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Chapter 151: Dumbass
🕑 Added 2025-07-28 09:17:41 +0000 UTC“Is everyone out?” The guild master asked as the young receptionist approached her.
“Yes, guild master, everyone that was still alive, including those unconscious from the stun pellet, has been safely evacuated.” The receptionist replied before asking, “Do you think he will actually do it?”
“Normally, I would laugh it off as an empty threat; however, that man just killed I don’t know how many bounty hunters in our own guild. Plus, that TISF officer seemed certain he would do it. It’s best to take precautions just in this case.”
“What’s that?” A civilian who was standing nearby, curious about the commotion, suddenly asked as they pointed towards the sky.
The guild master and receptionist looked towards the sky where the civilian was pointing and saw a bright light hovering in midair.
“What is that?” The receptionist asked with curiosity just before they witnessed four objects appearing out of the white light and streaking towards the Bounty Hunter Guild building.
“Oh no.” The guild master said just before the objects struck the building.
BOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBB
A huge explosion rocked the surrounding area as a fireball erupted towards the sky, and the building erupted into flames shortly before parts of it began to collapse.
Civilians screamed and ran in panic away from the explosion as the guild master and everyone else just stared in shocked disbelief and the now destroyed guild building.
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[Gunlovergirl (Earth): Ohhh baby, that’s what I’m talking about.]
[Prestigious3horns (Vinox 2): I can’t believe he went through with it even after Diva Rowean warned him.]
[Lizziethetruepower (Palalxia): A real man doesn’t fear anyone, and the streamer just proved that he doesn’t fear the guild's reprisal. Honestly, I even find that attractive.]
[MerceadAnderson (Palaxia): …]
[1000yearsofdeath (Earth): Damn, Anderson, you're about to lose your girl to the streamer. Kekeke.]
[Puntanghunter69 (Earth): My man’s not only a Diva magnet but a wife stealer.]
[MerceadAnderson (Palaxia): 😭]
[Beinglittleisnotadisadvantage (Strathorp 7): Seriously though, the guild won’t take this lying down.]
[Tessisdabest (Terrana 5): I warned the guild master before leaving about not seeking revenge, whether she passes my message onto the guild HQ or not and if they listen, we will have to wait and see.]
[Puntanghunter69 (Earth): Ohhh, the hot blonde is in the chat again.]
[Tessisdabest (Terrana 5): That’s not something I want to hear from you.]
[Puntanghunter69 (Earth): No, but I’m sure we can guess who you would like to hear it from. Kek.]
“Nice shot,” Adam said to Stacey as they watched the fireball launch into the sky.
“Thanks,” Stacey replied happily as she rested her new toy on her shoulder proudly.
“Now, why are you here?” Adam asked as he turned to Tephe, who had excitedly been watching the entire show.
“I don’t want to go home yet,” Tephe replied before explaining the situation to Adam like she had done to Stacey before.
“So what you're saying is you want to stow away on my ship to escape being sent back home?” Adam asked with a sigh.
[Puntanghunter69 (Earth): Let her stay streamer, we always appreciate more hot alien chicks in the stream.]
[HackerSu (Trillion): Speak for yourself, I want more handsome men.]
[1000yearsofdeath (Earth): I’m with Putang on this one. Kekeke.]
[HackerSu (Trillion): You would be.]
[Handsome3horns (Vinox 2): I also think she should stay.]
[Superior4horns (Vinox 3): You idiot, you know the shit her presence will cause the streamer once her mother finds out. She travelled all the way to Terrana Five just to take her home after all.]
[Handsome3horns (Vinox 2): Exactly. 😂]
“What’s your opinion?” Adam asked, turning to Stacey, Rowena and Lorelie.
“You’re asking for our opinion?” Lorelie asked in surprise.
[1000yearsofdeath (Earth): Aww, does the streamer need permission to bed another woman? Kekeke.]
[Puntanghunter69 (Earth): Real men take what they want.]
[Gunlovergirl (Earth): Taking what he wants in the context you're talking about classifies as rape, you dumbass.]
“Spector perma ban Putang, he obviously hasn’t learned his lesson.”
[Administrator Spector has permanently banned Puntanghunter69 (Earth)]
[Gunlovergirl (Earth): Fucking dumbass.]
[Every other female viewer in the chat: Fucking dumbass]
[Whostolemyduck (Earth): Well, it was bound to happen sooner or later.]
[Superhearofangirl (Earth): Now we need to get rid of 1000yearsofdeath.]
[1000yearsofdeath (Earth): Good luck, I know where the line is and how not to cross it. Kekeke.]
