THIS IS NOT FLASH FRIED!
🕑 Added 2019-07-03 23:34:37 +0000 UTCWhilst Paul visits the mythical land of Madera, California we decide not to do Flash Fried. We'd like to announce a special episode of DFF Scotty vs Stevie drinking contest coming this month live only on Patreon!
Question for Patrons: What should happen to the loser of the drinking contest?
Comments
Isaac
dam man ... i was fatter than TJ ... i was 364 ... fuck me im glad im losing weight im at about 266 now
Isaac
hahaha scotty was totally right! stevie did end up throwing up
Marcus Smith
So did they do an update on the drinking contest? It's been over a month.
Gianni Paolucci
THE LOSER GETS DEEP FAT FRIED
Josef Kosik
Crucifixion upside down on Monday night television
R. BUDD DWYER
I miss paul :(
KOHP111
...and than they talk about Trump and go off the rails :*D
Tokyo Gay Bar
And they must be present for the episode
Tokyo Gay Bar
Loser gets their own DFF episode. Hour an a half going over their worthless pathetic lives
Dumplin Man
Loser has to drink
The Mollusk Rising
Audio link, please!!!!
Dan Childers
Make Stevie go to Scottie's pot roast dinner
Austin
The loser cooks out for the winner for several weeks, and the winner may chose to go or not, and determines the guest list. (Loser might end up cooking for no one)
Pankerpan
Make Stevie the fourth DFF, DEEPER FATTER FRI’ER
Michael McDonell
The loser must face thier biggest fear! Or dance around like a monkey while wearing a fez and a vest, either works.
Gangstagrizle
those personified cockroaches sound like cool motherfuckers to hang with
Kajuskazkas
The loser has to drink a pint of TJ patented "Wake up juice".
Taylor De Grace
Mm by
Jaseeka Rawr
😂 Some water, plus pickle juice or Gatorade. Need hydration & electrolytes. Hearing his special juice recipe made me gag, even while (mostly) sober. 😩🤣
Jaseeka Rawr
He actually made me laugh a couple of times. (I say that kind of surprised because he seems pretty shy.) He had some zingers. Bring him back. 😊 Also the virginity episode was fun with him.
Jaseeka Rawr
Omg 😂🤣😆
Tito Manfredo
You should have called this episode 'The Young Kirks' and made Scotty wear a wig and be super indignant and hypocritical about everything.
Ryan Lloyd
Loser gets pageboy haircut for a month
Trazyn the Infinite
The loser needs to eat Swedens national dish 'surströmming'.
Mr. Big Stuff
I'm down for that
Canadian Attack Moose
Stevie loses, Stevie scam special episode. Scotty loses, Scotty dissection special. The Stevie episode is self explanatory, for Scotty it could be a dissection by TJ, Paul and even Stevie on Scotty attack strategy, his bullshit and his rage-filled antics. He may not be fried but grilling him on that would be hilarious. Could even have a running poll of how long till Scotty melts down and walks out.
Canadian Attack Moose
If Stevie loses they could just do the mythical Stevie episode where he gets deeply fried for each of his pathetic failed scams.
nihilgeist
Make Stevie eat Rocky Mountain Oysters.
Sebastian
The loser has to hand wash the winners car in in a speedo with nothing but a bucket of soapy water and a sponge
Sebastian
Who ever wins has to finally fist Paul
Sebastian
That's lame as fuck. That's even more lame than the bet Stevie and Scotty came up with themselves
Sir Drinkalot
Is Paul over in Lancaster killing seagulls?
Bear
Where the shit is the audio link
Fred Funkledunk
If Stevie loses: 2 bananas up the ass, or 1 in the ass and 1 in the dickhole. If Scotty loses: Must burn all adidas products on camera and replace with a rival brand (Nike, puma, etc). If both vomit easily, they must make vomit angels in their most expensive suits. Take it or leave it you scamming butt fucking faggots! Put my $5 to good use!
Loser has to hand wash the winners car and do a good job.
