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So, uh . . . like, I guess I'm spozed to do, like, an Abandon Hope, or something.

🕑 Added 2019-08-01 13:32:02 +0000 UTC

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Turd Sucker

i thought this dudes name was stephen anderson?? https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/08/14/oklahoma-youth-pastor-charged-with-raping-underage-girls/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=facebook&fbclid=IwAR0pLZFqG1Y7OaoagjNkDVGRsWW-OQOoO1NQS-9BTg_6w66r3ue8oIni2Kw

Chris Vargas

WTF, you keep teasing us with this, Abandon Hope episode, on the Sarah Silverman vs Janeane Garalifilo episode yesterday, Paul was bitching about recording Abandon Hope. GODDAMN IT DANCE MONKIES DANCE. LOL. Fine, I'll wait.

DrainGang

dont count on it, tj hasnt done an abandoned hope since April, their is suppose to be 1 every month. They also never did all 5 extra dff episodes that were promised.

What’s the situation here, individual?

Home of da BONE

Biggest scam yet.

Not A Computer

When is this going to happen? I've been looking forward to this for two weeks

Matt Frenger

I don't think he's done it yet.

DylanRuns

Is this uploaded anywhere else? Cant seem to download it directly from here with my phone

Pagedleader

Pot leads to mass shootings https://nypost-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/nypost.com/2019/08/07/the-link-between-pot-and-mass-shootings-may-be-closer-than-we-think/amp/?amp_js_v=a2&_gsa=1#referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&_tf=From%20%251%24s&share=https%3A%2F%2Fnypost.com%2F2019%2F08%2F07%2Fthe-link-between-pot-and-mass-shootings-may-be-closer-than-we-think%2F

Austin

Scammer!

AkiK

I already abandoned my hope of him doing uh... like...

southside99999

so, uh... like, i guess you still need to do, like, an abandon hope, or something.

Are you gonna get around to it soon?

Brian

https://www.king5.com/mobile/article/news/local/cats-death-may-be-linked-to-2018-serial-cat-killings-in-thurston-county/281-da65f1cf-44d6-4368-8981-586ff661c6a8

EVbelieve

The el paso shooting is a perfect segment for this weeks AH

GC1931

Scammed again

AkiK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfoQBTPY7gk This is a fun song about manifest destiny

Clint

I’d like to see Paul and Scotty be apart of this episode. It’ll give Paul something to be salty about and help give Scotty a brighter outlook on humanity.

Bruce Pope Walker

The Area 51 Raid

EVbelieve

https://news.yahoo.com/jailing-muslims-burning-bibles-forcing-070800244.html this might be a good thing in your eyes but you might think its wrong. interested to hear what your opinions on this are.

Ankha

they already did a whole DFF episode on shapiro

Ben Shapiro please!!! Or Steven Crowder.

MDO

Remember when sargon used to criticize people for whining about out of context video games clips not fitting their political beliefs? Weeelllllll.... https://archive.org/details/youtube-BdrAoEm8w3Y

Aaron Primack

the reason why there are so many nobodies running on the democratic primaries is to split the vote of delegates, which allow a second vote, where the superdelegates would be allowed to then vote. So these no-names are only there to help take the decision away from America. The fix is in, we might as well get used to the idea of having Kamala Harris as our new manager of the empire in chief.

Talk about Dutch motherfuckers

King Komodox

"100 Ways to make lives for Trans people better"^

King Komodox

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/kzjnjm/how-to-be-trans-ally-tips

BILLY DEVOE

Ambergris

Tiny Turnip

whale blubber and it's many uses

The True Nihilist

Something about the CVS Aetna merger

YourEvilBoyfriend

Whoah, I never seen you post anything besides poop before. Guess this naruto running shit is still a thing huh?

YourEvilBoyfriend

Ugh-huhuh-huhuh ugh-huhuh-huhuh ugh-huhuh-huhuhuh, uh...ok

Aaron Primack

talk about CNN instructing cops to ban alternative media from getting inside debate area, so they cant interview the various supporters. Also talk about how CNN blocks Sander's supporters from getting on screen. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDcjOaAR3Sk&list=WL&index=6&t=874s

Mark Sweeney

Talk about the looming potential war with Iran

Tito Manfredo

Can you give your thoughts on this list? It seems like some of these should be ranked differently. https://www.rottentomatoes.com/top/bestofrt/

Matt Schilling

Did you remember to release the Super Mario Bro Movie Commentary?

