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The unaired 6th season
🕑 Added 2025-02-14 12:38:24 +0000 UTCJesus Jimmy! This is fucked up! Even for you!
Look, it’s not like I planned it like this but those goons were at the door, what was I going to do?
Anything! Anything but this! Look at her! What the fuck?! Why is she dressed like that? Looking at us with her tits out?
Well, I kinda told her that we could uh… fix this. If she was good. I guess she thought that by good I meant…
Shiiiiiiiiit! You are one fucked up son of a bitch! There aint no fixing this! That scroll only works the one time!
Yeah but, I figured we could get another scroll and…
Once per PERSON Jimmy! One time per Person!
Aww fuck! So it’s done?
You’re Done Jimmy! That was our prime witness in the Jakon case! The bastard’s number two with all the dirt! When Big Mike finds out that she is a chick for good, that the dumbass detective detailed with protection took his dick away…well, SHE aint gonna give us shit!
Wait, hand me that pen and paper, We can still get a written statement.
Under duress Jimmy! She’ll do anything to switch back, just look at her!
So, we get the statement in Mike’s handwriting, and no one is gonna see Mike again. You said yourself Mike’s a scumbag, even if he’s a hot piece of ass now. So we take her down the coast and dump her with some pimp, the statement gets us the PC to run the search and we can convict on that!
That’s fucked up! Fine, I’ll get the notebook.