“Well, yeah, I mean, you are hiring us to be bodyguards, so as the client, you get a say on who travels on the ship. Stacey is a member of this crew and Rowena…. well, to be honest, I just asked to be polite so you didn’t feel left out.”
Oh wow, thanks so much. People normally go out of their way to ask my opinion on things, and here you are simply doing it to be polite. I feel so grateful.” Rowena replied with mock sarcasm, though she couldn’t help but smile while doing it.
Lorelie giggled at Rowena’s response before calming down enough to say, “I have no problem with Tephe travelling with us; she is a sweet girl, though naive in many areas of common sense.”
“Hey,” Tephe replied with a pout.
“I’m also fine, though we will have to think of a way to deal with her mother when she inevitably shows up,” Rowena replied with a smile that said she was actually looking forward to that day.
“Stace?” Adam asked, turning to her.
“As long as she doesn’t try sleeping with us,” Stacey replied.
[StealthAssassin9 (Earth): First wife’s laying down the law.]
[Tessisdabest (Terrana 5): …]
[Beczontop (Terrana 5): Bitch better not try stealing my man.]
[1000yearsofdeath (Earth): Oh, the stalkers back. Kekeke.]
“I’m gonna make this plain and simple for you right now, Beczontop, I’m not your man, so drop that or get banned, you've been warned,” Adam said in a slightly annoyed tone.
[Beczontop (Terrana 5): 🥺]
“Sounds like Becky just entered the chat,” Rowena said with a giggle.
“Damn right, he's my man, you slutty one millionth Succuba, I ain't ever gonna let a woman like you who sleeps with any cock she sees touch him.” Stacey suddenly said as she clung to Adam’s arm and made it sink into her cleavage.
[Beczontop (Terrana 5): 😡]
[Tessisdabest (Terrana 5): Calm down, Becky, unless you wanna get banned.]
[Beczontop (Terrana 5): 😮💨Fine, but mark my words, one day I will earn the right to call him that.]
[1000yearsofdeath (Earth): Keep dreaming. Kekeke.]
[Gunlovergirl (Earth): Stop egging her on, idiot.]
“Very well, you can stay, but if your mother shows up, that’s on you to deal with,” Adam said.
“Yay,” Tephe said happily as she jumped forward and hugged Adam’s other arm, mirroring Stacey.
“Hey, why are you hugging him like that?” Stacey asked angrily.
“This was how you humanoids show gratitude, you hug, right?”
[Superior4horns (Vinox 3): God, she’s so innocent.]
[Prestigious3horns (Vinox 2): Someone save her before she gets corrupted.]
[Justiceistruth: (Earth): Yeah, don’t let her watch the stream anymore.]
“I think you got it slightly wrong there, Tephe.” Rowena said with a giggle before nodding towards Lorelie and saying, “Look, you're making Lorelie jealous.”
“She is not.” Lorelie pouted as she turned her head away to try and hide her slight blush.
[Celebrityhunter69 (Earth): Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, is it just me, or does Diva Lorelie have the hots for the streamer?]
[Superior4horns (Vinox 3): You could be right. I’ve never seen her act this way around any man, even those top-level universal celebrities who were openly flirting with her in the past on camera.]
[Prestigious3horns (Vinox 2): Gods, the press is going to have a field day when this news gets out, even if it’s not real.]
[Lizziethetruepower (Palalxia): You know Sinead Quintana is going to look into this big time.]
Adam coughed slightly before saying, “Would you both mind letting go so that I can fly us back to the ship?”
“That's something I’ve been meaning to ask you, by the way, is this a shuttle? Rowena asked with interest.
“Yes,” Adam replied as he led the way towards the shuttle's cockpit.
[Beinglittleisnotadisadvantage (Strathorp 7): So not only can his ship cloak, but his shuttle can too? 🤨]
[Whostolemyduck (Earth): Is that surprising?]
[Beinglittleisnotadisadvantage (Strathorp 7): Very. Cloaking tech, as I have already said, is normally only available for scientific ships and research outposts. Getting hold of the tech to install in a ship is hard enough, the fact that he has two is kinda crazy.]
[Sparesomechangebro (Earth): Yo streamer, since you refuse to kick the bucket and give me money from your will, sell one of these clocking devices and send me some, ok?]
“So where is your ship?” Lorelie asked.
“In orbit, I didn’t want to land her on Terrana Five after being ambushed by the TISF on the way here in case they tried something. Looks like my suspicion was correct.” Adam replied as he climbed into the pilot seat and commanded the shuttle to ascend back into space.
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“Admiral, one of the ships on planetary patrol has detected something leaving the atmosphere, though they can’t tell what it is.”
“Very well, have all patrol ships converge on that location before opening fire. They might be cloaked, but that only means that they are without shields and easier to destroy.
