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Just sweat and bliss...
🕑 Added 2025-11-27 04:43:39 +0000 UTC
"Yeah, fuck you too," Rick muttered into his fifth whiskey, swirling the amber liquid like it held answers. The ice had melted twenty minutes ago, but he kept tilting the glass anyway, watching the diluted alcohol catch the neon lights of the convention hall. Somewhere behind him, a synth-pop band was butchering an 80s hit, but the noise barely registered, just static against the white-hot buzz in his skull. His phone buzzed in his pocket again. Probably his ex’s lawyer. Or HR. He didn’t check.
"I don't fucking care anymore," Rick declared to the bartender, who'd long since stopped making eye contact. He slammed the glass down hard enough to make the couple beside him flinch, their laughter dying mid-sip. The band shifted into a synth-heavy rendition of "Don't Stop Believin'," the irony so thick it should've choked him. Instead, he just grinned, teeth slick with cheap liquor, and signaled for another. His thumb brushed against his wallet, thin now,...thinner than his patience, thinner than his ex’s excuses when she’d packed up their kid’s toys and left.
The memory of his ex’s smirk. the way her lips curled when she told him he’d never see Jake again flashed behind his eyes like a strobe light. Rick’s jaw locked so tight his molars groaned, but he didn’t stop drinking. The whiskey burned going down, hotter than the rage simmering in his gut.
"Fuck her," he slurred to no one, slapping a crumpled twenty on the bar. The bills stuck to the damp wood, clinging like the custody agreement he’d shredded last week.
"That fucking bitch is dead to me," Rick announced with a drunken grin, raising his fresh glass to the bartender like a toast. The bartender -some kid with a septum piercing and the weary patience of someone who'd seen too many Rick's before- just nodded and wiped down a beer tap.
Rick didn't care. The liquor was working its effect, turning the sharp edges of his thoughts into something softer, something he could swallow without choking. He laughed, sudden and loud, drawing glances from a group in cosplay nearby.
Their costumes were intricate as their gleaming armor, neon wigs but Rick barely registered them. His world had narrowed to the warm glow of the bar lights, the sticky-sweet smell of spilled cocktails, and the blessed numbness spreading through his limbs.
"Wow man, you really know how to-" Rick hiccuped mid-sentence, sloshing whiskey onto his own shoes as he gestured toward the neon-lit dance floor. His words dissolved into laughter, sharp and jagged, as he shoved off the barstool with enough force to send it screeching backward. The music pulsed through the floorboards now, a bassline thrumming in his fillings, and suddenly the sea of bodies looked less like strangers and more like kin as fellow refugees from the world's bullshit, all grinding against each other to the same synthetic beat.
"Fuck everything..." Rick mumbled, staggering into the crowd as his vision blurred with each step.
Then..impact. Warmth. The scent of coconut shampoo and something sugary. He blinked down at the girl who'd just collided with him, her drink sloshing over both their shoes. She was all legs and smudged eyeliner, wearing a black minidress that clung like a second skin, the neckline dipping dangerously low.
"EHm...I.'m..I'm sssorry," Rick managed to slur, his tongue thick with whiskey as his bloodshot eyes dragged up her body like a drunkard climbing stairs. The girl's dress was practically painted on, shimmering under the strobe lights with every shallow breath she took...a fact his liquor-soaked brain catalogued with embarrassing precision. Her collarbones gleamed with sweat, her lips glossed pink and parted just enough to show the tip of her tongue pressing against her teeth in annoyance.
"I...I just was ehm.."
"Don't worry about it," she said, her voice a slow purr that cut through the bassline. Up close, she smelled like vanilla and something darker, maybe whiskey smuggled in a flask. Her smile was all teeth, predatory in the pulsing lights.
"Things happen." She shrugged, the movement making her dress ripple like liquid shadow over her hips.
"Ehm, y-yeah, maybe this...this is just the way I had to meet you," Rick stammered, his tongue tripping over the words as his whiskey-laced breath ghosted across her cheek. His grin was nervous, lopsided, the kind that made his dimples look more like trenches dug by bad decisions. The neon strobes caught the panic in his pupils before he forced another laugh, rough as sandpaper.
