More Delicious Patreon Perks - Cinema For Cynics! God's Not Dead 1&2!
🕑 Added 2018-05-13 00:06:39 +0000 UTCSome more delicious content for you gluttonous Patrons! The appetizer is a Cynics vs. Cinema of God's Not Dead, originally recorded a few months back for patrons of my new defunct TJ Kirk Patreon.
The main course is a brand spanking new slab of delicious Cynics vs. Cinema God's Not Dead 2 Goodness. It's a dogshit double feature--both horrible God's Not Dead movies torn asunder by your favorite fat neckbeards, Paul and TJ.
Cynics vs. Cinema - God's Not Dead
https://vimeo.com/269396548/a0b4d2fca1
Cynics vs. Cinema - God's Not Dead 2
https://vimeo.com/269395596/a6ef4fd3b3
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Comments
Bubblerider
The Vimeo link for this doesnt seem to be working anymore. Would be interested in seeing it
JDTaylor
Rewatching this again after the latest Deep Fat Fried duel with Hercules vs the Family Ties guy (lol Paul). Classic, thanks guys.
james leazenby
You know what, that duck guy was wrong only Doom is eternal
killspree
♫ god's not dead he's surely alive! ♫
Jonathan
TJ you look like the love-child of Sam Kinison and John Goodman.
Tyler Parmelee
What’s funny about #2 is that in 9th grade I had a fundamentalist biology teacher who would, after teaching a quick obligatory lesson on evolution, shove anti evolution “debunking” propaganda down our throats and have us actively participate in anti evolution assignments that “proved” evolution was bullshit. You know what the school board did? Not a goddamn thing. So the whole legal battle that goes down in #2 is especially hilarious to me.
Duke of Mecklenburg
"Gods not dead, lil billy"-Fredrich Nietzsche, on his death bed(1900, colorized)
dyslexia
My bf and I accidentally watched this thinking it was an atheist documentary, we clearly were drunk and couldn't read the word "not"
Breonna Rice
Am I prejudiced for hating religion and religious people just because they are a thing that exists? I mean I don’t see a Christian person and immediately spit in their face. I’m nice to them and they’re nice to me. I just internally wish religion would perish. I feel like this line of thinking could be dangerous, sort of genocide-esque. But it’s so alluring to my mind. Their destruction seems so delectable. Oh my gosh what a bind I put myself in.
man this patreon just keeps on giving
GodsButtMonkey
All I have to say is GOD'S NOT DEAD! HE IS SURELY ALIVE!
Verminator Studios
That first one physically hurt me and apparently Melissa Joan Hart is in the second one.... childhood crush aborted.
Friendly Vibe
this was funny. also if Gods not dead and there is justice in the world, the car that hit the atheist professor should not have gotten away with a hit and run homicide. stop and exchange info like a good Christian ??
Ignar Husky
I don't know if Vimeo does livestreams. YouTube would fuck them in the ass with a meteorite if they did this on YouTube's livestream
Ignar Husky
SO CRISP!!! SO FRESH!!! This gives me MEANING... To the Rhythm of Life. Praise be the Vegetables, his Apostles, of Tomat, TJ, Paul, and Scotty!
DoomKid
This move is fucking disgusting, I despise it with every fiber of my being.
CampCounselerSteve
Oh wow, going back in time for fat lesbian TJ.
Maplesburg Publishing
I like to watch these Cynics vs. Cinema reviews live. I know the first was old, but can the new ones be live in the future?
Marlin Benson
tomat = tomat, you fuck
Oliver Edward Morgan
Paul and TJ 1000% clapped cheeks after both of these. Just a good ole fashioned friendly hate fuck to decompress.
Mark Kok
Btw very entertaining vids guys
Herostratus
CREATE A SATIRE OF A CHRISTIAN PROPAGANDA FILM, T.J. AND PAUL! That is such a brilliant idea.
Mark Kok
Whats with the fucking coughing baby lung passies
PhoenixBB
I watched this movie and agreed with it when it came out(I was only 13 give me a break). But clearly it was shit propaganda because I became an atheist a few months later.
Fabian Molls
Am I the only one who has broken Links?
AnEnthusiasticKoala
You have blessed this hungry Koala, much respect. ESSKEETIT
The Stargazer
How did you guys not realise that the preacher guy was the "Scotty? Jesus, man." guy?
OothecaPickle
tomat = orange
ultrasound700
TJ looks gross without the beard.
Oliver Edward Morgan
Baby faced TJ is Michael Moore. Fact.
Billy Goate
Thank the lord god almighty! TJ & Paul's riffing on God's Not Dead I was the funniest shit I've ever seen, especially the conclusion. Can't wait to check out 2~! You guys are awesome!
Garfieldus
ye
Bigness
Hope so
Kristofer Foster
oh, this is gonna be good....
Thanks :D
Officer Jarpis
I love all you fat bastards
Kurly Q
you spoil us good sir.
Daymon(FAT NOBODY)
TJ is GOD!
Justin Gay
a double feature of my favorite show you guys do....but Gods Not Dead....not sure I can stomach those movies lol
therobotchicken
Dammit, I'm not gonna have time to watch these until tomorrow.
Garrett R
This is gonna be good.
Helly Selznick
Is the DFF show still happening tonight?
Angel_Guts
HOLY SHIT I LOVE YOU BIG OBESE MOTHERFUCKERS
BlackGuyTv
My body is ready!!
Peter Adamson
I loove alllll of youuu
The Knowledge Nut
Holy Shit, Christmas came early
sean dunphy
Good shit