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Flash Fried 9/26/2018

🕑 Added 2018-09-27 02:05:25 +0000 UTC

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BIG BOY AYOO

why are these patron exclusive now wtf

Zero Divisor

I'm manspreading while I'm watching this.

Matt Schilling

Bachman missed her true calling as an anally ravaged milf

Martin Duplessis

An Ax-rich Flash Fried, well done.

Connor

Axe bar? Yeah, that sounds like us. Kinda weird it's in posh ass Auburn Heights though. Ya'll ever been to Michigan TJ,Paul, Scotty? BTW a billboard saying the water is poison is accurate in Flint.

Dude, glenn beck looks like colonel sanders.

CampCounselerSteve

What the fuck did you just fucking say about the Kaiser, you little bitch? I'll have you know Scotty graduated top of his class in the Navy Seals, and has been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and he has over 300 confirmed kills. Scotty is trained in gorilla warfare and Is the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to Kaiser Scotty but just another target. he will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about Scotty over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak he is contacting his secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. Scotty can be anywhere, anytime, and can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with his bare hands. Not only is Scotty extensively trained in unarmed combat, but he also has access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. Kaiser Scotty will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

a regular guitarist

Scotty is fucking annoying. Does he not have any other way to contribute to the show other than being annoying? Deep Fat Fried content would be much better without him. Long live Paul and TJ!

47bagsofchips

someone's got tiny testis

JJ321

Screw man spreaders. They affect men too. I don't want some bloke's leg all rubbing up on my leg.

Oliver Edward Morgan

I want clips instead, phaggots. >:(((((

PixelCrusader

Lot of salt over these clips...

timic83

Flash fried coming sooner is always appreciated!

Rants n rambles

I keep my legs out not because of my balls but because some seats are a little short and I feel like my legs aren’t getting good circulation when they are cramped. It’s a very mild pain but definitely a discomfort.

Kevin Mogg

I feel respected.

Bo Prince

Lemon Shunk burning on the pen and some Mountain Dew. Ready

SammieSomething

Earlier in the episode, I was literally reading that Flordia Man story on my phone while listening to the Flash Fried. While reading I was thinking to myself "I wonder if they'll cover this one tonight?" lol

Rants n rambles

Please do a review of AA’s the big book ch4 “we agnostics”. I’m doing a report in school and this may be the worst defense of god I’ve ever read.

Brian

Thank you sirs

Kingzilla

Was gonna end my patronage for a while. Flash fried coming at a decent time might have swayed me.

AnotherAgnostic

Finland doesn't have tests or grades.

Brhett Friedrich

Why you hate the Scottism. It's a treasure dude.

Dark Nook

Jesus christ can scotty not go 2 minutes with out mumble rupting the flow of the show with a stupid attempt at a devil's advocate argument? It's like listening to Andre the Giant with tourette syndrome try to rap a dis track.