She didn't step back. That was the first thing Rick noticed about how her stiletto stayed planted between his scuffed loafers, the pointed toe gleaming under the club lights like a weapon. "Oh, so we're doing introductions now?" Her laugh was low, the kind that made his whiskey-addled brain conjure images of cigarette smoke curling around bedposts at 3 AM. Her manicured fingers traced the rim of her half-empty cocktail glass. "That's cute." She took a sip without breaking eye contact. "By the way, I'm Andrea."
Rick's grin widened into something almost boyish despite the liquor weighing it down. "Andrea...shit, that's a good name. Cute. Fits you." His fingers twitched at his sides, itching to reach out and touch the silver chain resting against her collarbone. "Better than 'fucking trainwreck,' which is what my ex calls me."
Andrea's smirk deepened, one eyebrow arching as she took another slow sip. The ice clinked like punctuation. "Thanks, sweetheart. But it's usually the trainwrecks that make the best stories." She tapped a chipped black nail against her glass. "So. What's your reason for drowning in cheap whiskey at an anime con on a Tuesday?"
Rick barked a laugh that tasted like regret and Jack Daniels. "Oh you know..." He waved a hand, nearly knocking over a passing waitress's tray. "Just your classic American dream, wife takes the kid, the house, and my fucking dignity, then HR starts side-eyeing me like I'm the problem." His grin was all teeth, the kind that showed too much gum when he got like this. "Turns out crying in the breakroom after getting served papers is 'unprofessional behavior.' Who knew?"
Andrea's eyes tracked the way his Adam's apple bobbed when he swallowed. She didn't look away when he wiped his mouth with the back of his hand either. "Wow," she drawled, rolling the word around her tongue like she was savoring it. "That's almost tragic enough to make me buy you another drink."
Rick snorted, leaning in closer until his whiskey breath fogged up the space between them. "Yeah, fuck it, I guess tragic's my brand now," he said with a smirk that didn't reach his bloodshot eyes. His fingers drummed a uneven rhythm against the bar, nails chipped from weeks of biting them raw. "But hey, what's your excuse? You don't exactly look like someone who wandered into this neon purgatory by accident."
Andrea's smirk faltered for half a second just long enough for Rick to notice the way her grip tightened on her glass. Then she tilted her head, her dark hair sliding over one shoulder like ink spilled on silk. "Dead boyfriend," she said, voice flat as a hammer on an anvil. She downed the rest of her drink in one go, the ice cubes clattering against her teeth. "Car crash. Six months ago."
Rick's glass froze halfway to his lips. The whiskey suddenly tasted like battery acid. "Fuck," he breathed, the word collapsing under its own weight. He'd expected something sharp and sarcastic such like a cheating ex or a failed startup not this jagged piece of shrapnel lodged in the conversation. His drunken brain scrabbled for footing.
"I...ehm...wow." The ice clinked as he took another desperate sip, the liquor doing fuck-all to wash the taste of his own foot out of his mouth. "Jesus, I'm so sorry. That's-"
"That's life," Andrea cut him off with a shrug that sent her silver chain slithering between her breasts. She snapped her fingers at the bartender for another round, the sound cracking through the bass-heavy air like a gunshot. "One minute you're arguing about whose turn it is to do the dishes, the next minute..." Her glossed lips twisted around the rim of her fresh cocktail, leaving a smudge the color of arterial blood. "Poof. Metal accordion on the 405."
Rick's throat closed around a half-formed apology that tasted like bile and bourbon. His fingers twitched toward Andrea's wrist stopped, then curled into a loose fist against the bar's sticky surface. "Fuck, I... shouldn't have asked like that," he muttered, the words slurry with shame. The neon signs overhead pulsed red to blue, painting her face in fleeting bruises of light as she toyed with her straw.
