I’m making a sentient Microwave. What questions should I ask it?
🕑 Added 2021-06-15 15:54:08 +0000 UTCI know this is weird but I need your help LETS GOOO 🌈
Comments
Dear Microwave, do you enjoy the smell of the food we warm up in you? How DO you feel about Hot Pockets?
These are perfect, thanks Isabel :D
uh oh
Do you work for the NSA?
If you were animal, what would you be? Who is your celebrity crush? Are you having a hot girl summer?
Do you ever get hungry? When I reheat something and then forget about it for a long time, do two you make friends, or is it awkward?
beautiful
How do I cook my food evenly or unevenly in you?
Chris Birdman
Can you tell the secret setting between tepid and scalding? (Please?)
Just asked it, he says its like pulling out before (and I quote) "the deed is done" and I was disgusted and amazed
Do you like or dislike it when I open the door 1 second before the timer goes off?
Oooh, the drama!
Do you get jealous when I use the stove?
These are great, thank you for your service HAHA
What's your favorite button for me to press? Do you get lonely when I'm in the living room? Is it possible to prepare a hot pocket with the right temperature? Is it scary for you to make popcorn?
Great one, will ask!
RobotWobot
What is the answer to the ultimate question - of life, the universe and everything?