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Mayjune Rewards 11
🕑 Added 2023-06-14 21:00:03 +0000 UTCBridget chastising a kaiju who’s surprised that such a small girl can yell loud enough for her to hear.
a giant chicken.
Taffy tibberino reporting once again on all the Kaiju expansion or other types of shenanigans throw out the month, every time being a little bit larger after every report, reporting the news has it risks.
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It may not be a normal chicken, but the Cluckadoodle Rex is definitely related to a Chicken.
The Cluckadoodle Rex is a Space Chicken that hatched from an egg that fell to the planet as a meteor from a distant land. The Bunnerians claim that it's a war machine from a different race of aliens far out in the galaxy known as the Cluckadoodle, and that they had been at war for a very long time with this strange race of chickens, however these claims have never been proven. This Cluckadoodle Rex crashed in the ocean near the kingdom of Breastopia over a thousand years ago and laid siege to nearby kingdoms before it was defeated by the Loch Ness Monster and the powerful witch Anaice Maccabre of Bellandia, allowing Nessie to become the Alpha Kaiju.
Now, it lives with other Kaiju on Kaiju Island off the coast of Threebee city. It still fights for dominance and loves encroaching on territory, but mostly sticks to it's own place on Kaiju island unless it gets aggravated or lured out by human interference.
Or if it looks for a mate. And it seems it's recently taken an interest in Super-Megeon and wants to fight her to show that it's a good mate. Much to her annoyance...
Even more annoying is that the First United Christians (F.U.C.) led by the overly religious poodle daughter of the Pieking, have started a new organization to protest against the rampant Kaiju attacks in town and because of it she sees C.O.K. everywhere she goes...
And for anyone wondering. No. They don't realize that Tina works for the company that causes most of the Kaiju attacks... And they also don't know that Big Pharma also pays a lot of money to test new formulae in various Pieking products...
Also we have Taffy Tibberino, reporting on what's going on around here... I wonder what she'll report on next... Hmm..
Comments
Scryer
So vapid little idiots who think the only thing to being Christian is reciting words rather than putting any actual effort into the Faith and lack any understanding of what it is?
onipuck
Do it, bring about the second coming of Gamera
LMAO that really does sum up television...
As someone who knows a lot of Satanists. Satanists are far more Christian than a lot of Christians LMAO. BUT I get exactly what you mean XD. They are... very much modern day Americanized Christians. Hypocritical and often times nonsensical. And no they don't have any idea, they always think they're doing the right thing... (Brigette anyway, Chantelle is more in it to tell people what to do and Tina is there because she does whatever her friends do XD)
Fuck LMAO I laughed out loud on that one. Gamera Christ would be a funny fucking shirt idea.
onipuck
Wait until the second coming of Christ, when he comes back as Gamera
Killer Vossler
Kaiju attacking, angry C.O.K people & a slightly confused reporter, that television for you now what will happen next.
Scryer
I wonder if these bimbos have any idea they're about as Christian as the average satanist?
