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Chapter 168: Jump Scare
🕑 Added 2025-08-01 08:21:14 +0000 UTC[Justiceistruth (Earth): You're too young to know that.]
[AlamoMatador4thewin (Earth): Dude, she’s over 500 years old, how is that too young?]
[1000yearsofdeath (Earth): The 500-year-old virgin. Kekeke.]
[Gunlovergirl (Earth): Ok, that’s harsh but kinda funny, not gonna lie.]
[StealthAssassin9 (Earth): Now I don’t feel so bad for being a 40-year-old virgin.]
[All Earth chat: 😱]
[Noobkiller9000 (Earth): Bro, you did not just admit that on the internet.]
“Ask your mother, dear,” Rowena replied dismissively.
[1000yearsofdeath (Earth): Girl just totally passed the torch.]
[Whostolemyduck (Earth): Smart move.]
[AlamoMatador4thewin (Earth): Yup, I wouldn’t wanna touch that with a ten-foot pole.]
“If you must know, I gave her that missile launcher,” Adam replied before continuing.
“The reason I haven't given anything to you and Tephe individually yet is that I have yet to find something suitable.”
[1000yearsofdeath (Earth): Told ya he was trying to hook up with them all. Kekeke.]
[Gunlovergirl (Earth): Just because a guy buys a girl a gift doesn’t mean he wants to take her to bed.]
[Noobkiller9000 (Earth): Yeah, it normally does.]
[Gunlovergirl (Earth): Fucking me.]
[All the female streamers: Fucking me.]
[1000yearsofdeath (Earth): You wish you were fucking us men. Kekeke.]
[Gunlovergirl (Earth): Ewww gross.]
“Wait, I get a present?” Tephe asked with excitement.
“Well, I suppose that’s ok then, but I expect something soon,” Rowena replied.
“Rowena, are you jealous?” Lorelie asked with a giggle.
“Of course not, you're centuries too early to be able to make me jealous, little girl. I was just worried that Tephe wouldn’t get a gift.”
“Wow, thanks, Dive Rowena,” Tephe said happily.
[Superhearofangirl (Earth): God, she’s so innocent.]
[StealthAssassin9 (Earth): She’s like a female from one of those cultivation web novels where she has been isolated for thousands of years before the MC finds her and brings her out into the world.]
[AlamoMatador4thewin (Earth): You know that those main heroines usually end up joining the MC’s harem and getting ploughed by him, right?]
[Prestigious3horns (Vinox 2): Ploughed?]
[StealthAssassin9 (Earth): Screwed, fucked, impregnated.]
[Prestigious3horns (Vinox 2): Oh.]
[Gunlovergirl (Earth): Honestly, the fucking perverts in this chat.]
[Justiceistruth (Earth): Says the girl who gets wet and climaxes when the streamer uses his big guns.]
[Gunlovergirl (Earth): Piss off.]
“Well, anyway, if you think of something you want as a gift, let me know.”
“Where’s the fun in that? It has to be a surprise.” Rowena replied with a smirk while Tephe nodded excitedly in agreement.
“Fine, fine,” Adam said before changing the subject and saying, “How about we watch a movie?”
[Noobkiller9000 (Earth): Oh hell yes, a streamer who finally watches movies live with his viewers.]
[1000yearsofdeath (Earth): I can see the streaming platforms' reactions now. Kekeke.]
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At a veteran streaming platform on Earth.
“SIR, WE HAVE ANOTHER PROBLEM.•
“What is he doing now?”
“He’s about to stream movies live.”
As the streaming platforms manager heard this, his head collapsed onto his desk with a Thunk before he said tiredly.
“Contact legal about licensing.”
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[Noobkiller9000 (Earth): I wonder what movie he plans to watch.]
[Superhearofangirl (Earth): Definitely needs to be a superhero movie.]
[Superior4horns (Vinox 3): Nah romance.]
[Celebrityhunter69 (Earth): Maybe a Music Documentary like Bohemian Rhapsody.]
[1000yearsofdeath (Earth): Nah needs to be something to scare the girls so they cuddle up close to him. Kekeke.]
[Whostolemyduck (Earth): Maybe Alien.]
[Noobkiller9000 (Earth): Oh, that’s a good call.]
[Gunlovergirl (Earth): Nah, it needs to be an action movie, maybe with Arny.]
[AlamoMatador4thewin (Earth): How about Total Recall?]
[StealthAssassin9 (Earth): Yes, good call, we need the woman with three tits.]
[Handsome3horns (Vinox 2): Nice, streamer, add a woman with three tits to your harem.]
[Noobkiller9000 (Earth): Do women with three tits even exist?]
[Handsome3horns (Vinox 2): They do.]
[Noobkiller9000 (Earth): Score.]
[Whostolemyduck (Earth): Has to be the original Total Recall, though. The remake didn’t even take place on Mars, which was part of the main plot.]
“Seems the chat likes this idea,” Adam said with a chuckle.
“Were going to watch a movie from your planet?” Stacey asked with interest.
“If you all want to.”
“Sounds fun.” Stacey agreed.
“I want to watch a movie,” Tephe said excitedly as she hopped around.
“It will be interesting to see what planets from your world are like?” Lorelie said.
