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Cade Sauer

What happened with the lovecraft collection giveaway?

Tane Anton

Hey TJ. What is your favorite part/element of conceptual art?

Nick

where is this video?

Carl

Hey TJ, not to bother you with this again for the 5000th time, but did you ever get around to watching Dagon? It's awesome!

Oliver Zinn

What is your favorite Star Trek race? I like Cardassains

N1K1NATOR

Nukes- mitigating global warming

smegfur

Thats a good movie you should watch ralph bakshis other 70s movies if you havent. Idk if itd be a good dff tho. Theyve talked about bakshi movies on highdeology i think

William Christopher Furr

I have always enjoyed the sporadic home videos TJ has made where he and his family fired off fireworks, got drunk and did other random stuff. I would be really interested to see a "Hurricane evacuation home video" full of nothing but stupid hurricane jokes, wading through the bayous by candlelight, pets in chaos idk, that kind of junk.

Fister Roboto

If you’ve read Nietzsche, have you ever heard the concept ‘the will to power’ regarding his work? If so, do you find it a unifying theory of his work that he himself was implying or is it another misinterpretation of his works?

Starfleet36

Do you plan on watching the upcoming series Picard? If so or not what are your thoughts about it?

Christopher Smith

Any update on new website for viewing old DFF episodes

James Green

If the Ra wins the vote and yous do an episode on them you better wisen the fuck up and actually do your research and not do un educated American as fuck podcast claiming they're fighting in the name of catholicism or some shit. Research the 1916 Easter Rising in Dublin, and the 1918-1922 Irish war of indepdence, dont just randomly pick up the story in the 1969-1998 Troubles in Northern Ireland. Anyway up the Ra, Brits out

The True Nihilist

How can we watch this video after the fact? There is no link in the description.

WinterMadness

Are you looking to do another music DFF? I would like to see Rammstein = DFF since all of you are fans of it.

Chance

I don’t remember him saying that.

Chance

What would you do if you, Scotty, and Baul were driving away from a DFF meet up and your car was suddenly surrounded by Antifa smashing up your car?

when are you going to invent the plastic seed? the seed that grows plastic. thanks you faggot

Are any of you guys still friends with Ben, or did that friendship end with DP?

TheDirtySavage

Will you ever deep fat fry Colonel Sanders?

smegfur

Do you think digital technology is making art and media worse or better at this point in your taste?

BettaPonic

Will a Stevie episode ever happen?

Bob Bobson

cyberpunk or steampunk?

TJ Please DFF COON SKIN, a 1976 half cartoon half real movie about country bumpkin musicians trying to make it big. It's racist as fuck and has zero filter and I am dying to learn both your and Salty One's take on it. Not Scotty though, he can die of AIDS.

amazing one, why, with such an easy exposure thanks to the internet, instead of new ground breaking talents, next Michael Jacksons, or next Elvises, or next Beatles, we get more stupidity and wokeness? I understand that most people are stupid but there should be, in theory anyway, unexplored and unexposed talents out there that we were supposed to see. And we don't. Why?

Im_lightning

What would be the ideal sort of afterlife it one were to exist. Like how would it work, how would it accommodate all the different preferences of the people on the planet, and what would keep an existence such as this from getting boring

Tim Huber

I know you Paul and Scotty were pretty positive about Infinity War. I'm curious to know what you thought of Endgame though.

Razor Candies

Have you ever seen your brother Scotty naked?

The Skyfoogle

I feel like it’s pretty self explanatory

Rinpoo

Back when you used to be on "that guy with the glasses." You made a comment about how Lindsey Ellis (Nostalgia Chick) Was likely a driving force for having you removed from the website. I always wondered why you felt that way. Did you two have beef with one another or even interact? I know she has a feminist like slant to everything, but I was curious if that was the central reason, or if she did something to you. Thanks for maybe answering my question. I have been watching for a super long time, so the fact that I remember you said that might be something that you do not, so it is ok if you do not.

Jake Blankenship

What do you think of Leo Gura YouTube channel from Actualized.org?

