VIRGINITY = DEEP FAT FRIED

Spartan

If you have to tell people in comments then it probably didn't happen. And still hasn't hweeze

Edvard Lundgren

That's... genious.

Edvard Lundgren

It's extremely obvious that he is lying.

Edvard Lundgren

They are men, so, yes.

Edvard Lundgren

Thats a yikes on that last part.

Banjo

I'm listening at work and a kid literally just walked in with a "Virginity Rocks" shirt.

Omar

lost at 16. have never fucked a girls who was a virgin. at 16 i fucked a 15 year old chick who had already fucked.

Douglas Effdeman

Jeez, bored after 10 minutes. I ain't satisfied unless it lasts at least 20. I do like a good quickie now and then, but generally I like to drag it out.

lost and found

when girls rape dudes with their vaginas, it's always funny

killspree

scotty's virginity story was both hilarious and heartbreaking.

Abe Calvillo

Are we just gonna ignore the fact that tj and scotty got raped

Yorkshire_Tea_innit

Dont believe the Stevie. I think he and his girl made a pact to say they did, but didnt actually do it. Reason being, 2 virgins having sex is never that easy.

Nerez

After i lost my virginity to my girlfriend at the time, i told three other girls i still was a virgin and wanted my first time to be with a good friend like her. worked every time. i know that's kinda fucked, but by god was the sex good :'D

Christopher Snyder

Mine was at a music festival at a college. I joined my friend and we were staying at his friends room. She kidded him out of his bed because the floor was to small to fuck on.

Mel Blanc

I remember listening to Paul's bullshit story on one of his earlier answers videos.

I raped Jesus in his tomb

I, like most DFF viewers, am a virgin in my 20s

Gabe Webb-Johnson

Stevie is a mad cunt

Emma Talley

oh my god, tj and scotties stories are so tragic, lol.

Natasha Randall

Scotty's story was the best! 😂

nicholas cross

“I’M CALLIN’ NOW BAYBEH!”-Paul Haha

Helly Selznick

I really want to hear the "losing your gay virginity" stories. Fuck, I know mine was a bad one.

DjBlue

I virginity is still in tackt! I must protect it like gold!

spaceSuicide

I was a member on the Heirophant/MMUSA and I know who you’re talking about TJ. :p

Clyde Frog

Great story Ela! It was a funny and interesting read. At least your first TWO times having sex werent ruined by your "friends" running in with cameras. Like old school cameras though haha, it was like 2000, so no smartphones yet.

Ela Nightshade

I lost my virginity to my high school boyfriend when I was fifteen and he was seventeen. We had been dating for about two months and we had fooled around before (mostly me doing stuff to him, I was a bit squeamish). For some reason I felt the need to fuck him even though I couldn't take getting fingered even. So he's driving me home from school and I turn to him at some point and I say, "We should have sex." He turns to me and says, "What?" I repeat, "We should have sex, I want to have sex with you." He kind of laughs nervously and says, "I don't know." And I ask him because he’s a virgin too, "Do you not feel ready? Because I don't want to do it if you're not comfortable." He then, of course, says, “No. No! I really want to have sex with you, but I don’t think you’re ready.” I ask him why he thinks that and he tells me, “You can’t even take two fingers inside of you; I don’t think you’re ready for my penis.” This was totally true, because my boyfriend was hung. He was seven inches hard, reasonable girth, it was a lot of dick to take for a virgin. But my brain, filled with cock lust decides, if he stretches me out with his dick, it will probably make fingering better. So I tell him, “I want to fuck you. I think we should fuck. I’m ready.” He doesn’t argue with me any further and we cook up a plan. We decide that during an early dismissal that week we were going to go have sex at his house because his mom would be at work and we didn’t have to be at play practice until 3:30. So I get in his car and he stops at this gas station, called Freedom, to buy condoms. Misstep number two in this whole debacle is that he buys magnum condoms. He, reasonably, thinks that his cock is too big for normal condoms because the national average cock size is around five inches. This is completely false, if you have a larger than average penis, chances are you can use a normal condom. Magnum condoms are for men who have fucking monster cocks. So, we drive back to his house and we go to his room and immediately start going at it, but things quickly go wrong. He can’t figure out how to get the condom on correctly, it is clearly too big, I’m getting impatient and I’m trying to not puss out. It’s a mess. So he finally figures it out, it’s still obviously too big, but he lines his cock up with my pussy and tries to slowly inch his way into me as soon as he is barely in me, I try to push him off. It hurt too much, it was too much dick. We try a few more times to no avail, so he just ends up jerking off on my tits. I apologize to him, he apologizes to me. And we still love each other. About a month later, we try again. I can take getting fingered now, and I think I can take cock now too. So, we’re alone at his house in his room, we’re getting hot and heavy and he starts fucking me with a properly fitting condom and I’m liking it, not loving it, but what do you expect, we both have no sexual experience. After he finishes, he pulls out and rests for a minute, he’s panting and sighing, he turns to me and asks me if I finished. I honestly tell him that I didn’t and he then gets back on top of me and starts sucking my nipples and fingering me again and eventually I do finish. However, during this fuck session his oldest brother, who lives with him and his mom, comes home to get something that he left in my boyfriend’s room. So, he texts him at some point to ask him to stop fucking me for ten seconds to try to find it. Then followed by another text that says that he found it in his own room. And I am so embarrassed because I am very loud during sex and he heard me getting fucked, so I can’t look him in the eyes for like a year. After my boyfriend drives me home and he gets back to his house, he goes back down into the basement where his room, his brother’s room, and his little nerd cave is, kind of trying to avoid his brother. But his brother immediately comes out of his room and says, “So, you had sex?” And my boyfriend goes, “Yeah.” His brother, kind of trying to be a role model of some sort, asks, “You, um, you used a condom, right?” My boyfriend replies, “Yeah, of course, we were safe.” His brother then goes, “Cool, cool.” And drops the façade of responsible role model and goes, “Nice, high five man.” Slaps my boyfriend’s hand awkwardly and goes back into his room. And that’s the beautiful, long ass story of how I lost my virginity. You’re welcome Deep Fat Fried patrons. I didn’t have to tell you, but I did.

