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Unpredictable side effects...
🕑 Added 2025-10-24 04:24:19 +0000 UTC
"Well, Audrey, that's the third time this week you've whomped my sandwich." Michael sighed, staring at the flattened tuna mayo on his desk blotter. The intern blinked, adjusting her oversized cosplay goggles perched atop neon-pink hair. "Sorry, boss. Thought it was my protein shake. They look identical when squished." She scurried off, leaving Michael alone with his mangled lunch and the real problem.
The syringe lay beside his keyboard like a discarded prop from a bad sci-fi flick. Pink liquid sloshed thickly inside, catching the sterile office fluorescents. New U Serum - Batch 7.3*. The email from upstairs had been chillingly casual: "Final sensory eval required pre-launch. Immediate human trial. You." No consent forms. No safety data. Just a photo attachment showing Dr. Chen’s signature on the termination clause of Michael's contract...effective if he declined.
Michael’s knuckles whitened around the armrest. "Smooth wrinkles," he whispered, voice scraping like gravel. "Boost metabolism." The claims felt ludicrous against the visceral dread pooling in his gut. He’d seen the lab rats...twitching, fur falling out in clumps after Batch 6.9. But upstairs called it ‘transient shedding’. Profits over plausibility. He picked up the syringe. Cold plastic. The needle tip gleamed impossibly sharp. "This is bullshit," he hissed, thumb hovering near the plunger. The silence of his glass-walled office felt suffocating. Audrey’s neon hair flashed past the door; a momentary distraction. Could he blame the intern? Fake a spill? His pension. His daughter’s tuition. The mortgage. Chains, each link forged by New U.
"At least I'll get my wrinkles removed," Michael muttered, the sarcasm thick enough to coat his tongue. Fifteen years climbing New U's corporate ladder from lab tech to middle management only to end up a glorified lab rat in his own ergonomic chair. He shook his head slowly, the motion stirring the stale office air. "Well, better just start this absolute bullshit." His fingers closed around the syringe, the pink liquid swirling like toxic candyfloss.
He jabbed the needle into the fatty part of his thigh through his trousers, bypassing the sterile ritual. A sharp sting bloomed, followed by a spreading coldness that felt unnervingly deep. "Why aren't they paying desperate students anymore?" he hissed through gritted teeth, recalling the early trials where cash-strapped volunteers lined up. Now it was just... him. Employees. Assets repurposed. The absurdity tasted metallic. He tossed the spent syringe into the wastebasket; it clattered against the plastic liner, echoing louder than it should.
"UGH, wrinkles," Michael snorted, rubbing a thumb over the crow's feet etching deeper around his eyes. Fifteen years building New U from a startup into a behemoth, and this was his reward? Volunteering his own veins for their experimental sludge. He remembered the eager college kids lining up years ago, clutching cash envelopes for tasting Batch 2.0. Now? "Guess we're the cheap labor," he muttered to the empty air. "Assets repurposed. Bullshit." The syringe felt slick in his palm.
He took a deliberate, shaky breath, deep enough to fill his lungs with the stale office air, thick with recycled dust and desperation. "Right. Here we bloody well go." No sterile wipe, no hesitation. He bunched the fabric of his trousers over his thigh, jabbed the needle straight through the wool blend. A sharp inch, not pain, exactly, but a sudden, intrusive pressure, like a wasp sting amplified. He slammed the plunger down hard. The cold surged inward, a glacial tide spreading beneath his skin, chasing the sting deeper into muscle.
"Fuck," Michael hissed through clenched teeth as the serum flooded his veins. The coldness dissolved into a spreading numbness that felt wrong...too deep, too cellular.
"This isn't just saline and peptides," he thought, panic clawing up his throat. His thumb rubbed compulsively over the injection site, expecting pain but finding only a disturbing absence of sensation.
Then the heat hit. Not a gentle warmth, but a sudden, deep furnace roar igniting in his core. It flooded outward in waves, radiating down his limbs and up his spine like liquid fire. Sweat sprang instantly across his forehead, beading cold against the unnatural internal blaze. His skin prickled everywhere as a million tiny electric ants marching beneath the surface. He gasped, fingers digging into the armrests as the heat intensified, pooling strangely, intensely, low in his belly. A thick, buzzing warmth bloomed there, spreading downward with shocking speed. It wasn't pain; it was a profound, invasive tingling, hyper-focused and utterly alien. His trousers suddenly felt unbearably tight, restrictive against a sudden, insistent pressure he hadn't felt since adolescence. Wave after wave of raw, unbidden arousal washed over him, hot and dizzying, completely divorced from thought or context. It was chemical, relentless.