Dave Edwards

Stranded on a desert island, what five movies and five albums do you bring?

The Glue Boblin

If I was to send you guys my cool looking (cleaned) bong, would you guys use it in a ddndd episode or just through it out?

I got scammed by three neckbeards

Who is fatter: Paul or Nightvisionphantom?

Avi Golani

Stop right there criminal scum! you’ve violated the law, pay the court a fine or serve your sentence, your stolen goods are now forfeit!

What is the origin of your pessimism? I mean, when did you really become a pessimist, when did you realize you were one, and what truly made you one?

Ceph

Can I sleep in your closet and have one meal a day if I be your sex slave?

MrFings

Can you talk about the origin of the name “Flash Fried”?

Jay Devons

What are your thoughts on a simulated universe?

Breonna Rice

If you died and became a god of your own universe, what would your rule be like? What would you create? I think I'd probably just make a fantasy setting. But perhaps with lasers. That might just be Warhammer 40k instead of DnD... idk, I don't want to make a dystopia yet I also want anarchy and how am I to sort that out.. Maybe.. if 'good' things somehow had an upper hand in the way that 'bad' things do here. How we can work twenty years to build something and then spend one night burning it down, what if they could do the other way around? It took more work and time to cause destruction but if you reeeally needed to you could.

What was your weirdest trip you ever had on psychedelics?

Infams

Salty ass

CodeWiskeySky

Actually ya know what. I wanna watch the guys eat caffeinated donuts and if you cannot find them than bake em up

Francis L.

When did you become confident in your relationship (this can be answered without specifics)?

CC

Even though you were one of the most successful "atheist" channels as TheAmazingAtheist, other "atheist" channels such as theatheistexperience would regularly denounce you and put you in the garbage category or try to distance themselves from you even though if you looked past the language and presentation you would see that there is a lot of agreement on the substance of the issues. Why do you think so many of these "atheists" always denounced you and tried to distance themselves from your channel?

McHitler

Reviewing any of The Mummy movies, or the whole series, would be a treat to watch. It' tightropes low-budget tropes & poor acting for a wonderfully unintentional comedy.

Lue_INTP

What kind of person would willingly eat Oatmeal Raisin Cookies?

Pissed off mushroom

Who do you think is going to win the 2020 election and if you were president, what would be the first thing you'd make legal/illegal?

SarahJRandomNumbers

Peace reigns throughout the world. :)

Any chance of us getting a Quentin Tarantino DFF episode in the near future?

Viewtiful Void

Hey TJ when will you guys be doing the AMA Patron video? Also Fuck, Marry, Kill - Nostalgia Critic, AVGN, and a perfect clone of yourself; who gets Bedded, who gets Wedded, and who gets Dead'd?

FRANKENHOLE

Manson has done a cover of the Door's "The End" for the upcoming TV adaption of Stephen King's "The Stand", and will have a role in the show. He is also working on a new album and claims to have 6 songs for it in the can. He has a new lineup for this album, and says he feels like he's in a band with people he can hang out with again. The new album may just be self titled, and he may be taking a more country approach to this album. You excited about any of this, or does this news make you wary of how the new album may turn out? Do you think Manson having a band full of people he feel like can be friends with will ultimately benefit his music? Do you think the musical direction makes sense for Manson?

Jack of Tears

In the event that you found yourself starving and with no other recourse, in which order would you eat your family and friends?

Will “The Rise of Skywalker” suck?

Garbage or Trash?

Matthew Colangelo

Do you prefer films about serial killer hunts or ones about the mob?

cyrus

What would a universe look like where nihilism wasn't the correct perspective?

MoppyPuppy

Alternate: "Do you feel bad for Ben?" Leaving DP to create DFF was a shock at the time but to understand what TJ was fearing you need only watch a recent DP. From what little I watched its Ben holding the show up by himself desperately hoping that the other hosts will chime in and they usually don't.

MoppyPuppy

I think a good question that should be asked first is whether or not TJ is aware that there are more roles in the military besides infantry, for example if you really believe that you want to protect the United States the best route would likely be Cyber Security rather than Ranger or Navy SEAL.

