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Answer sheet from the audiobook contest
🕑 Added 2023-06-15 20:28:29 +0000 UTCFor those that did the contest and wanted to see which ones you guessed right, I've put them all below. I didn't use all of these I don't think, but also didn't want to go back and see what ones I did use so I'm just posting all of them. Also, a quote from Ashley got posted in both rounds of the Necromancer books somehow. Sorry!
HMCN:
“Well I was supposed to give you a message, but ass-face said he couldn’t trust me to get the stupid thing right, and I was like, well, duh, like I’d want to do anything for you anyway. I mean, he cut off my head! What a douche bag.”
Quote from Brooke (page 54)
“So you’re telling me the zoo commissioned you to make a zombie panda in order to avoid a potential international incident.”
Quote from Sam (page 100)
“Chica, I got three little sisters that I used to help get ready for school. Three picky little sisters. I could do this in my sleep. Any real man can French braid a girl’s hair.”
Quote from Ramon (page 192)
“They aren’t trying to kill me. It’s a sedative. Keeps me docile. And I don’t have much of a choice. If I don’t eat, I grow weak and then I die. I’d rather be drugged and strong.”
Quote from Brid (page 231)
“I don’t know what’s up with you guys or your giant, mutant dogs, but I’m willing to swallow some ego if it gets my friend out in one piece.”
Quote from Ramon (page 284)
“Since you’ve leapt from Plumpy’s employee of the month to fancy necromancer –“
Quote from Ashley (page 324)
NTS:
“What kind of moron tries to do that with a bottle of Jäger and a stuffed deer head, anyway?”
Quote from James (page 72)
“Yeah, but I think the computer request was mostly from the Minotaur. The gladiators just wanted to use it to check hockey scores and stuff.”
Quote from Frank (page 129)
“It’s cool, I just didn’t realize you were an eighty-year-old woman. Hey, that’s Tom Selleck! Is this a crossover episode? He looks all Magnum P.I.”
Quote from Ramon (page 149)
“It’s absurd that they think Sam has something to do with it. He’s about as bloodthirsty as a bunny rabbit.”
Quote from Sayer (page 165)
“Since you’ve leapt from Plumpy’s employee of the month to fancy necromancer –“
Quote from Ashley (page 324)
“Life is a series of calculated risks, James. I happen to think that this one is worth it.”
Quote from Douglas (page 200)
“Hasmuk. It is what we call your kind. Roughly translated it means “skittish naked badger.”
Quote from Murray (page 228)
“People always list laugh or cry – why isn’t there ever a vomit option?”
Quote from Sam (page 285)
Firebug
“I can’t imagine how anything this morning could get less humane. It’s so bright in here. Why do you people need so much light? It’s freakish and unnatural.”
Quote by Ezra (page 27)
“I’m sure we can reach some sort of agreement, Mr. Monticello, but you have to tell your house to sit so we can talk it out like civilized—”
Quote by Ava (page 43)
“Ehhhh, you started that sentence with ‘Ryan’ and therefore I already know that the date wouldn’t live up to one with me. That’s not arrogance, it’s fact.”
Quote by Lock (page 148)
“Look, you think we don’t get shit from other weres? Of course we do. They think because we turn into hares that we’re going to be gentle and cute. There’s a difference between domesticated rabbits and hares.”
Quote by Sid (page 190)
“But you need to be careful what opportunity you present to them. Always think what you ask of people, what you’re really asking them to do for you, before you tempt them with it. That goes for weres, and for others, too.”
Quote by Grandma Rose (page 239)
“You were leaving! And you wouldn’t listen! Wouldn’t do what I said.”
Quote by Ryan (page 304)
Pyromantic
“You whine. You bitch and moan and do the woe-is-me thing, and it’s boring. You’re a firebug. So what? Get over it and do your damn job. Nobody is interested in holding your hands as soon as you’re done wringing them.”
Quote by Bianca (page 40)
“Or the time we had to move that entire colony of gnomes across state lines. I, for one, approve of Lock’s new mom car. Obviously I wouldn’t be caught dead owning one myself, but I like that we can transport a body and have enough cup holders for all of us.”
Quote by Ezra (page 75)
“You don’t really need a cleaner if there are no residual spells or anything and no bodies to dispose of. Just a discreet construction crew. Call this number, ask for Felicity. Small crew from our neck of the woods. They won’t be booked out like Mick is right now. They’re not as high-profile. Quick, solid work. Tell her I sent you.”
Quote by Sid (page 140)
“You told her I asked you out and that you said no?” Is that what she told you?”
Quote by Lock (page 158)
“I will get Sylvie to make you an entire batch of whoopie pies if you tell him he’s pretty when he scowls. I bet he’ll really like that.”
Quote by Ava (page 223)
“What? I’ve always wanted to say that. The step on it part, not the houseboat part. That would be weirdly specific. Now drive.”
Quote by Sylvie (page 246)
“They had cod. With wine and butter, I think, and some lemon. And what smelled like asparagus. Why?”
Quote by Olive (page 264)
Curses
“You’re right, of course. I’m hardly worth the trade. What use would I be?”
Quote by Florencia (page 19)
“A mouse wouldn’t get sick in our cabin, a mouse would be preferable at this point. Be the mouse we all know you can be.”
Quote by Kate (page 63)
“Our parents have lied, cheated, and stolen to make sure we all have gifts that are helpful to them, but they themselves are not gifted.”
Quote by Tevin (page 115)
“She doesn’t have a disease that responds in a scientific manner. It’s magic. Godling magic is as stubborn and petulant as they are—it doesn’t like to be circumvented forever. The magic will have its pound of flesh, one way or another.”
Quote by Ellery (page 145)
“I don’t know how you can say things like ‘sensual’ with a straight face.”
Quote by Merit (page 184)
“Diadora is nice. She supports my moat because she loves me, but she’s trying to convince me not to fill it with bears.”
Quote by Willa (page 239)
“I’m not completely sure where that is. The magical place where we belong.”
Quote by Val (page 281)
“I’m always fun. Look at me now. I am a ball of laughs and jollity. A human construct of giddy social merriment.”
Quote by Amaury (page 353)
“The ostrich has been strategically placed. We couldn’t exactly move about with him unnoticed.”
Quote by Kaiya (page 402)
A Little Too Familiar
1. "You're here! And you're bearded now, which is exactly what I expect from anyone coming up from Portland, but I'm going to hug you anyway." (Trick, 32)
2.“That was very thoughtful. Despite her giggling, Van is very sorry. So is Trick.”
Quote by Lou (page 50)
3. “I’m not, but it’s been on my mind all week ever since this lady came in to test an experimental sex toy.”
Quote by Will (page 81)
4. “Why are you poking the kohlrabi? What has it ever done to you?” (Trick, 93)
5. “You keep relying on it like that and my dimple is going to take its own percentage of the tips.” (Noah, 30)
6. “I should have guessed it was false after she said he’d died tragically during a dance competition.” (Declan, 131)
