeed make sense. It makes you question why they designed it like that, then.”
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“So Prime could still get an advantage if his mech gets selected?” Becky asked with a frown.
“I doubt it,” Mika replied with a smirk before continuing, “Black Prime is an entirely new mech that, before today, never left my workshop, so it’s got nothing to reproduce, unless the sphere wants to create a holographic reproduction of my little workshop workshop of course.”
“Is your workshop even big enough to fit four mechs?” Tephe asked.
“Haha, nope,” Mika replied.
“You don’t seem bothered that the mech you built might lose,” Eri remarked.
“Sure, in the beginning, I wanted to see the mech I created win if at all possible, but not now that I know how that small dicked fucker cheated. I don’t want my reputation to be linked with mechs that only win by cheating,” Mika replied angrily.
“Does he really have a small dick like the rumours say, or were you just throwing out an insult?” Aphrodite asked curiously.
“Really? That's what you take from that?” Rowena asked as she rolled her eyes, and the other women smirked.
“What?” Aphrodite asked innocently before continuing, “It’s a valid question. I have also heard the rumours that Prime has a small dick; however, I have also heard the rumours that he has an impressive one. Why not ask his childhood friend, who may have seen it?”
“I’ve also heard those rumours about him having a big piece of equipment that he’s used to satisfy many women; however, trust me when I say it’s nothing impressive, as I saw it once back in school. I figured he was just using his fans to spread that fake rumour.” Mika replied.
“There, happy now?” Rowena asked while shaking her head.
Aphrodite smirked at Rowena before saying, “If it’s not his fans, I suppose he could be using Biggus Dickus.”
“Pft,” Becky suddenly choked on the drink she had just taken and started coughing, causing Tessa to gently pat her back until she could breathe enough to ask in a wheezy tone, Biggus Dickus?”
“It’s a dick enhancement serum,” Becky replied with a frown.
“Oh, you know about it?” Aphrodite asked curiously as she looked at Becky with interest.
“Don’t get any ideas, I have never been with a man who used it because of the rumoured side effects, I just happen to know about it since I smuggled some in the past for a client of Jessies,” Stacey explained.
“There’s actually a serum that can increase the size of a man's dick?” Becky asked with clear interest.
“Cough,” Tessa coughed slightly as a subtle warning to Becky.
“Yeah, it’s a substance created by the Nagareen criminal underworld. I don’t know the exact recipe, but rumour has it that one of the ingredients is male Nagareen cum since Nagareen’s are all known to have impressive dicks,” Becky replied.
“If we are going to have this sort of conversation in public, do you think we could at least keep our voices down slightly?” Tessa asked with a slight blush as she noticed that some of the other guests in the VIP box were shooting them strange looks.
“Err, right, I agree with Princess Terrana that we should tone it down slightly,” Lorelie said in agreement as she also started to notice the looks.
“So does the guy have to drink this serum that's actually Nagareen cum or some shit?” Becky asked in a slightly lower voice.
“Becky!” Tessa admonished.
“What? They got me curious,” Becky replied innocently.
“Yeah, that's basically it,” Aphrodite replied before continuing, “Nagareen cum has been found to have an effect on males of other races by temporarily increasing both the size of their manhoods and their stamina. One dosage of Biggus Dickus gives most the ability to go for around twelve hours.”
“Damn,” Becky said before whistling.
“Stacey mentioned something about side effects?” Tessa asked.
“Yeah, naturally, it’s not something the Nagareen criminals who sell the product advertise, but I have seen first-hand that after the effect wears off, that individual's natural size is reduced,” Aphrodite said with a smirk, without caring about the other VIP’s.
“You have seen first-hand?” Eri asked in surprise.
“Sweetie, I’m the goddess.. Cough, I mean, the Diva, known for providing the best sexual experiences in the bedroom, there isn’t much of a sexual nature I haven’t experienced or tried,” Aphrodite stated proudly.
“Why did you almost call yourself a goodees?” Rowena asked in an accusatory tone.
“A slip of the tongue,” Aphrodite replied while sticking her tongue out innocently.
“Riiiggghhhhtttt, now put that thing away, who knows where it’s been.”
“Rude, I have you know my tongue is perfectly clean, you can taste it if you like,” Aphrodite replied suggestively.
“Pass,” Rowena replied instantly.
“Booo, you're so boring, Rowena.”
“Are they really over two thousand years old?” Mika asked Eri in a whisper.
“I’m starting to wonder that myself,” Eri replied doubtfully.
“Cough,” Rowena coughed slightly, causing Mika and Eri to jump slightly before blushing with embarrassment.
“Haha, so Prime’s already small dick is possibly getting even smaller?” Mika asked gleefully after an embarrassed cough.
“The sphere’s computer will now commence its selection,” Honcho suddenly said, interrupting the women's conversation.
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[[NOTICE: Now randomly selecting a competitor mech to generate landscape.]]
[[Mech selected: Black Prime.]]
[... Hell yeah, our boy Prime strikes again.]
[... This charity match is in the bag for Prime.]
[... No one is better than Prime.]
[... Yeah, Prime, win this thing quick, baby, so you can come give me a baby.]
“HAHAHAHA, of course I was chosen, how could they not choose me?” Prime asked gleefully.
[[ERROR]]
[... Huh!]
[... WTF.]
[[No historical data available for Black Prime.]]
[[Randomly selecting alternate competitor mech to generate landscape.]]
[...]
[... NOOOOOOO.]
[... THIS IS SO FUCKED.]
“...”
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“Hehe, told you,” Mika said with a smirk.
“Haha, you called that girl,” Stacey said happily after laughing.
[[Mech selected: Spector Unit Six.]]
“Huh?” Stacey said in surprise.
“Oh, interesting, I wonder what Adam’s mech will show us,” Aphrodite said with interest.
“I’m not sure it can even show anything; we might get the same result as Prime’s just now,” Tessa stated.
“What do you mean?” Aphrodite asked.
“Becky told me that Mr Spencer has never shown his mech before today,” Tessa replied.
“That’s right, the stream only recently just found out that he even has a mech,” Becky replied.
“I see, that’s a shame,” Aphrodite said in disappointment.
“You don’t think they will show that, do you?” Lorelie suddenly asked with concern.
“I don’t know, but it would definitely be interesting if that was chosen,” Rowena replied with her signature smirk, as her eyes sparkled with interest.
“Ugh, I can already imagine the shit storm that will come if it does get chosen?” Stacey said as she ran her hand over her face.
“Errr, what are you talking about?” Aphrodite asked as she, Tessa, Becky, Mika and Eri all looked at them curiously.
Comments
Sweeps83
Happy you approve
John Doe
That was a pretty amusing side track
Sweeps83
It may seem like a filler episode, but it’s necessary to learn about the pill for later
Vulon
I'm sorry did I just read a filler episode about the alien blue pill to make a monty python joke, while getting blueballed for the next chapter. Come on you can do better than that. It kind of ruins the flow of the story.