Palanama

Ass or tits? Sweet or salty?

MoppyPuppy

I'm going to support this question, on the surface it seems stupid and should be ignored but the potential answers are interesting. I'd wager that TJ uses some of his segments for storage of small items and that his favorite segments would be the ones that provide the most utility. TJ could incubate bird eggs in his segments without anyone knowing.

John

I’m going to ask the most important of all questions: trebuchets or catapults?

BruceyDaPug

When did you stop loving video games and do you think you’ll ever be into gaming again?Mobile doesn’t count you clan of Vikings shill!

R. BUDD DWYER

Can you make an episode on me? By the way, you don't have to include my current status or spiritual entity in the biography. A simple accounting of my life on earth would be greatly appreciated on its own.

Jason Brugh

Do you like fishing? I'm all about that shit.

Oliver Zinn

Janeway,Kirk or Sisko for second best captain?

Daniel Carrington

Can you make a line of dff shirts like you had for DP

Daniel Carrington

Who would win? Señor Tomate or Dr. Segmento?

Daniel Carrington

Which segment is your favorite?

Jacob Meldrum

Best film by your most hated director?

Grickle

When do you plan to do one big jump?

Puppylynch

What's your opinion of the canine competitive sport, weight pulling? It's a dog sport involving a dog pulling a weighted sled or cart for a short distance. Some people think it's animal abuse, because the dog could hurt itself, but I think you could make that argument for most sports. Plus, I've read a source that said no dog has hurt itself.

In the distant future, would you consider having a meetup in San Diego?

Puppylynch

Nah, they should be released and given the chance to try again.

mega

Have you ever watched JoJo's Bizarre Adventure? If so, what do you think about it?

Marcus Pappas

What's your ideas about space, time, fate, and just basically how shit fundamentally comes to be?

Jonathan M

What's the worst experience you've ever had from getting high or drunk?

Aaron Primack

I recently went to the Netherlands and drank ayahuasca tea. It broke my 16 year long addiction to weed. My question is, why live in America when you can live in a country that treats you like an adult? In the Netherlands, you have access to any drug you can possibly conceive of.

Gamesick2077

would you ever do an meetup in Minnesota?

Rants n rambles

why do liberals think holding areas are concentration camps?

Kimberly Winters

I'm an amateur stand up artist can I open for you guys in new Orleans

What are some art house movies that you DO like? If any

Jose Nicasio

Why do you libtards hate America? For real though, why do people (mostly conservatives) think that just cause you’re not on their side politically that you just hate the country?

Evan

What do you do to comfort yourself after a breakup or something like that, aside from smoking or drinking?

Ethan Appleby

I realise this is a complex question, but I'm a long time fan and I've always wanted to know: what are your predictions for the future. You've touched on it before in "the Obsolescence of Humanity" and the most recent chapter of your book as well as speratically throughout DFF. I've been watching for over ten years now, and I guess I'm just tired of only getting glimpses of this subject.

Adolf of Londor

Curious to see your take on the IRA, past and 'present'. Definitely a Paul episode.

McHitler

Any plans for more interaction with your fans on Discord?

BrandonofChemistry

Did you guys ever pursue legal action against the moving mayhem? Or about the house fire? Would hate to know you guys got duped out of a bunch of money for matters out of your own hands.

T-Rx (DUBIUS)

Why does everyone named Steve, block me on Twitter?

Noble Ape

What are your plans for the Tropical Storm / Hurricane tomorrow and saturday?

Isaac Black

what’s your opinion about someone young considering joining the military? I know you’re not extreme anti military but I think you’ve mentioned some bad aspects before

Jacob Matthew Crawford

You said in the past that you loved the movie Unbreakable. Have you seen Split and Glass and if you have, what your thoughts?

Collin

Have you tried the KFC Cheetos Chicken sandwich?

Joseph Hollenkamp

Can a butt be too big?

MoppyPuppy

(Serious) When was the worst moment in your life being extraordinarily fat has screwed you over?

