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Chapter 351: Tail of Jonah
🕑 Added 2025-11-02 09:12:14 +0000 UTC[[AUTHOR NOTE: The new character art is now available to view in the Spector Concept Art section, you will have also noticed that I made a new character page for Aphrodite.]]
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The viewers watched as the zombie aliens fired blaster bolts down onto the crowded street below, while The Defenders and the military attempted to fight back against them.
[[Points Laderboard]]
[[Black Prime: 36)]]
[[Spector Unit 6: 29]]
[[Speed Stone: 21]]
[[Excess Surplus: 17]]
“Oh my, Spector Unit Six is shooting up the leaderboard. If Speed Stone and Excess Surplus don’t do something, then the two Black Knight replicas are going to make this a two-mech race,” Honcho announced.
“It just goes to show how advanced the Black Knight was for its time if even replicas that still don’t compare to it are more effective than regular units,” Dulaebella remarked.
“It begs the question why the militaries of the different races don’t use Black Knight replicas then,” Raella remarked.
“The main reason is the fact that a Black Knight replica is expensive to build and maintain. First, there is the fact that it uses an anti-gravity drive, which is pricy for a mech and usually only high-ranking mech pilots in the military have the privilege of using those mechs with that tech. Then there are the drones, which are expensive to create as they are smaller than unmanned fighters, yet still need to carry sufficient firepower to be worth it, and there is also the cost to repair or replace them should they get damaged or destroyed,” Dulaebella explained.
[NonpareilRaphilia (Aaru): I must say that both Romy and I are very impressed by the Black Knight replica that Diva Lorelie’s boyfriend is piloting. Its combat capability and similarity to the original Black Knight are incredible.]
[DeverinianLordMalacoss (Deverinian 9): I have to agree. I always knew the streamers' tech was advanced, but I didn’t realise it was this advanced. If only this replica could use 4 more drones and fire off a planetary annihilating beam, it would be comparable to the original Black Knight.]
[Handsome3horns (Vinox 2): WTF is up with that long-haired guy who can fly with the hammer that shoots lightning? I mean, how does that even make sense?]
[Noobkiller9000 (Earth): Dude’s supposed to be a God, what else can you say?]
[Lizziethetruepower (Palalxia): He’s rather tasty looking, mind you, I thought all people from Adam’s world were supposed to be lacking in looks.]
[MercheadAnderson (Palaxia): Babe? 😭]
[StealthAssassin9 (Earth): That’s kinda fucked up, Lizziethetruepower, are you assuming where all ugly or something?]
[Lizziethetruepower (Palalxia): I wouldn’t say ugly, you're just lacking compared to us Terrans, well, except for that lightning-wielding hunk and maybe the guy with the shield.]
[Celebrityhunter69 (Earth): What about the streamer? Are you saying he’s not as good-looking as the actor who played Thunder? Didn’t you say before you were thinking of leaving your husband for him?]
[MercheadAnderson (Palaxia): ...😭]
[Lizziethetruepower (Palalxia): I wouldn’t say that Adam is ugly, but compared to Andrew, he’s lacking in looks. He just happens to be more manly, and looks aren't everything. 😉]
[MercheadAnderson (Palaxia): 😭😭😭]
[NonpareilRaphilia (Aaru): Speaking of the guy with the shield, why does he appear to be so strong, and his shield is bouncing off the undead aliens, the ground and the side of buildings after he throws it, only to come back to him in the end?]
[Gunlovergirl (Earth): That’s Sergeant States, he’s the captain of The Defenders, he received an experimental serum during World War 2 that made him superhuman.]
[Noobkiller9000 (Earth): Personally, I like the actress who played Dark Spider; she's totally hot.]
[AlamoMatador4thewin (Earth): Agreed, though I was disappointed when she got rid of her long hair.]
[Prestigious3horns (Vinox 2): She is pretty tasty, but what are those weapons she’s wielding? Why are there no blaster bolts being fired?]
[Beinglittleisnotadisadvantage (Strathorp 7): They look like projectile-based weapons.]
[Prestigious3horns (Vinox 2): Oh yeah, I’ve heard of those. There are some examples of them in the museums here on Vinox Two from before we developed energy-based weapons.]
[OfficialMuriel (Aqua Primus): The guy shooting those long pointed things from what looks like a piece of wood with some wire is impressive. How is he never missing his target?]
[Superhearofangirl (Earth): That’s Eagle Optic, he’s a professional archer who uses a weapon called a bow to shoot arrows.]
[OfficialMuriel (Aqua Primus): If he’s that good at shooting anything, he would make a good Watersphere player.]
[DeverinianLordMalacoss (Deverinian 9): How is a man able to turn into a large green monster that is smashing the undead aliens and jumping over buildings?]
[SciFifanboy (Earth): Radiation poisoning.]