"Don't," Andrea said with a wave of her hand, the ice in her glass clinking like broken glass in a trash compactor. Her smile was a razorblade wrapped in silk. "What I've learned is life's too short to give a fuck about decorum." She leaned in, her breath warm against Rick's stubble. "Besides," she murmured, tracing the rim of her glass with a chipped black fingernail, "you look like you could use someone to be unapologetically fucked up with."
Rick barked a laugh, half disbelief, half surrender. "Jesus. That obvious?" He knocked back another gulp, the whiskey burning less now, either from the alcohol or the way Andrea's thigh brushed against his under the bar. Her stockings were sheer, the kind with deliberate rips that weren't accidents but carefully curated chaos. He exhaled sharply through his nose. "Guess we're both down a few limbs, huh?"
Andrea's grin was a switchblade flicked open in the dark. "Oh honey, I traded limbs for upgrades." She reached over and plucked the glass from his fingers. Her lips left a smudge of plum-colored gloss on the rim where his had been. "Life's a demolition derby," she murmured, eyes locked on his as she took a sip of his drink. "You can either cry about the dents or floor the gas pedal straight through the wreckage."
Rick's pulse thudded in his ears like a kick drum. The liquor had sanded down his edges to something reckless and raw. "Fuck it," he rasped. His hand found her waist by instinct, fingers pressing into the fishnet paneling along her side. "What kind of upgrades we talking?"
Andrea laughed low in her throat, a sound like chain links dragging across pavement. She reached into the plunging neckline of her dress with practiced ease, pulling out a tiny glass vial strung on a silver chain. Inside, pink pills rattled like trapped insects. "Ever seen life through a kaleidoscope, sweetheart?" She popped the cap one-handed. The scent hit Rick first as artificial strawberries and something chemical, like a hospital doused in cheap perfume.
Two pills dropped into her palm, pink as tongue candy. Rick watched her throat work as she dry-swallowed one. The second pill hovered between her fingers, catching the strobe lights as she pressed it into his sweaty palm. "Consider it a wake-up call," she murmured, her breath hot against his ear. "One way or another."
Rick's fingers trembled around the pill. The edges were sharp enough to leave crescent indents in his skin. He remembered his ex sneering at him across the courtroom "you wouldn't dare." The judge's gavel cracking like a shot. Jake's stuffed dinosaur left behind on the porch swing. He tossed it back without water, the chalky bitterness clinging to his molars like a bad decision.
"Wait, what the fuck are these?" Rick slurred, pulling back slightly as the pink pill stuck to the sweat on his palm. The lights reflected off its surface like tiny warning flares. His vision swam as he squinted at it, the edges of his sight already fraying from whiskey and exhaustion.
Andrea just smirked, her painted lips curling as she leaned in close enough that her breath warmed the shell of his ear, smelling like peppermint and something chemically sweet.
"You'll know when you swallow it," she whispered, her voice dripping with dark amusement. Her fingers trailed down his wrist, her nails digging in just enough to leave crescent marks on his skin. The pill in his palm seemed to pulse with its own neon heartbeat, catching the light like a tiny pink bomb waiting to detonate.
Rick exhaled through his nose, the sound ragged with exhaustion and cheap whiskey. "Fuck it," he muttered, tossing the pill into his mouth like a dare. It dissolved instantlya as it was too sweet, too artificial, like crushed-up candy stolen from a child's birthday party. He chased it with a burning gulp of his drink, but the taste lingered on his tongue, sticky and chemical. He coughed, wiping his lips with the back of his hand. "Tastes like bullshit," he rasped, already regretting the decision as his stomach twisted. "What the fuck is this supposed to do?"
Andrea leaned in, her smirk sharp enough to cut glass. She traced a finger along his collarbone, her nail scraping just hard enough to sting. "Transformative," she murmured, the word curling like smoke from her lips. "Makes you feel hotter. Hornier." Her giggle was low, dangerous, the kind that should’ve set off alarms in Rick’s whiskey-soaked brain, but all he could focus on was the way her eyelashes fanned against her cheeks when she blinked. "And...femme," she added, her voice dropping to a whisper. "Like silk sliding over your skin, sweetheart. Like waking up in someone else’s body and finding out it fits better."