"Oh." The sound escaped Michael's lips was soft, stunned, utterly inadequate. Not pain. Not sickness. Just... this. His fingers, still gripping the armrests, trembled not from fear now, but from the sheer, overwhelming intensity flooding his nervous system. Every nerve ending felt electrified, hypersensitive. The scratchy wool of his trousers against his thigh was a roar of texture; the cool air from the vent above felt like liquid silk cascading over his suddenly fevered skin. And the pressure... God, the pressure building in his groin was immense, insistent, a relentless throb completely divorced from thought or desire. His cock strained against the fabric, painfully hard, embarrassingly obvious. He tried to shift, to hide it, but the movement sent fresh waves of raw, chemical pleasure radiating outwards, making him gasp. Focus evaporated. The quarterly reports blurred. The glass walls seemed to pulse. All he could perceive was the deep, buzzing warmth spreading from his core, saturating every inch of him, demanding surrender.
"W-What..." Michael stammered, his tongue thick and clumsy against his teeth. His fingers dug into the armrests, knuckles bleached bone-white. This wasn't the nausea or tremors described in the Batch 7.3* briefing memo. This was... liquid lightning coursing through his veins, a relentless, buzzing pressure centering low in his belly, radiating outward until every nerve screamed. Between his legs, trapped within the confines of his wool trousers, his cock surged impossibly hard, straining against the fabric like a trapped animal. It formed a stark, undeniable tent against the dark material, a physical declaration of the chemical storm raging inside him. He tried to shift, to cross his legs casually, but the friction sent jolts of raw, electric pleasure tearing through him, forcing a choked gasp. Panic warred with the overwhelming, nonsensical horniness...
"why was this happening? What twisted pathway did Batch 7.3 ignite?" He couldn't think past the insistent throb, the heat pooling intensely beneath his belt buckle.
"Oh God... this... this is UGHHHH!" Michael's voice cracked into a guttural moan as the pressure crested, his groin pulsating with a sheer, pulsating surge that shattered any semblance of control. His cock, already straining like a steel rod against the confines of his trousers, erupted without warning. Thick, hot loads of cum jetted forth in rhythmic spurts, soaking through the fabric in a warm, sticky flood that spread across his thighs. His body shuddered violently, every muscle clenching and releasing in waves of involuntary ecstasy. It wasn't a normal orgasm, not the kind born from desire or touch, but a chemical tsunami, raw and relentless, forcing pleasure through him like an electric current overload. He gripped the armrests harder, nails digging into the faux leather, trying desperately to hold it together, but the sensations were too intense, too all-consuming. His vision blurred at the edges, stars exploding behind his eyelids as the aftershocks rippled through his core, leaving him gasping, sweat-drenched, and utterly spent... for the moment.
But even as the climax ebbed, something deeper stirred. Michael slumped back in his chair, staring down at the massive, darkening stain blooming between his legs like an accusation.
"What the fuck," he whispered hoarsely, his voice trembling. He glanced up at the mirror on the far wall of his office; a cheap, full-length thing meant for quick tie adjustments, and froze.
His reflection stared back, but it was... changing.
The rugged, time-worn face he'd known for decades was smoothing out before his eyes. Wrinkles around his mouth and forehead melted away like wax under a flame, the skin tightening and glowing with an unnatural youthfulness. Age spots on his cheeks and hands faded, dissolving into flawless, porcelain-smooth flesh. He reached up with a shaking hand, touching his cheek in disbelief. It felt soft, supple, like he hadn't in years...like he was in his twenties again, vibrant and untouched by life's grind.
"It's... It's working..." he murmured, a flicker of amazement cutting through the haze. But the changes didn't stop at rejuvenation. His eyes widened, not just in shock, but literally. The irises seemed to expand, adopting a deeper, more luminous hue, while his eyebrows thinned and arched elegantly, framing them with a sultry curve. His eyelashes lengthened, fluttering longer and thicker, giving his gaze an unintended, horny allure that made him look... inviting. Predatory, even. His nose refined itself, shrinking into a small, cute button that softened his features further. And his lips plumped up, swelling into lush, pillowy cushions that begged to be kissed, or wrapped around something far more explicit.
He blinked, horrified, as his jawline receded, softening from square and masculine to rounded and delicate. His Adam's apple bobbed once, then vanished entirely, his neck slimming into a graceful column. A strange itch prickled at his scalp, and he watched in the mirror as his short, graying hair erupted into growth, cascading down in golden waves that shimmered like sunlight on silk, falling past his shoulders in a luxurious mane.