Turd Sucker

been waiting for this, my favorite perk

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=l8s5a4eT9d4 Should we ban all drugs or decriminalize them?

Poop Poop

Cover the 'Area 51 Event' for sure!!! Pooooooop 💩

Daniel Melle

It's abandon hope... Well I guess it could suck and we tool fans have waited all this time for a shitty album

Nicole Kollias

Man finds dead baby in his dead mom's freezer: https://www.ksdk.com/article/news/local/i-want-more-answers-man-finds-frozen-baby-in-moms-freezer-in-south-st-louis/63-e0f2345f-5de1-4b08-935f-acb6496ad142

Azazel

Honestly TJ if you can just go on a full blown rant about how life in general is utterly vapid & devoid of meaning then i would be satisfied . Please & thank you , maybe try an tap Paul for some ideas ?

Smash Lampjaw

https://www.newsarama.com/22001-10-most-impractical-female-super-hero-outfits.html#s5 I'd love tosee you tackle this stupid article.

necessary evils.

GC1931

How Capitalism WORKS For The Poor | Huckabee: https://youtu.be/tUFcjUqj_30 John Delaney: If We Run On Medicare For All, We Will Lose 2020: https://youtu.be/9luQp5XP3pI

Mark Major

60 dead in Brazilian prison riot

Krag Kerr

https://www.silive.com/news/2019/08/lobaido-debuts-latest-work-of-art-at-city-hall-featuring-the-mayor-soaked-nypd-emblem-and-a-bloody-apple.html New Yorkers understand that Bill De Blasio is a joke. Also, the writing in this is atrocious, but it's not as bad as the Staten Island Advance gets at times.

██████

Brazilian President Bolsonaro says Glenn Greenwald may 'do jail time' https://cpj.org/2019/07/brazilian-president-bolsonaro-says-glenn-greenwald.php

nihilgeist

Man facing car theft charges arrested after allegedly arriving at court in another stolen vehicle https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-07-31/man-arrested-for-allegedly-turning-up-to-court-in-stolen-car/11370986

nihilgeist

NASA is planning to visit an asteroid made of gold and other precious metals worth $700 quintillion - enough to give everyone on the planet $93 billion. https://www.bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/2019-07-08/asteroid-16-psyche-and-all-that-gold-won-t-make-earth-richer

nihilgeist

Artificials Should Be Allowed to Worship https://www.nytimes.com/2019/07/29/opinion/future-artificial-intelligence-religion.html?emc=rss&partner=rss

nihilgeist

Scientists are making human monkey hybrids https://www.technologyreview.com/f/614052/scientists-are-making-human-monkey-hybrids-in-china/

JW

There’s a kink called findom where men like to get financially dominated. It’s weird and kind of sad to see these these guys get off by being robbed blind

Chloe Scout

Spiders TJ https://nypost.com/2019/07/31/giant-huntsman-spider-takes-up-residence-inside-womans-home/

DonnySlime

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/north-korea/north-korea-launches-still-more-short-range-ballistic-missiles-n1038396

Sven K

God damn it tj

Going for the kiss on the hand but he won't have it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZMUFwTehKs

FinnTheHuman

Bout fuckin time tj

SomeRandomCanadian

Maybe next time they should just summarily shoot the fuckin guy, claim mistaken identity

Ryan Mark

Doctors find 526 teeth in boy's mouth in India https://edition.cnn.com/2019/08/01/asia/india-boy-teeth-intl-hnk-scli/index.html

DonnySlime

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/07/31/business/jeffrey-epstein-eugenics.html

ez

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTepSAFFgbk

Home of da BONE

https://youtu.be/NeroPmE4hGc BIG OOF

Awful article made by the PC guardian. If you are a Tarantino fan enough to rail on it: https://www.theguardian.com/film/2019/jul/23/cancel-quentin-tarantino-once-upon-a-time-in-hollywood

https://www.wired.com/story/funerals-livestreamed-families-grateful/

Mdxfiend

Butthead o dork needs to do abandon hope

Ignar Husky

That dude is an actor, he does different videos like this. Just look at his channel

BettaPonic

Basically arguing over solving an equation.

