ATTENTION ALL PATRONS!
🕑 Added 2018-04-15 23:14:56 +0000 UTC
We have made a major update to this Patreon, and we invite you all to check out our patron page to see all of the changes being made!
If you're too lazy to do that, here's a recap: You will no longer only be getting 4 (or 5) Deep Fat Fried episodes a month. You will also be getting a private episode of TJ Kirk's show Abandon Hope, a private episode of TJ and Paul's Cynics vs. Cinema, and several private Highdeology streams.
You don't have to change a thing. You pay no more money. You just get more stuff. Good deal, right?
Comments
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Ryan
I know deals, and this is a good deal!
Yishai Ben Yakov-Leib
Love these guys. Paul's Ego, TJ, & his bro Scotty makin comedy, commentary, argument & experiment from the stable non-Racist, non-sexist heart of Troll Culture. Their stuff is hilarious, unique, informative & irreverent. I predict they will be YOOOGE. I highly recommend listening & supporting this smorgasbord of awesome. Support em with whatever ya can.
Helly Selznick
Alternate name for Flash Fried - TPS Report (then audio clip of) What the fuck does that mean?
Helly Selznick
Just hopped in this bitch. Love ya, TP&S!
defialpro
love it
Grandmaster_Quaze
Scammer Situation Seal officially cleared from your record. Well done.
Justin Gay
Well I was thinking of becoming a cynics patron anyway :p
Chandler Gibbens
You should make a list of future ideas and show it prospective guests, so they could pick one they are interested in. If this show has any plans to bring guests on.
Emma K Young
I got a patreon for this show! Can't wait for all this. DFF is really entertaining, and it caters to my inner pessimist. Love it! They should do a show on Discordianism. It was the flying spaghetti monster before the flying spaghetti monster. it's got drugs, weird religious beliefs, cynicism, and it's strangely relevant even though it was written in the 60s. Kinda a cult-y thing too.
Artur Vogt
perfect
Yellow Curdled Ropes
Just became a patron a couple days ago and that sounds great!
Ultra_Jerky
Nice stuff you hot fudge fuckers!
Kristofer Foster
damn guys, thanks!
Xinic5
I don't want more for my money! SCAMMERS!
JoeyDigChair
I love how you guys are defined by your clinical depression
Matthew Stephans
Dude I was a patron for CFC and this so you're just saving me money and that's awesome guys, even when you're going through so much shit. You guys rock, sorry to hear about your house.
Officer Jarpis
You guys are too kind <3
Gemma Hutchison
Hell ya
S Chattey
I feel sorry for DP. I love ben i think of all the peasants he represents me best in terms of personality, but I just dont enjoy dp any more, DFF is where its at for me. I wish ben would join dff!
Marlin Benson
UNBAN ME FROM HIGHDEOLOGY I DID NOTHING WRONG
GC1931
Damn, way better than DP’s Patreorn.
Peter Adamson
I mean, this is awesome and all but jesus christ I'm only paying $5. I was hooked with the value of $5 for 4 shows of DFF nevermind all this extra shit
Turd Sucker
sweet
Mike Mad River Mad Man Hawk
I haven't had a new podcast download for 19 days on my player. Is there something I need to change?
just pledged
Ash Farther
I don't #believe this shit. How could you give me more stuff for the same money. I demand that you take it back. Or not, that's you guys. I'll watch it if you post it here.
Austin Ettinger
Pissimist Productions trying to give us more content to scam us out of our 5 dollars
CampCounselerSteve
Holy fucking shit. This is amazing! You guys are GODS!
Work
Justin Bain
This change removes at least 3 vanilla ices from you guys. Congrats
You fat fucks finally doing something right
scam
Mic-e B
Fuck YouTube. Patreon till we die. I say make stupid article roasts on your main channel n keep up with the extensive content. I miss your days of reviewing the teen magazines.
Timothy Hamilton
Dopeeeee
Drew Cannon
Good shit. Thanks a lot, guys!!!
Adam D
Damn you guys are killing it! This 5$ = Get everything system is waaaay better than the one from dp, and encourages people to hop on board.
