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Seven Wonders of the (Food) World: Four Course Meats of the A-Pie-Colypse
🕑 Added 2016-11-26 08:16:14 +0000 UTCToday on Seven Wonders of the Food world we have the Four Course Meats of the A-Pie-Colypse!
And the contestant is Felecia Fayline....
Whaaaat? We don't know her? You're right....
She is a short cat girl furry from a Dungeons and Dragons campaign I was in years ago (Like, we're talkin 8-9 years ago). She was a super short (Like 2 feet tall) cat girl with huge boobs and she was also quite busty. She's a cleric who has a love for pie that boarders on insanity. She's a lover, not a fighter. She'd much rather sit back and have a meal than fight. Why can't we all get along over some pie?
The girl behind her is her lesser known sister, a tiger girl Samurai named Tira. She's much tougher, but really also would prefer to not have to fight, but she knows that's not an option.
The challenge here is one at a local tavern, It used to be attacked by giants back when the town was much smaller, but now that it's a well guarded metropolis, it never has to deal with giant attacks. However they had learned to make several huge pot pies to offer to giants who would attack, to keep them from destroying their establishment. Now they're more of a novelty thing and often aristocrats buy them for banquets or just to see the wonder of such an item. However they do have a challenge. If you are able to eat the Four Course Meats of the A-Pie-Colypse, a pun on the Four Horsemen of the Apocolypse, you not only don't have to pay for the meal, but you also eat for free for 1 year, and you win 12,000 gold. But you must get through 4 pot pies, of increasing size (Famine 15 lbs, pestilence 25 lbs, War 45 lbs, and then Death 65 lbs) Made of chicken, turkey, beef, and lamb. Followed by a secret fifth pie, the pie of Conquest which weighs 250 lbs.
Knowing how insane Felecia's appetite is, she joined and claimed she could complete the entire pie, though her sister thought it would be impossible. After finally shoveling down the first, she seemed triumphant, however she hadn't realized that it actually meant 4 course meals and so she had only completed a fraction of the event. She wanted to back down, however her sister saw the bill and knew that they would not be able to afford it, but that Felecia would finally be able to get that phylactery of positive Channeling she's had her eye on for so long. And so against her (and her tummys) wishes, she ate, and ate, and ate...
She's only through her third pie, and doesn't know about the hidden 5th one, so wish her luck, she's still got over 300 lbs of pie to fit into that chubby little frame.
I haven't drawn a furry of my own in a long time. So this felt nice. Plus I love Felecia. She's so tiny and tubby~
Next is our final event, the Great Pyramid of Piza.