“I think it will be fun, it’s been a long time since I watched a movie with a group of friends,” Rowena stated.
“So, any request on what genre you would like to see? The chat is suggesting Alien, a horror movie or Total Recall, an action movie, both of which contain space elements.”
“Which do you suggest?” Rowena asked.
“I can recommend both for different reasons; however, Alien is widely regarded as one of he best science fiction horror films of all time that gained critical acclaim even years later and had many sequels,” Adam explained.
“Then I suggest we go with that, it will be interesting to see how Earthlings viewed life outside their planet,” Rowena stated.
“That’s fine, but as I said, it's a horror movie, you sure you're all going to be ok?” Adam asked while looking at Tephe in particular.
“Why are you looking at me? I’m a dragon, you know, and there is no race in the universe we dragons fear.” Tephe pouted before replying proudly.
[Noobkiller9000 (Earth): Sweet, they're doing Alien.]
[Gunlovergirl (Earth): Boo, I wanted Total Recall.]
[Justiceistruth (Earth): Tephe is so going to get jump scared.]
[Prestigious3horns (Vinox 2): Jump scared?]
[Justiceistruth (Earth): You will see.]
[1000yearsofdeath (Earth): Oh, I can’t wait for that moment. Kekeke.]
[StealthAssassin9 (Earth): This is gonna be great.]
“Ok, Spector, please play Alien for us.”
“Affirmative,” Spector replied before a large holographic screen appeared and a movie started to play as they all quickly got cosy on some sofas.
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Two female screams echoed loudly in the mess hall as the large holographic screen showed an alien bursting out of a corpse's chest.
“Are you two ok?” Adam asked with a smirk as he looked at Lorelie, who hid behind a cushion and Tephe, who had buried his head in Rowena’s chest.
“Of course I’m fine, I just find this movie boring,” Tephe replied in a voice that lacked a semblance of strength while not removing her head from Rowena’s chest.
“There, there,” Rowena said soothingly as she patted Tephe’s head.
“I know it's a horror movie, but that was so scary,” Lorelie said after taking a few breaths to calm down before asking, “Personally, I much prefer that ginger animal called Jones, what is it?”
“Oh, that’s a cat, it’s a common pet back on Earth.”
“It’s really cute, can we get one?” Stacey asked.
“Maybe if we ever return to Earth.”
[Handsome3horns (Vinox 2): What the actual fuck, I almost pissed myself.]
[Prestigious3horns (Vinox 2): That was so cool.]
[Superior4horns (Vinox 3): Cool, you call that cool?]
[1000yearsofdeath (Earth): Their reaction was priceless. Kekeke.]
[Noobkiller9000 (Earth): Well worth the wait.]
[Emojisonly (Earth): 🤣]
[Superhearofangirl (Earth): Ugh, I still hate that part.]
[DeverinianLordMalacoss (Deverinian Prime): That was certainly unexpected; it surprised me.]
[Devil_Prince_Asura (Deverinian 9): Is the Demon King still watching the stream with you, Lord Malacoss?]
[DeverinianLordMalacoss (Deverinian Prime): Indeed, they seem most entertained by the movie.]
“Wait, the Demon King?” Adam asked in surprise.
“Demon King?” Rowena asked with curiosity as the other girls looked at him curiously.
“Aparently the Demon King is watching the stream along with Lord Malacoss,” Adam explained.
[Devil_Prince_Asura (Deverinian 9): Haven't you been paying attention, streamer? The Demon King has been watching since the stream started.]
“Oh gods, that means he saw me sing.” Adam groaned.
“How unexpected,” Rowena replied, said with surprise.
“It is?” Adam asked while still groaning.
“The Demon King is one of the oldest beings in the known universe. They are the progenitor of the Deverinian race, and if rumours are true, they have been alive for several epochs.”
[Noobkiller9000 (Earth): A million years, seriously?]
[Emojisonly (Earth): 😱]
[AlamoMatador4thewin (Earth): How is something like that even possible?]
“The story goes that the Demon King, along with their twin sibling, was born when the universe was created; however, whether this is true or not, only they know.”
“So there are two Demon Kings?” Adam asked.
“No, silly,” Lorelie replied with a giggle before explaining. “The Demon King is the progenitor of the Deverinians, while their sibling Omniel is the progenitor of the Nonpareilus.”
“Why is the Deverinian progenitor called Demon King while the Nonepareilus progenitor has an actual name?” Adam asked.
“Demon King is the title given to the supreme ruler of all Deverinians; however, the Deverinian council are the ones that handle the day-to-day running of the kingdom, as the Demon King took a step back from running the Deverinian race and their territory many centuries ago. These days, they very rarely interfere with Deverinian affairs, and no one besides the members of the Deverinian council and the planetary leaders ever gets to meet them.”
“Why do you address the Demon King as they?”
“Because no one is sure what gender the Demon King and, for that matter, Omniel are, as two of the supposed first beings to come into existence, it is unclear if they even have a gender.”
Comments
Sweeps83
They will come but that’s not the next one mentioned lol
Fluffy_puppy_hugger
Good choice of movie. Alien is a great movie. Next needs to be a fantasy movie like hobbit or lord of the rings.