"What the—?" His voice, when he tried to speak, came out higher, breathier, a feminine lilt that sent ice down his spine. He covered his mouth, but the words slipped out unbidden:
"Oh, I like... wanna taste big hard cocks." His eyes flew wide in terror. Where the hell had that come from? It wasn't his thought...it couldn't be. But it echoed in his mind, vivid and insistent, like a foreign invader planting roots. Images flashed: thick, veined shafts pulsing with heat, salty skin against his tongue, the thrill of submission. He shook his head violently, trying to dislodge them.
"N-No... no, what the fuck is this? I... I... I wanna taste a big hard cock." The words tumbled out again, laced with a giggle that wasn't his, his new plush lips curving into a sly smile against his will.
Panic surged as the mental fog thickened, a seductive mist rolling in. Memories that weren't his own flickered to life: wild parties where she was the center of attention, surrounded by ripped studs with bulging crotches, cum dripping down thighs in sticky rivers, laughter and moans blending in a haze of ecstasy.
"No, stop, I'm Michael, I'm not... oh em gee, I wanna taste all those cocks, babe." Another giggle escaped, bubbly and flirtatious, as he clamped a hand over his mouth. He fought it, clenching his fists, repeating his name like a mantra: Michael, father, manager, not this... this slutty phantom. But the thoughts multiplied, overwhelming, erotic visions of being filled, used, adored, pushing out his old life like weeds choking a garden.
The physical changes accelerated, syncing with the mental assault. Another orgasm ripped through him without mercy, his cock—still hard despite the earlier release—throbbing and exploding again in a fresh torrent of cum that further drenched his lap.
"OOOOOH!" The cry was high-pitched now, unmistakably feminine, echoing off the glass walls as his body convulsed. Fat melted away from his torso in a surreal rush, pounds evaporating like steam, leaving behind a tiny, dainty frame. His ribs contracted, shrinking his chest cavity into something fragile and elegant. But then, pressure built in his pectorals: a swelling heat that pushed outward. His nipples hardened, thickening into sensitive peaks as the areolas darkened and expanded, the flesh beneath ballooning into pert, rounded breasts that strained against his shirt. They jiggled with each heaving breath, full and perky, sending jolts of pleasure straight to his core.
"Oh em gee, I wanna give a sexy tittyfuck sooo badly," the words purred from his lips, uninvited, as foreign images flooded his brain: pressing those new tits around a throbbing cock, slick with precum, sliding up and down in rhythmic bliss. He gasped, horrified, but the sensation was intoxicating as the weight of his breasts, the way they bounced, igniting sparks of unwanted arousal. Another climax tore through him, his body arching as cum spurted once more, the intensity making his vision white out.
"OOOOOOH!" The high-pitched wail filled the office as his arms transformed next, slimming into lithe, graceful limbs. Muscles softened, shoulders narrowing with a series of pops and tingles, his hands reshaping as well as calluses smoothing away, fingers elongating into slender, delicate things with nails that grew longer, polished to a glossy sheen as if freshly manicured.
"I wanna grab a big hard cock, babe," escaped in a sultry whisper, the thought accompanying visions of wrapping those new fingers around hot, pulsing flesh, stroking with expert ease. He tried to resist, balling his fists, but the changes barreled on. His waist cinched inward dramatically, pulling taut like a corset, flattening his belly into a smooth, toned plane. Height diminished by inches, the world seeming to stretch taller around him as his hips flared outward with a deep, aching expansion: bones shifting, flesh redistributing into wide, womanly curves that screamed fertility and desire.
"Oh em gee!!, no, no, I don't... I... I'm so horny," she giggled, the fight weakening as the hips settled into place. Thighs thickened with soft, feminine fullness, smoothing out into silky expanses that rubbed together erotically with every shift. Her butt reshaped, rounding and lifting into a heart-shaped perfection; firm, tight, and jiggling just enough to invite slaps, grabs, fucks. The sensation was overwhelming: every inch of skin hypersensitive, electric with need.
"Oh em gee, I love riding a big hard cock, babe," she moaned, the words dripping with lust as the final barriers crumbled. The last remnant of his old identity pulsed between her legs as his cock, shrinking inch by agonizing inch, softening, retreating. It tingled with a mix of pleasure and loss, the shaft dwindling into a sensitive nub, a clit that throbbed with fresh hunger. Balls receded, folding inward to form slick, wet folds: a tight, aching slit that wept with arousal, begging to be filled.