"W-What are you-" Rick's words stopped mid-slur as a shudder ripped through him, sudden and electric, like a live wire pressed against his spine. His knees buckled for half a second, fingers clenching around the edge of the bar as the music warped, the bassline thrumming through his ribs now, the synth notes curling around his eardrums like smoke. Andrea's giggle cut through the haze, sharp as broken glass. "Easy, tiger," she purred, her nails skating up his forearm. "First time's always the weirdest." She leaned in, lips brushing the shell of his ear. "Wait till you feel the second wave."
"Y-You a-are kiddin- Ohhh fuck..." Rick's voice fractured mid-sentence as another wave of heat punched through his gut like a fist wrapped in velvet. His jeans suddenly felt two sizes too small, the denim straining against his thighs as something molten and unfamiliar pooled low in his abdomen. His hands flew to his belt buckle instinctively, not to undo it, but to press against the sudden, impossible swell beneath. "The fuck?" he slurred, staring down at the unmistakable curve pushing against his zipper.
Andrea's fingers twirled a strand of her hair around one glossy-nailed finger, watching him with the lazy amusement of a cat tracking a wounded bird. "Ah, there's the fun part," she murmured, her knee brushing against the tented fabric of his pants. The contact sent sparks skittering up Rick's spine, his hips jerking forward without permission. He choked on a gasp, half horror, half helpless arousal as his whole body thrummed with a sensitivity that made his usual whiskey dick feel like numb rubber. Every brush of his shirt against his nipples registered as electric, his own breath ghosting over his lips like a phantom kiss.
"Ugh,...Ugh..I...I...OHHHHHHH!" Rick's groan tore from his throat, raw and ragged as his hips bucked against nothing, his cock pulsing violently in his jeans. His vision whited out as ropes of cum splattered against the inside of his briefs, hot and thick, soaking through the fabric in seconds. Every muscle locked as his back arched like a bowstring, fingers clawing at the bar's edge while pleasure detonated through him in wave after wave, more intense than anything he'd ever felt sober. His knees trembled violently, his thighs twitch like a live wire was jammed into his spine.
Andrea's delighted laugh curled around him like smoke, her fingers tracing idle patterns on his shuddering forearm. "Told you," she purred, watching his eyelashes flutter with the aftershocks. Her tongue darted out to wet her lips, slow and deliberate. "But that's just the warm-up act, sweetheart. Wait for the big one...when your body forgets how to be a man."
Rick’s mouth opened to protest, but the only sound that came out was a wet, broken moan as the second orgasm slammed into him like a freight train made of velvet and lightning.
"OOOOOOOHHH..." His cock (still trapped in soaked denim) jerked again, pumping another helpless load into his ruined briefs. The pleasure was so violent his vision whited out, knees buckling as Andrea’s manicured hand slid under his arm to keep him upright.
“There we go,” she whispered, lips brushing the shell of his ear. “Let it rewrite you, baby.”
The heat started in his face first.
It felt like warm honey pouring under his skin, smoothing everything it touched. The permanent scowl lines around his mouth softened and vanished. The broken capillaries across his nose faded like someone had taken an eraser to ten years of cheap bourbon. His cheekbones lifted with a soft crackle of bone, jaw narrowing, shrinking, until his face felt delicate, almost doll-like. Eyelashes thickened and lengthened, brushing his cheeks when he blinked in dazed horror. His irises (once a muddy hazel) brightened into a glassy doe-brown, pupils blown wide with chemical lust.
His lips were next. They tingled, then swelled, pushing forward into a plush, obscene pout that glistened under the strobes. When he gasped, they parted soft and wet, the kind of mouth that looked born to wrap around something thick and desperate.
Hair spilled from his scalp in a dark, glossy waterfall, tickling past his shoulders, his collarbones, the middle of his back. It smelled like coconut and sex. The stubble on his cheeks and throat melted away; his Adam’s apple shrank with a quiet pop, leaving his neck slim and fragile-looking.