TheMedsPeds

TJ do you consider yourself as a "dirt bag leftist" you seem too far left IMO to be calling yourself a liberal.

optimal

Have you seen the movie mandy? If so, would you guys do a cinema for cynics? Would love to hear your thoughts.

Muck Granitehammer

Whos your favorite rapper? Each of you.

Nostalgia Trip

what is something you've been wanting to deep fat fry but haven't gotten around to yet?

Richard Armstrong

TJ what year do you Paul and Scotty think weed will be fully legalized in all 50 states (possibly a prediction video)

Do you think the US will ever legalize all illicit drugs?

Rage of Crom

Do you think SJW types will always be around in games, comics, TV shows, pop culture, etc?

Aenima72826

Will you Dff Aleister Crowley? He has been mentioned in a few of your videos and is an interesting figure.

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Is reality shaped by consciousness or molded by it?

TheJedimuffin

TJ do you watch WWE? If so who's your favorite wrestler?

If you could add/remove anything in U.S. Constitution what would that be?

Tyler Fun

Does it seem that Republicans are trying to force an end of days scenario? Climate change, ruining the ocean, killing the ecology with insecticide, gutting the economy, and prosecuting people for being poor. Will this cause a Big Brother situation where we’re nations at war until we just nuke the planet? Will we all just keep mesmerized by television until the air around us becomes poisonous and seeps into our homes to kill us all? At what point as a population are we going to take those Goldman Sachs CEOs, white collar criminals, etc and give them the punishment they deserve? Is ruining millions of people’s lives not a crime? Oh and you better put basil in the sauce at the end so it doesn’t get bitter.

Todd Newton

Do you believe in the Mandela Effect?

Mark Sweeney

Tj who in you opinion is the worst candidate running for president in 2020 besides trump.

DonnySlime

What is one of your latest scams?

What is your utopian dream society? Do you think it is possible for humans to ever achieve it?

justin Brown

What were your influences that most shaped you as a person and creator?

Tyler Fun

Yea, we love your mom!

KDerp

If you could live anywhere in the country with out consideration for living costs, business convenience, closeness to family, etc where do you think you would want to live?

Kort Beisel

you already mentioned Mike Gravel would be great at throwing wrenches. why not get your people to pitch a dollar for the once in a lifetime verbal assault on corporate shills?

Nooberrific

Why did you become tj shives over dusty

GodsButtMonkey

How soul crushing is it for you to answer these questions right now?

Can your mom be a special guest host on a DFF episode? Thoughts on having the occasional guest host?

CodeWiskeySky

Can we please see an updated video of TJ hopping and talking about caffeinated donuts? 🍩

David

When will we hear the true story behind the DP split? And would you consider guesting on a future episode?

smeck

What do you believe/ predict the counterculture will consist of within the next decade?

Darklit-Alpha

What would you do if in the event of a nuclear apocalypse, you happened to survive? Who would be your top pick in a woman to help repopulate the radioactive earth.

Darren Mikus

Should attempted murder be a criminal offense?

Frosted Fakes

Why such a negative view on trump all the time ? I live in Canada with Trudeau who is “well mannered” as a politician but fucking the country over in so many ways especially economically. I’d rather take trump who is seen as an idiot on the world stage but wants to bring economic prosperity and safety to his people at the end of the day. Look into Canada allowing ISIS fighters to return to Canada as citizens to be “reintegrated”. People around the world still praise Trudeau and people in America wish they had him, trust me you don’t.

Dr. Spin

Do you want to talk to a physicist at your NOLA meetup?

Cameron

Yay verily

Alexander

Why bananas?

Misgellsson

Are you guys ever planning on doing a meet up in Europe? Amsterdam or Tallinn could be good places for it.

Amelia

I think TJ has already made it abundantly clear that he'd never want a child

Joe Neiswender

How was the new season of Stranger Things?