Yishai Ben Yakov-Leib
Pessimist Productions, eh? The glass is half full OF ABYSSAL VOID! Thanks for the extras. Ya asskickers don't stop. Cain't stop. Woahn't stahp...
Great! I was worried I was making a mistake not using this money to go to gym but now I see I made right choice!
Kevin Mogg
Awesome! Keep delivering gentlemen.
Sev Obzen
Sounds good to me.
Keleficent
Giving us more for same amount? Scammers!
simon
Nothing changes for me - happy to know Paul and Scotty are well looked after as well.
Jack of Tears
I was supporting TJ for 5 bucks a month on his other Patreon so it's no great burden to move my support to this page. I hope this kicks off hard for your guys because you deserve it.
Any chance at getting a DFF of Anton LaVey?
Yaas!!! I’m a fan. Not mad about this one bit!! But I feel like I’m stealing for just 5$ But keep it up guys!! Y’all keep
Brian
Do a fart.
Oratoracle
THIS IS THE BEST DEAL! BIG AND BEAUTIFUL! WE ARE SEEING SO MANY GREAT IMPROVEMENTS TO OUR VALUE! KEEP DFF GREAT! AS WELL AS OTHER CHANNELS!
Phillip Te Moananui
Great stuff guys
Hell yeah!
OOH FREE SHIT! i love you all
PixelCrusader
Still chasing that Douglas Walker dream, T.J.?
PixelCrusader
Oho, rebranding
CuddlyMuffin
Yeah, fuck youtube.
Arielle
So worth it
Jazmin Magdaleno
Yes!
sounds good to me!
Big Gulps, huh
I'm worried and suspicious about all this consolidation. Should I be? :(
TheMedsPeds
NEAT
Marlin Benson
Unban me from highdeology. I did nothing wrong dammit!
Dawson
Awesome.
Andrew Ault
YAY!
Jason Pashen
I was alarmed then relieved. Best post all year.
Frederick Borrell
DFF>DP all day
Frederick Borrell
DFF>DP all day
Vladamir Dracula
Okay so what I'm getting is pessimist productions is now essentially the company or studio that all of these shows come from being tj Paul and scotty...I'm with it as long as all the other brands stay the same
Breonna Rice
Nice ⭐️
Cody Martins
Fuck yeah. The changes are fuckin great
DYLAN THOMPSON
Y'all better start working on a contingency plan for YouTube. They're not going to rest until the site is all unboxing videos, makeup tutorials and Logan Paul antics.
Dustin Thomas
The name sucks. DFF was better. Might as well kill myself. Goodbye all. I'm gorn.
William Mullinax
Fuck yeah. Thanks guys!
fernanrx182
Pessimist Productions? LOL thanks guys. We love ya.
Matthew Lee
Are all TJ/Paul properties now under the monicer of Pessimist Productions? I like it
Cory Cashatt
Liiit. :D
mega
why didn't you rebrand to scammer productions
Great guys, thanks for keeping us posted! You're fucking awesome my dudes! 😎🤘
Erick Sierra
Holy shit this is badass
Bohden
Fuck yes.
TheWolfGuardians
Sounds good
John Towery
We're going to have such wonderful fun!
PosterNutbag
This is awesome, thanks for the extra content you beautiful bastards.
Vlad Vasylevskyi
Will you set up a separate channel for those? I've got late for the start of last 2 dff streams 'cause patreon decided that I'd need a notification email half an hour after the start =/
Jason Moore
As a lazy person I am deeply offended by this update. I call for a strike of some kind!
Marc Geener
This has “Scam” written all over it. I’m in.
FROM THE MIND OF MINOLTA
Nice, more content I liked before without having to pay more, unsubscribed
Paulzuzu's_Ego
Yah, thanks. You're my favorite fat faggot pieces of shit.
Big Dumpy
This all sounds really good but where's that goddamn RV trip TJ, scammer situation.
koolmin23
Nice!
Cameron
Lazy do-nothing scammers!
Nicholas Montano
Awesome sauce!
Eat a fart, dan
danielg603
Sounds scam-ish... somehow
Kanye West
I’m down for this!