Then the torso.
His ribs cinched inward with a series of breathy cracks, like someone pulling tight the laces of a corset he couldn’t see. The beer gut he’d worn like a badge of surrender flattened, melted, became a smooth, taut plane of skin.
And then...his chest....The first push of flesh under his nipples felt like two burning hands pressing from the inside out. He looked down just in time to watch his flat pecs swell, rounding, lifting, the skin stretching shiny and tight as they surged past B, past C, stopping somewhere in heavy, pendulous DD territory. The nipples thickened into fat pink raspberries, stiff and aching, so sensitive that the brush of his soaked shirt made him whimper like a bitch in heat.
His arms slimmed, flab dissolving into sleek, feminine lines. Shoulders narrowed with a soft grinding sound. Hands turned delicate as his fingers long and graceful, nails growing into perfect ovals painted cotton-candy pink right before his eyes.
The changes rolled lower.
His waist pinched in dramatically, creating a sexy hourglass as his hips flared wide with a wet, erotic pop-pop-pop of bone. Ass cheeks inflated, rounding into a heart-shaped bubble that strained the seat of his jeans until the seams groaned. Thighs thickened with soft, plush fat; the body hair there simply dissolved, leaving skin like silk. His height dropped a couple of inches; the world tilted as his spine curved into a natural, slutty arch that thrust his new tits forward and his ass out.
And then, between his legs, her, legs...the final change.
The cock that had defined three miserable decades of manhood twitched once, twice, then began to shrink. Inch by inch it retreated, softening, turning pink and hypersensitive. Rick, no, the person who had been Rick, sobbed as it shrank to a tiny, throbbing nub, the size of a clit. The balls drew up tight, slipping inside with a slick, obscene squelch, reshaping into ovaries. Empty space inside her pelvis bloomed open, tissue folding and stretching into slick, fertile walls. A womb. A hungry, aching cunt that clenched around nothing and dripped slick down newly smooth thighs.
The last of Rick’s boxers couldn’t contain the transformation; they tore at the sides and fluttered to the floor like surrender flags.
When it was over, a stunning girl stood trembling in the ruins of a man’s clothes. Five-four, maybe five-five in bare feet (because the loafers had slipped off tiny, arched soles).
Massive tits heaving under a button-down now stretched comically tight, nipples poking like diamonds. Jeans sagged around a waist they’d never fit again, the fly burst open to reveal glistening pink folds. Long dark hair clung to a sweat-slick back, and between those plush thighs, a perfect, dripping pussy throbbed in time with her frantic heartbeat.
Andrea stepped back, eyes glittering with triumph and lust.
“Fuck,” she breathed, licking her lips. “You’re even prettier than I imagined.”
“W-what the fuck happened to me-” The voice that came out was high, breathy, porn-sweet. She clapped both manicured hands over her mouth, feeling those swollen lips, the delicate jaw. Her new tits jiggled with the motion and she moaned involuntarily, thighs rubbing together as fresh slick coated them.
Andrea closed the distance again, sliding one possessive hand around that tiny waist, the other cupping one heavy breast through the shirt and squeezing until the girl in Rick’s body keened.
“Shhh, baby. That was the pill. One perfect, sexy transformation. Lasts about…mmm, eight hours? Ten if you’re lucky.” Andrea’s teeth grazed a sensitive earlobe.
“Plenty of time for me to play with my new favorite toy.”
She leaned in, capturing those plush lips in a deep, filthy kiss. Tongue sliding in without asking, tasting whiskey and artificial strawberry and pure desperation. The new girl froze for half a second, then melted, kissing back with sloppy, hungry need, hands fisting in Andrea’s hair.
When they broke apart, a string of spit connected their lips. The girl’s eyes were glassy, pupils blown.
“I’m… I’m still me tomorrow?” she whispered, voice trembling.