[DeverinianLordMalacoss (Deverinian 9): Excuse me?]
[SciFifanboy (Earth): The man is called Mike Manter, and he accidentally received a lethal dose of radiation poisoning after an accident that now allows him to transform into that big green monster called Brute.]
[LadyErkath (Deverinian Prime): The only normal one is the guy that seems to be in some kind of anti-gravity armour, except that it has thrusters in his hands and feet.]
[RealOtaku (Earth): You mean Steel Geezer? He had his heart replaced by a miniature reactor that's placed in his chest and now powers his suit.]
[LadyErkath (Deverinian Prime): A reactor in his chest? Are you kidding me?]
The competitor mechs and the zombie alines battled against each other, as blaster bolts and lasers fired back and forth between them after the zombie alines realised that a new group had started attacking them.
“Well, it looks like Speed Stone doesn’t like being in third on the leaderboard because it has just increased its speed even more, and along with the twin blaster pistols it is wielding, it has started firing off lasers from sections of its six wings,” Honcho said in surprise.
“You're right, and this is something we have never seen from Speed Stone before; those lasers must be a new addition, as it has never shown them in previous UMB Cups nor any other mech battle competition,” Dulaebella stated with interest.
“If Excess Surplus doesn’t do something quick, then it’s going to fall even further behind the other three competitors than it already is,” Raella advised.
[[Points Laderboard]]
[[Black Prime: 48]]
[[Spector Unit 6: 42]]
[[Speed Stone: 34]]
[[Excess Surplus: 24]]
“It seems that Excess Surplus has come to the same conclusion because it has just slung the shield it was carrying in its left hand onto its back before pulling out a blaster pistol from a leg compartment,” Honcho stated as the feed showed Excess Surplus start to duel-wield, firing.
“Not only that, it seems something is happening with its wings; they seem to be splitting in half,” Dulaebella added as everyone watched.
While the lower half of the triangular wings continued to form the mounting form of Excess Surplus’s boosters, the upper half began to rotate before it started rapidly firing blaster bolts at the undead alien invaders.
“Oh my, it seems all four competitors have hidden weapons since even Excess Surplus has revealed two rear-mounted cannons.”
“Both Speed Stone and Excess Surplus seem to have made upgrades since the last mech competition that either of them appeared in,” Dulaebella replied.
“Is that giant undead alien closing in on Black Prime?” Raella suddenly asked as the feed switched to show one of the turtle-snake undead aliens approaching Prime from behind.
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“HAHAHAHA, DIE UNDEAD FUCKERS,” Prime said loudly as he controlled Black Prime to attack the nearby zombie aliens.
[... Yeah, Prime, you got this.]
[... Look at Prime go, he’s owning.]
[... Of course he is, there’s a reason Prime is top of the leaderboard.]
[... No one can beat Prime, he’s No. 1.]
[... Go Prime baby, spray those blaster bolts just like you're gonna spray your cum within my wet pussy later.]
[... OMG. 🤮]
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[... Prime, watch out behind you.]
[... WTF is that thing? 🙄]
[... Is that thing gonna try and eat Prime?]
[... Noooooo Prime, you can’t be eaten until you impregnate me.]
[... HAHAHAHAHA, Get eaten, Prime.]
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[... Turnaround Prime and kill that oversized undead alien fuck.]
“What are you all on about?” Prime asked as he saw the chat before turning Prime Black around and seeing the turtle-snake undead alien flying straight towards him.
“WHAT THE FUCK!” Prime shouted in shock before he controlled Black Prime to fly away from the turtle-snake undead alien that turned and followed after him.
[... HAHAHAHA, Look at Prime run, HAHAHAHAHA.]
[... Prime’s such a loser, look at him turn and run.]
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“And Prime has turned and started fleeing from the giant undead alien as he works to dodge the fire that is coming from
[Handsome3horns (Vinox 2): 🤣 Look at that pussy fleeing.]
[HackerSu (Trillion): What’s wrong, Prime? I thought you were the best, can’t you even take down one enemy?]
[Superior4horns (Vinox 3): Well, he is known to bully the weak in the games he streams. I guess the same logic applies to him in this match.]
“Why do you think the giant undead alien suddenly decided to attack Black Prime? I mean, he wasn’t the closest mech to it, Excess Surplus was closer,” Raella asked.
“Maybe it’s based on the positions on the scoreboard,” Dulaebella replied.
“You mean that the higher you are on the scoreboard, the more likely they are to attack you?” Raella asked.
“That or they are targeting Black Prime first because he’s first on the scoreboard, and after this, one of the giant undead aliens will go after Spector Unit Six, who is in second place,” Dulaebella explained.
“I think you might be right,” Honcho replied as the feed switched to show another of the giant turtle-snake undead aliens crashing through the side of buildings as it approached Spector Unit Six, who was currently fighting several zombie undead.