Christopher Borra

7 fucking years been wanting to run for potus. Been one life destruction after another. All starting less than a month into it back in 2012. 1)dillahunty treated me like shit on their show i don't watch anymore, 2) sent to jail by my fucked up family for shit i never did, a hearsay i shook my fist at my grandma, 3) sent to jail multiple times over that untrue bs but the last time i went the court said i never got a mental eval when i did and because a po never sent that info to the court i ended up going to jail again for not having the eval i fucking had and done. 3) all that happened just days after my fucked up family attacked me and pigs did nothing about it. Have the assault as an audio recording on my yt. 4) moved to colorado to recover but ended up getting attacked by a neighbor and i was the only one sent to jail for hitting my attacker once under his armpit. D.a. Ignored the blood inside my jeans ignored the audio recording i had of my attacker screaming threats at me and ignored the bloodclot i have to take blood thinners for till this day. I was acquitted because i took no deal as i learned from ilinois to never do again. Been sort of homeless since 2015. 4) tried to rent rooms from a dope free drama free home, but always had doped out roommates that would cause so much drama I'd pee in bottles in my room to avoid people and my eye lid would twitch often when drama would arise. 5) i moved from place to place each time being a fucked up trap house. 6) had a heart attack a couple years ago, not due to plaque. 7) moved i to a vehicle to avoid drama since 2017. Not one person will aide me but isis gets more helpers than i. Can't ever find a lawyer to sue for me either, the Illinois shit or colorado where i spent 284 days in jail without any adjudication of guilt. I'm sorry i came from the wrong vagina. During my time at these trap houses i knew this chick that got roofied by her friend. She later ended up having consenting sex with someone twice her age. He was a dope dealer and spent lots of time in doc and his younger years were stolen she mentioned to me...and look at trump and brett on scotus. I am starting to think i should've been a rapists or at leeast into dope to make the girls vaginas feel good. My bad with all these mistakes, me not being a dopehead and or rapists. I know this other sex offender that has a hot freaky wife. Been 17 years since my last lover and for about a decade I'd be all cute and offer them ladies foot rubs and a tasty sandwich afterwards gets me shit. So i am guessing i need to be a monster to get a lover or to even be qualified for potus.

Do you believe censorship can be positive? Or justified? Or even necessary? What about government censorship? Like, limiting media coverage of violent events and hiding perpetrators faces to reduce the number of copycats - something like that comes to mind. I'd love to hear your opinion on that particular example, and possibly examples of your own.

What would a world where everyone had autism look like?

SarahJRandomNumbers

How do you see YouTube, and the general social media bubble evolving over the next 10-30 years?

TeaWrecks

If Bernie wins 2020, do you think Democrats would stonewall him as much as the Republicans surely will? Or do you think he will actually be able to reign the corporatists in? Also, what policies do you think he would actually be able to get accomplished, given the political climate in DC?

Daniel Melle

What other content creators do you recommend?

Noah Linderer

Do you have any plans to release videos or mp4 of your lost work? (I.E. Tj & Paul VS Ghostbusters)

Turd Sucker

i know there wasn't much substance but, any opinions on the marijuana talks in congress?

Eric Stuart

When will Stevie actually show up to one of Scotty's Pot-Roast invitations?

Dave Donnally

How do we fight youtube censorship?

Daniel Savage

What if anything do you miss most about being a host on dp

SomeGuy

What are your thoughts on Boris Johnson being the next PM. Technically he hasn't been elected Tory leader yet but he's way ahead in every poll

Dave Donnally

Whens your next west coast fan meetup?

Craig Ryan

What topics do you think are too risque to be deep fat fried. Paul once mentioned the races= deep fat fried would be something he'd like to do but couldn't. Are there any others (and do you agree with Paul's assessment)?

Cletus, the angry pro-life fetus

What's your prediction on who the next president will be?

Chris Cook

Have you ever read anything about drunvalo melchizedek, and would you ever consider doing an episode on the crazy philosophy he has?

William

Bob Lazar has popped up in the media recently with his Joe Rogan appearance and his documentary, if you have seen or heard his story what if anything did you find credible

Lamashtu

If you could steal the talent and exp. of Carlin or Kurosawa or M. Manson. What would be your pick and what masterpiece you think you would create with these new powers?

