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COMMENTARY: MISTY GREEN SKY

🕑 Added 2019-01-07 00:01:56 +0000 UTC

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philhalo66

they said their vimeo account was suspended. i assume they were forced to private them to get it back or this is just the error when trying to watch videos from suspended accounts. i hope they upload the audio from them atleast.

Andrew Røre

Anyone else getting "private video you do not have permission to watch"?

a Glass of Milk (rmhj01)

This Movie made me appreciate the Starship Troopers animated sequels, which undoubtly are dogshit

Paul's Bill Clinton gets me every time

Weidman

What does god need with a starship?

Dr. Shit

this was painful to watch, i couldn't complete it

Video Gamers Oasis

It reminded me of the animation from Canadian 90's TV Show, Re-Boot. It sort of had a Sci-Fi Gnostic Christian plot, like Dark City and The Truman Show...

Curtis

The human models aren't even terrible, they just need better textures, better animations, competent rigging, and to be contextualized in decent lighting. That weird chest-pulsating? That was this monkey of an animator trying to make her breathe... yea......

Curtis

2016? UE4 is a thing; You have no excuse for your movie looking THIS bad!

I can't say I didn't find this all very entertaining.

I was thinking the same thing the whole time

Looks like beta footage for a Fallout game

Fucking abysmal.

A Davidson

never thought I'd see a cyberman playing piano on top of a gorilla.

Matt Schilling

This is clearly a social commentary on the story of Typhoid Mary

there is a niche genre of bad 3D porn, the quality is about equal to this, but it consists mostly of 5-15min clips... WAY better choice to whatch that and not this "movie"

Oliver Zinn

yes

Awesomehardcorebadass69

Your plothole has not meaning.

Restitutor Orbis

Like Beast Wars graphics 20 plus years later lol.

Brad The Patreorn

You guys missed the biggest fuck up of the whole piece of shit movie, the girl asks that guy in the first 5 minutes whats past the green mist and he answers with Uhhhhh dont go near that old village bitch!!! Like wtf is that? She didnt even ask abot that! This plot didnt even have to exist and the retards who made this shit couldnt even think of a plot reason to make her go to the old village

Neebsz

I would upgrade to 10$ if you guys reviewed a movie every week

Samuel Hammond

Yes less caved in head 2004 liberal political analysis and more reviews!

Samuel Hammond

More bad movie reviews And less caved in head political analysis.

daniel schmitt

Cinema for Cynics is always my favorite content put out by you guys. Paul is a great movie reviewer. But until today i didn't realize how much i also enjoy watching him being tortured by bad cinema.

Tacki Kawabata

You know it's bad when Paul starts bringing up Manatee references

McHitler

I deserve money for watching this.

Morden Is Alive

Paul's depression is the poison arrow aimed at the heart of civilization.

Oliviamancer

If you guys think THIS is bad check out a movie called "Where The Dead Go To Die". It's absolute cancer.

Jane'e Taylor

After watching this through, I agree with Paul. I'd rather have watched the Mario Brothers movie. Compared to this abortion of a 'film', it's a goddamned masterpiece.

Jean the Baptiste

You think that the patrons are so stupid, but we’re not but ... we are.

Lydell

I legit watched this three times lol. It's so bad and this also so good. Please do more bahahahaah

VioLENTpreechR

This pleases me beyond words. I watched about 20 mins of this when I first got Prime video and couldn't power through it. But you guys made this so much better. Wonderful time. Please do more of these

Mark Sweeney

worst movie ever

Bacon Baron

Okay. There's got to be a 'director's cut' of this somewhere where the main chick is naked wherever she goes. "..she's got some great, dick suckin lips.. but she smiles like a chimp."

justin Brown

This is something I would never have watched without you three.

Alexander Grimnir

This is the scariest kind of movie. It's like a window to the mind of an insane 15 year old.

Martin Duplessis

This film is pure poetry. What cemented my appreciation of this masterpiece is Erik Satie's music in the generic.

wow this is inteligent

Javier Galloza

This movie is amazing. Why didn't it win a golden Grammy award????? This should have been all over in theaters.

Tommy Freeboy

why?

Destroyman

I'd love to see you guys do more reviews of shitty cartoons, might I suggest the animated Titanic movies? And yes, there are several of them.

Miss Sophie Lilith

I killed myself laughing at this. Then I reviewed it on Amazon. In your face, Jack Foster.

anyone else notice the scaly dog has a righteous set of gonads

Talisen Amell

Ok here are a few thing I noticed Cybermen - dr. who, alien powerlifter - alien, the scouter - DBZ,

106

Oh my god. So bad.

Elizabeth Ann Duffy

Guys, you just don't understand sci-fi fashion. They weren't inconsistent thong/panties/shorts. It's a highly scientific garment that adjusts it's structure according to the wearer's need - cause booty shorts can sometimes be too constricting when you're running through a seizure cave.

Connor

This is clearly all the evidence we need to prove there is no god

Dustin Conklin

More movie reviews please

Raeinok

Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within

Vela Hart

That movie was proof that stage 5 cancer is real.

John Roso

I am not getting that time in my life back.

MoppyPuppy

I can actually appreciate that, I relate it to anytime during my childhood when I tried to make First Person Shooter mods and how much time and effort I put into it just to come out with something laughable.

Jack of Tears

"Yogurt water"? Thank you, Scotty.

Brad White

Laughed my Ass off guys, Great work!

justhello

fuck YES. I think i suggested a breen production for a video a while back. You're not alone. And pretty soon We Will All Be Here. . . . . Now

Is this fallout 76?

Gabby Curran

Please, please, PLEASE do a Neil Breen movie for the next movie commentary. It's a goldmine of movies so shitty they blow your mind

damien glenn

fucking jack foster made an account on here.

DanFan

Wow... this is made me laugh and sad at the same time... o.o

Bo Prince

I liked it. Very beautiful movie that is light years ahead of its time

damien glenn

Guys, I finally figured out how to fix Scotty's mic. Just fucking unplug it.

Clyde Frog

This was fucking hysterical. Watching those PS2 titties bounce was quite funny. Masturbatory fantasy, along with delusional self written reviews. What a find TJ! This is Neil Breen levels of shit.

damien glenn

god vimeo is shit.

triffgits

"total fallout ripoff" that's robby the robot that the protectrons are inspired by, scotty.

Garrett R

It looks like a Second Life Machinima.

Heather Squidz

Someone took the time to make a low quality pornhub animation into this...

Aaron Primack

at 19:30 you guys just dont understand the brilliant mind of this kid. the gorilla holding the stage is a metaphor for the lesser evolved form of conscious beings, holding up the next phase of evolution, and AI sees us as apes.