“Every pathetic, hungover inch of you,” Andrea promised, grinning like a shark. “But tonight?” She pinched one fat nipple through the fabric, rolling it until hips jerked forward.
“Tonight you’re my sweet, slutty little girl. And we’re gonna have so much fun ruining you.”
She tugged the trembling, newly minted bombshell toward the dark hallway that led to the bathrooms, heels clicking, the girl’s bare feet stumbling after her in a daze of terror and unbearable, aching want.
The convention’s bassline throbbed on, oblivious. Just another pair of drunk cosplay girls disappearing into the neon dark.
Nobody even noticed the pile of torn men’s clothes left behind on the sticky floor.
Andrea's grip was iron disguised as silk as she steered the trembling girl toward the bathroom stalls. The flickering fluorescents painted Ray's new curves in sickly yellows and blues. Andrea's purse hit the counter with a slap, its contents spilling like loot from a heist with condoms, a switchblade, and folded black lace that slithered onto the tile like a living thing.
"Put this on, Ray," Andrea purred, holding up the minidress, a scrap of fabric smaller than a napkin, all plunging neckline and barely-there hem. Ray blinked at the name she'd just been given, her pink-glossed lips parting in a gasp as Andrea peeled the ruined button-down off her shoulders. The cold air hit Ray's sensitive nipples like a slap, making her squeak. The dress slithered over her head before she could protest, the fabric clinging to every new inch of her like a second skin.
"You're cosplaying now, sweetheart," Andrea breathed against Ray's ear, her fingers trailing down the trembling girl's sides until they hooked into the dress's hem. "Hot, slutty girl right out of some loser's wet dream." Her laugh curled like smoke in the fluorescent light as she yanked the hem higher, exposing the desperate glisten between Ray's thighs. "Look at yourself. This is who you were meant to be tonight."
Ray's reflection stared back...her pupils blown, lips parted around shallow breaths, the minidress straining over breasts that heaved with every panicked inhale. Her own hands hovered over her hips, fingers fluttering like they didn't recognize the inward curve they found. Something primal twisted low in her gut when Andrea's palms slid around to cup her ass, squeezing until Ray moaned, high and broken.
"Shhh," Andrea murmured against the shell of her ear, her thumbs digging into the plush flesh under the dress. "Tonight's not about divorce papers or custody battles or your shitty ex-boss." Her teeth grazed Ray's pulse point, sucking a bruise into skin that had never been this soft. "Tonight's just sweat and cum and how good my fingers feel inside you."
Ray's breath hitched when Andrea's phone camera flashed, freezing her in pixelated desperation. Andrea examined the screen with a predator's grin. "Fuck, you're pretty," she purred, swiping to the next shot featuring Ray's swollen lips parted around a silent beg, her nipples hard enough to cast shadows through black lace. "Perfect little party favor."
The bass from the main hall thrummed through the bathroom tiles, syncing with Ray's pulse. Ray grinned, liquid heat pooling between her thighs. No mortgage payments, no custody hearings...just the electric promise of Andrea's fingertips tracing her hipbones under the flimsy dress. She licked her glossy lips and twirled a strand of dark hair around her finger. "Let's go, baby," she purred, voice dripping with honeyed confidence she didn't know she had.
Andrea's smirk widened as she pressed Ray against the sink, the porcelain digging into her plush ass. "That's my girl," she murmured, biting Ray's earlobe just hard enough to make her squeak as she tugged the minidress's hem higher, exposing the desperate glisten between Ray's thighs. The flickering fluorescents painted them in sickly yellows and blues. Ray couldn't remember Rick's name if she tried as her mind was a haze of neon and need, the only thoughts left were Andrea's fingers and the way her own body moved now, soft and pliant and hungry. All her old scars such like the divorce papers, the custody hearing, the job she’d lost had melted away under the pink pill’s searing heat. There was only this: the ache between her legs, the pulse of the bass syncing with her cunt’s needy throb, and Andrea’s knowing chuckle as she slid a hand up Ray’s thigh. For the last hour this was her life and nothing else mattered.