Jostein Rossvoll

Are you considering having guests on your show and if so, who would you have on?

Carlos Gonzalez

What do you do for motivation? I consider myself to be very ambitious and wish to do and learn lots of things, hopefully grow a community as great as yours but I'm just too much of a lazy peace of shit to do it. I've tried finding motivation in many things and even forcing myself but all in all fall back down to the cycle of doing nothing. So, my question to you TJ, should I just embrace my laziness or will I be better off fighting it?

Zachary Recer

Are you mad that tumblr took all the porn down?

Do you miss Ben?

Natalie Echikson

Who turned you into the mega-faggot that you are now?

Blueblizzard

If you had to give up one of your fundamental rights (assuming we have any), which one would you give up and why?

Gianni Paolucci

What is your obsession with attack squirrels all hopped up on meth?

Chris Sokolowski Jr.

Are you guys planning on doing a cinema for cynics? If so what movies are you guys looking at for it?

RottenPimple

How is the lawsuit against your ex-landlord for the electrical fire going? I will understand if this is confidential.

Aleks G.

Have you ever thought about going into politics at any level?

Treaded Water

Do you feel that pessimist productions would ever produce a feature length film of any kind? If so, would it be a serious film filled with subversive ideas and questions, a nihilistic comedy-horror like Shaun of the dead or something in between or totally different?

Ephriam Lippert

So if you had to be an entertainer, what type of entertainment would you do? Write books, Stand-up comedy, Act!?

danieljohnyerke

What can we get Stevie to agree to doing DFF? A gamer chair, Nunchucks, pizza?

Nikki Lovato

Not that I'm complaining about that. I do like your more leftist perspective and criticisms of capitalism!

Giedrius Budnikas

Have your ever had sex with a man or a transsexual?

King Komodox

What do you think are the best and worst episodes from Star Trek TNG, DS9, and Voyager?

PhatNutz

Will theatrics ever be added to the show? will the boundary’s of the show ever be pushed or will you keep doing biography’s and infomercials on animals

Smack Millan

When's the last time you legit feared for your life?

Dan Childers

Are you gays planning on having any guests on dff? Or are you trying to distance yourself from the dp format?

Christopher Borra

Why do rapists and other sex offenders have it better than me? Annd should I start to roofie women to finally get some pussy or do i need to offer little girls dope then rape them so i can be qualified for potus? -presifundent

My piss is thick like a gas-station slushy and lilly chugs it

Do you think you will ever be as good as 2011 TJ ever again. I for one, still have some hope.

Bohden

Have you ever thought about what job you might have if YouTube never existed? It's hard to picture you in a 9 to 5 and I was curious if you ever thought about it.

Angel Parada

What is the main Prize for the talent show winner and will you have the winner do an episode of DFF with you guys?

Joe Rader

What will happen politically in this country (US) when climate change starts flooding our coastal cities and severe weather events become more frequent and dangerous? It's coming, we're fucktards who barely prepared, what's the fallout when it starts costing us trillions of dollars to build coastal walls, etc.

AlabamaSasquatch

I can already tell you they will never DFF Brett Keane. That time has passed.

Joshmyninja

Sense you play d&d and pathfinder Do you guys plan on doing other tabletop roleplaying games like cowboys,superhero’s, or Star Wars?

dean

What was the last election u voted in?

EL MARIACHI

Do you think true altruism exists in the world, or is any action we take, at least in part, egotistical by nature, since it's inwardly motivated? Do you think we should view all charitable acts as self-serving to a degree?

Nikki Lovato

I've noticed that you and the other pessimists have been moving further left. Do you think this is a result of less collaborative work with centrists and right wingers, allowing you guys to let lose your more core beliefs? Do you consider yourself more left than Bernie Sanders?

Space Crusader

Have you seen Midsommar yet?

Jeremy St.onge

If you could go back and view one historical event first hand, what would it be and why?

Seth

Are you guys planning on following through with any sequels/continuations or are there just too many things to fry to realistically go back to an old episode’s topic?