BettaPonic

A topic very near and dear to TJ’s heart I mean anus. Banana farming threatened by disease. https://www.google.com/amp/s/m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_5cfe4630e4b02ee3477a2913/amp

BettaPonic

https://www.foxnews.com/tech/viral-math-problem-baffles-many-internet Tons of arguments over math. The comments are even more entertaining.

Heather Squidz

The service members that had their badges stripped by Trump and the GOP for doing their JOB and prosecuting that disgusting war criminal/murderer. Which is literally our government saying that you can be punished for following the law while also saying that if you kill indiscriminately for our regime we have your back.

Hereticked

You owe us three Abandon Hopes, scammer!

Brayden

Weird furry guy https://youtu.be/gcW3vTgCtNU

John Farris

More like bananas!

John Farris

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2019/07/30/us/mississippi-walmart-shooting-report-trnd/index.html

SuperDarthKelly

https://www.npr.org/2019/07/19/743346617/video-man-scales-down-at-least-14-stories-of-high-rise-after-fire-reported

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZUMFMyt_u8 Sledge hammer fight, good news.

Marcus Solbes-Moran

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/06/07/opinion/immigration-reparations.html?smid=fb-nytimes&smtyp=cur&fbclid=IwAR05Gz7SvAhoPi3rR_KRM7DHfB2BlYXCtIkF8uegcjpCpCM_DDI0m1FOb7k

Shannon

No. They covered the dem debates instead.

No flash fried this week?

Pockets

Hehehe yeah yeah abandon hope fire fire fire I am the great cornholio I need tp for my bunghole

Yellow Curdled Ropes

Kentucky is using "Shocking" boats to stun carp to show how big of a problem they are. https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2019/07/31/us/asian-carp-kentucky-scn-trnd/index.html

CJEngine

Suggestions for places to visit in Nola while im there for the meetup?

Jacob

https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/world-45743376?ocid=socialflow_facebook

Lamashtu

https://www.cracked.com/blog/8-seemingly-innocent-things-we-need-to-stop-saying-to-women/ This might be good content.

Abby Danger

I hope you actually do this. I really love abandon hope.

McHitler

I hope you're prepared for cringe. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_dEzo1Xr0k

Lance

For what smells cabbage got way to stale

Fernando

Man fakes death to avoid rape charges https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2019-07-27/man-faked-his-death-off-carmel-coast-to-avoid-rape-charges-police-say

Daniel Melle

Saudi Arabias Jurassic Park https://www.wsj.com/articles/a-princes-500-billion-desert-dream-flying-cars-robot-dinosaurs-and-a-giant-artificial-moon-11564097568

Barrel Titor

Cancellation of Sacred Symbols at PAX West. https://www.playstationenthusiast.com/2019/08/01/pax-west-cancels-on-sacred-symbols-colin-moriarty-and-chris-ray-gun/

Jonah Lusby

I suppose you could talk about new Tool announcement.

John Becker

TJ should go on Gavin’s new show as the “liberal” He’s debating. It would trigger everyone.

Honestly there's tons of good stuff on r/publicfreakout

https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/ckdbra/beth_lets_go/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x

Spazzitron McGee

New Ebola cases in goma

WC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Bx7CFiWfU0

Officer Jarpis

The Kyoto Animation arson attack - https://www.google.com.au/amp/s/www.bbc.com/news/amp/world-asia-49027178

TheManInOrange

https://www.cnbc.com/2019/05/29/study-to-succeed-in-america-its-better-to-be-born-rich-than-smart.html?__source=twitter%7Cmain

DanFan

I've never been good at these suggestions. I usually look to you guys for this! Lolz all I have is political stuff right now and I'm guessing you guys are burned out from that after the debates.