Who has a better beard?

Travis Lucas

It's well seasoned.

Brad White

Paul’s Beard is Full of Salt!

Tez

Paulwashers are in full force I see.

Randall Goetz

Team Paul. Can we culturally appropriate the "salt life" thing? Long live Paul.

Delayed

he's too insignificant to deserve a beard as resplendent as Paul's

Owen Grossman

Tj can’t even compete with the almighty Paul’s beard, Paul’s beard is large and luscious and beautiful, Tj’s doesn’t get like Paul’s ever from my recollection

Mark Buckley

TJ kinda looks like a Muslim or Amish with his beard. Not a huge fan of the no tache beard. Just imho

How is this even a question? Tj's beard looks like shit

Taylor Elise Kirk

Scotty has a beard too so... 🤷🏻‍♀️

Joseph Joyce

I like the no stache look! I rock a chinstrap myself :) #nostache

Simon

I liked the Werewolf TJ, this amish shit needs to go away

Xinic5

Guys with a beard and no mustache is just a weird look. But I get why TJ does it, his fat ass doesn't want to get food and drinks in it... lol

george

Honestly if I could say both, i would pick both but since I can only pick one I pick TJ because i did the style and that it makes his lower face look more square

SomeRandomCanadian

Paul may have a bigger beard but Tj's beard is thicker and better trimmed so he gets the point.

Skeptical Jesus

Paul's is Bushier, but TJ's is less pubic

queefspeak

Both their beards are crispy with cum anyway....

Manuel Siefert

You guys are delusional. I also wanted to say Paul, but then I realised that it was bc I sympathise more with him. TJ does have the real beard, though!

ProEbola

Have to go with Paul. Paul’s beard is distinguished. It has personality. It’s like Nick Nolte on his chin. Paul’s beard has a vocabulary and drinks aged whisky. It’s wild, eclectic and should be worthy of a namesake. Segmento’s arch-rival.

Michael Buonomo

From a true paulisher: GET REKT TJKAFANS

Michael Hursh

Paul. TJ's beard is the beard of a man who is inconvenienced by it. Paul's beard is that of a proud man that revels in his facial hair.

Marcus Smith

If TJ had the stache he'd win no doubt. His Beard has actual shape and structure to it. Paul just looks homeless.

Ben Hogue

TJ would definitely win if he didn't shave the stache, because that's honestly the most impressive part of his beard. Paul's beard is kinda ugly and scraggly, but at least he has the stache.

10baseballdmo

Paul finally has a win

106

Hands down Paul, but I do like how long TJs mustache gets at the ends.

Daymon(FAT NOBODY)

TJ's beard is 🔥

Isaac Black

TJs would be better if he’d stop doing Amish shit to it

Brad with the biceps

Is the show ever up yet???

NaughtyMouth

U gey

Erick Sierra

Neither James Harden

DanFan

Have to admit... Paul has the better beard. Love ya' TJ but I'd be lying. Still... not a bad beard.

Mdxfiend

Not even close. Tj looks terrible with that amish shit on his face

Gabby Curran

Paul's beard looks like it has woodland creatures living in it. #growamustacheTJ

Brian Douglas

Paul has the better overall beard, but TJ's mustache kind of offsets that when it's grown out

Lane Kennedy

TJicophants BTFO

Morden Is Alive

Paul's beard is a giant puff of homelessness.

LucyLightfang

But seriously, Paul

Firefly should've been cancelled sooner

I voted TJ, but if Pauls was trimmed and groomed a bit more he would win for sure.

LucyLightfang

Choose all that apply? BOTH!

Sev Obzen

As if that's a serious question.

Alyssa Monet Mason

Paul

Officer Jarpis

Paul...

NaughtyMouth

Is this even a contest?

scotty.