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Katrina FattyCake Mascot 1
🕑 Added 2017-01-21 11:14:21 +0000 UTC *Soon after the Pie Eating Contest*With a sudden flash of neon green and hot pink dancing around on screen, the words "Fattycakes" appear s for a moment before vanishing quickly, suddenly cutting to a cute little girl leaning on a counter.
"Moooom, I'm hungry...." She whines in an overexaggerated manner that only a T.V. Child actor can produce.
"Are you hungry?" Came the familiar voice of Katrina seeming to float through the air.
The little girl looks around, as if searching for the voice before looking into the camera. "Yeah... that's what I just said.."
"Nyaa! Then you're in luck! Just grab a fatty cake and you're good to go!"
The little girl looks excited as a hot pink, wrapped pastery gets tossed into her hands. She tears it open and looks at the tasty treat. "Fatty cakes! Allright!!" She giggles. "But wait a minute... aren't these like... crazy fattening? I don't want to ruin my figure..." she says looking concerned.
"N-no! Fattycakes now come with 50% less Sugar! S-so they're healthy for you and still delicious! Y-you can eat them all day! As many as you want and you won't get fat!" Katrina mews sounding sort of hesitant and almost reluctant.
"Woah! Cool!" The little girl says before stuffing one into her face, followed by another and another.
"S-slow down kid..." Katrina stammers sort of quietly, barely audible by the mic.
The Camera then cuts to a strangely zoomed in view of Katrina, clad in annoyingly vibrant colors, sweat and nervousness peppering her face. She nervously holds up a fatty cake before pointing to it. "T-try our new Raspberry Burst flavor! It's so good you'll want to eat them untl... um... you burst!" She says sort of awkwardly.
The camera cuts back to the little girl, leaning back in her chair, her stomach now distended greatly, resting like a titanic beach bag sized water balloon on her lap, her dress stretched to try and contain her overstuffed belly. She groans as she rubs it with one hand, finishing another fatty cake with the other, looking sick. "I-I think I'm going to..." She says sort of nauseously.
It then cuts to the Fatty cakes logo. "Fatty Cakes! There's fat in the name, but you'll stay Thi-What the fuck? There's 26,000 calories in this thing!? How the fuck is that even possible!? Jesus fuck no wonder I'm fat! Little girl stop eating those you're going to die!! SUE THIS COMPANY!"
*CUT*
Comments
Tory Williams
Oh God yes!~
foducool
50% less sugar, 200% more grease