Guthrie Stafford

I’ve never seen Scotty without his sunglasses before. He is beautiful. No wonder Spawn couldn’t help herself.

I do not believe stevie at all. No one tells a sex story like that.

Justin Gay

I got lucky, my fake Virginity loss actually was similar to the real one. So It was easy to just blend the lie into reality. Also I want to believe Stevie, I mean who hasn't fucked someone after watching Commando? lol

Carly Marie

lol why? Its a real word.

Miss Sophie Lilith

Why?

Jkinfo

Paired along with Stevie's history of lying and the fact that his story is full of vague details, I can't say I believe him. He may not be a virgin but this story sounds like a fib

kiefsaurus

"10 minutes is the max I would like that shit to last." Foreplay is usually a 10-20 minute endeavor. Clearly different depending on who you are, but I agree that actual fucking shouldn't be a project, lol.

Samuel Hammond

Dude Stevie is still a virgin

Regan Thompson

Stevie’s face during TJs whole sex story is so fucking incredulous XD

Luke Sega

Wait, Paul is disliked? Paul is usually the life of the show, he's a showman and he makes most episodes way more entertaining.

Jellyfish 🪼

where the hell is the paul and tj watch pokemon the first movie? I can't find it anywhere!

Phil Oliver Hoels

Paul Dumb, he don't think good.

Rinpoo

If only we could get a DFF about terrible relationships in this style. I absolutely loved the stories and the way this episode was presented.

Oliver Zinn

Um Paul's story contradicts his old answer videos specificaly the waylen story and the virginity story. in the original he claimed he fooled his freinds for a year and then conffesed because he was guilty about it. Also durring his original virginity stroy the "fuck your brains" quote was said after they hugged and paul was nervouse. Then when paul came home she went to his house let herself in throughe pauls wndow door and then fucked him. The new version is different. Typically liars change their lies over time pauls virginity is fake!

Chris X

This one is going to hurt for a lot of people

Edvard Lundgren

In this episode: 4 stoners get too high to finish the episode and cut it short. The episode is funny regardless.

DanFan

lolz TJ jizzed in Scotty's bed... XD Oh god...!

no u

I still want to hear tj and paul's gay virginity stories.

I am still a virgin. I can't wait to finally get some dick.

Clyde Frog

Sorry man.

Brad with the biceps

hey man, sometimes them fat asians is good bangin'

Brad with the biceps

this is probably one of my favorite episodes. It was was awesome as fuck. #believiethestevie

John Morris

I lost my virginity like a month ago to an Amsterdam prostitute

Teddy Spaghetti

I've been a virgin for 35 years. It's not a problem for me.

Marcus Joseph Soto

I remember watching a video a long ass time ago, maybe on DP, where TJ mentioned how he lost his virginity to some hoe in a tunnel at a jungle gym and that afterwards he immediately regretted it cuz his first time wasn't special. But if that's the fake story then idk why he told it when I heard it since the apparent true story sounds way more interesting

Marcus Smith

"ELUCIDATE ME"?? PAUL'S A FUCKING RETAAAARRRDD

Oliver Zinn

Paul you were the greatest peasent and now you are the greatest deep fat fry cook.

Carly Marie

Well what a scam. This episode sucked.

Ryan Gondek

Wait. Middle eastern/Mexican mix. Drama class. Is Paul trying to get us to think he banged Salma Hayek?

Tommy Freeboy

HAHA. scotty wins

Tommy Freeboy

I tried to fuck a FAT Asian. Could not even get it up.

Tommy Freeboy

I'm just here for the shelf talk.

Aaron Young

Paul is great, fuck you all

Dan Childers

Is that thumbnail a picture of Paul from the 90's?

Misha

Those virgins are late lol

19... after graduation. I was late.

Titus Cesarz

Is the archive site up by any chance ?

El Barto

I had no idea as a gay man losing my virginity to a female would bring me such shaaame.

Peyton Bidwell

22 still a virgin. 👍

Christopher Cedeno

Just became a virgin today

Ceph

I'm still a virgin

Pengmaeda

Finally. Ok setting my alarm.

Aleks G.

$5 patrons and plebs=deep fat fried

Oratoracle

Didn't lose my virginity until 24.

Tommy Freeboy

23 still virgin. lol.

Vela Hart

DFF Subscribers = DEEP FAT FRIED

Joseph

Lost mine at 16

DonnySlime

Finallly! A DFF about ME!!

Sev Obzen

Always excited when just the title makes me laugh.