June Special Offer is Live!
🕑 Added 2023-06-20 21:57:07 +0000 UTCFree Sethward beach ball for any new patreoner shipped straight to your door! Any tier gets this exclusive merch. Pretend to be a cool talented seal with Sethward the Walrus and attempt to balance this HIGH QUALITY inflatable on your head. Or pop it under your immense weight as you try and balance on top of it. Don't fall off the stage or break your neck, this ball will not save your life. However the beach ball may, in fact, help you finally reach a Simon Cowell, you may even be able to give him a sloppy, slobbery, sweaty hug.
Offer ends at midnight July 1st. Available to any new or current patreoner at any tier. If you are a current patreoner make sure you message me by July 30th and let me know you'd like one sent to you!
Comments
Sethward
You better believe it!
Jennifer Abaroa
Dear ward I can please have onnnnnneeeeee :3 Walrus is my all time favorite hehe
Sethward
Amazing!!! I love it
Ross Travis
We have a beach ball section in Flynn Creek this year. Send me one and we'll use it!!