"Oh God, I'm sooo horny... my wet kitty wants fun," a giggle bubbled up as she ran her hands down her body, clothes hanging awkwardly on her transformed frame. They slipped off easily as the shirt pooling at her feet, trousers sliding down her smooth legs,l
leaving her naked in all her youthful glory. Firm breasts heaving, golden hair cascading, curves on full display. She trailed fingers over her new slit, dipping in with a gasp, the wetness coating her digits as she played herself skillfully, circling her clit with mounting urgency. Memories solidified: countless nights fucking big, hard studs, bodies slick with sweat and cum, wild parties where she was the star, passed around like a prize, filled and overflowing.
"Oh, Michelle is sooo horny," she moaned, giggling as she plunged deeper, fingers curling inside her tight heat. Sensations exploded as every thrust sending waves of bliss through her core, her breasts bouncing, nipples aching for touch. She remembered last night riding a massive cock, grinding down hard, screaming in ecstasy as it stretched her perfectly.
"OH YES, YES, YESSSSSS!" A high-pitched cry echoed through the office as she came, her pussy gushing in a flood of juices that soaked the floor. Her body trembled in intense ecstasy, muscles clenching around her fingers, sending her into a blissful, lust-maddened state. Aftershocks rippled through her, leaving her sprawled on the carpet with a big, satisfied smile on her stunning face.
Michelle enjoyed pleasuring herself often...it was part of her sexy, slutty ritual, keeping her always ready, always craving.
"Oh gawd, that was like... so hawt, babe," she giggled, standing on legs that felt like jelly. She ran her hands over her youthful body: no imperfections, just pure hotness. Glancing at her reflection in the mirror, she winked, admiring the flawless skin, the perky tits, the inviting curves. "I'm sooo hawt." The office felt foreign now; she didn't remember this place, her tiny brain dismissing the complexities. A tiny bag caught her eye, labeled "NEW U Serum" and other complicated things that made her giggle dismissively. She tossed it aside, spotting another bag with a skimpy lingerie inside; tiny scraps of fabric that screamed seduction.
"Oh em gee, ready to shine!" She slipped it on without hesitation, the lingerie hugging her body like a second skin, showcasing her ample cleavage, toned abs, and heart-shaped ass. She modeled in front of the mirror, posing provocatively, arching her back, blowing kisses, feeling the fabric tease her sensitive skin.
The door swung open, and Audrey poked her head in, neon hair and goggles askew. "Eh, sorry boss, I—"
Her words died as she took in the unknown girl standing there in nothing but a skimpy lingerie, golden hair tumbling, body radiating sex appeal. Audrey's eyes widened, scanning the discarded clothes on the floor...her boss's clothes. But he was gone. "Who...?"
"Ehm, hi, babe, you look like soo hot," Michelle purred, winking with those lush lashes, her voice a sultry invitation. She sauntered closer, hips swaying hypnotically, the lingerie riding up just enough to tease.
Audrey stood speechless, piecing it together.
"OMG, the serum..." She thought back to the whispers she'd overheard as her boss had to test it, and now... not just younger, but transformed into this female bombshell, memories rewritten, everything erased.
The old boss was gone; in his place, this sexy vixen.
Audrey pretended not to notice the discarded syringe, the cum stains, but the air was thick with the scent of sex, and Michelle's allure was magnetic.
"Ehm... can you... like... take me a pic?" Michelle asked, winking again, striking an alluring pose one hand on her hip, breasts thrust forward, lips parted in a pout.
Audrey hesitated, but something about the girl's raw sensuality pulled her in. "Sure," she murmured, pulling out her phone. Michelle posed provocatively, arching her back to accentuate her curves, blowing a kiss at the camera. The flash went off, and Michelle giggled. "Ehm, thanks, sweetie." Without warning, she closed the distance, pressing her plush lips to Audrey's in a deep, hungry kiss as their tongues dancing, bodies brushing, Michelle's hands roaming to cup Audrey's face.
Audrey froze in shock, but the heat was undeniable, Michelle's scent intoxicating. Pulling back slightly, Michelle murmured in a bubbly whisper, "Wanna enjoy a party tonight, babe? We could have so much fun..."
Audrey, flushed and breathless, didn't hesitate. "Sure, why not..." It could work...Michelle was hotter, more charming than her former boss ever was. This would be the beginning of a sexy, horny friendship, in the most unexpected ways possible. Michelle kissed her again, deeper this time, hands sliding down to squeeze Audrey's ass, promising nights of wild abandon.