Brian Douglas
They should be tarred and feathered and paraded publically
loser has to post his dick on pornhub. paul loses
SomeRandomCanadian
Loser has to touch the fires of the forge to make the aluminum ball, even though neither are prone to smith work.
Brandon B
The original American flag in 1776 was the Grand Union Flag, copied from the British East India Company. Not Betsy Ross
Matthew Jackson
Who ever loses has to fuck Paul
Nicholas Hamilton
If Scotty wins, Stevie goes to a cookout without backing out(and have at least one picture to prove he was there); If Stevie wins Scotty doesn't say anything bad about Stevie for at least 2 months on camera
Brhett Friedrich
Make a delicious taco dinner for the winners, and be a gracious host.
steven decke
Chinese in toilets. Too funny.
Ryan Gondek
MIB was OK. Hemmsworth and the chick were good in Thor 3. But there was something missing. It doesn't work when the junior officer is straight laced and competent and the senior is a clueless doofus. The Worms and Frank are on screen for a total of 15 seconds.
Smack Millan
Scotty was pretty funny in this one and Stevie did great.
EL MARIACHI
Loser gets to drown his head in TJ's bath water. THOU SHALT ATONE FOR YOUR SINS IN BAPTISM BY GREASE!
Michael
Loser must wipe TJs ass
ChancesRslim
The loser should sensuously suckle on the left greasy teat of TJ Kirk for no less than three and a half minutes.
Wjyndigo
I love Stevie, he's a great addition every now and them.
Dustin Thomas
Loser should chug 1 liter of water to put some hydration back in em. It's a hot month and they might get heatstroke.
Defund Humanity
Loser has to visit Madera with Paul.
Jane'e Taylor
Only 3?
Jeremy St.onge
The winner gets to paddle the losers bare ass 3 times with a paddle of their choosing.
The Glue Boblin
lookin good stevey, i honestly didnt recognize you from the ddndd episodes.
If Scotty loses then he must apologize to Stevie for being too harsh and promise to not complain about him for three months. If Stevie wins then he must admit to all his faults one by one to Scotty.
Tyler Fun
German cockroaches are the Unermench
BruceTokes
you should have just drank some fucking water
Tyler Fun
The ancient martial art of piss fighting
BettaPonic
The loser of the drinking contest having to drink TJ’s wake up juice?
Mr. Big Stuff
confirmed... Stevie is best girl
Tyler Fun
24000 barrels of Jim bean are destroyed by a lightning strike. God has sent us a sign. Don’t drink shitty whiskey. Praise the lord!
Adam M Gash
The loser should get tar and feathered
Just_A_Guy
Yeah for real, hire Stevie. But don't have him be a main commentator, just have him do hilarious dares and stuff each week. Like send him to boot camp, skydiving, etc.
The Mollusk Rising
Loser gets to be King TJ's wiping servant.
Enlightened Vatnik
I fucking love Stevie. He should become the fourth Peas-, er, Frier
David
Bring Stevie on more often. He adds something to the dynamic that ups the entertainment.
Christian McDougall
Loser has to shave one side of their head like TJ
Sarah Flowers
Loser must heap praise on TJ for 5 full minutes.
KaizerLaw
Paul is talking too much this episode.
Sierra Reppert
Kiss TJ's feet?
Loser either has to shave their beard or head
ICTOAN
Loser has to drink a shot of piss.
Jerry Pacheco
Is this Flash Fried?
Nicholas
LOSER LOSES HIS BEARD!
Take a deep inhale of TJ's dirty underwear.
jackson graves
Loser gets all his hair sheered and shaved off
King Komodox
The loser has to make another Ben Shapiro DFF
Stevie is so lovable
Fernando
Loser should do next Flash Fried dressed as Princess Peach
Space Crusader
TJ gets to slap the loser
Amelia
Get paddled for every shot they took.
Followz Trouble
They should shit their pants live
Oliver Edward Morgan
The loser should have to drink a shot of his own puke (and maybe a dash of rum)
paul looks even uglier after shaving
Smack Millan
They should drink more