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Stupidest Reasons For Murder - DFF

🕑 Added 2019-02-23 02:30:00 +0000 UTC

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Jim

FBI watchlist^

Devourlord Asmodeus

MAKE THE CARTOON!

Matthew Jury

My full Scottish breakfast with haggis was even better !!!

King Hastur

The lady who killed old women as a means to get their credit cards.

Adam Schneider

I had breakfast in London and it was the worst breakfast I have ever had....... Yet again it was in a shitty hotel but still...

killspree

monday girl is a hero.

killspree

i'm sorry to have read that; i hope you're living a much better life now dude.

Berzerk

She looked so sweet and cute too... Man, humanity is a plague on this planet.

The teenagers where the guy killed the ex is just fucking sad to visualize. Poor girl thinks she's getting her boyfriend back, only to die in an excessively violent way. Very sad.

Holly Crane

The cold eggs killer is the dumbest reason imo. I can relate to Monday girl. If Paul was to murder I would imagine his final straw would be showing up to the Big Chief on your coming road trip and finding out it was closed. That would likely do me in too.

Taylor S.

boo hoo faggot

Jonathan

I don't understand a really bad accent/joke concerning a dead Welsh girl, tortured and massacred... don't be so desperate to be liked with hacky material even. Not only should there at least be a line there but seriously whatever that was, wasn't even funny on any level and more annoying. Obviously she didn't know he was capable of something like that and he was a little charming psychopath. Wales is probably still under English Common Law and they don't give a fuck about Welsh people; sounds like they threw a sentence out just to settle it. Pretty fucking sad. I really would be at least slightly more selective about the suffering we make really shitty jokes over. Sorry I just don't think a nice, naive girl's head being twisted around and caved in is really funny. So now go ahead and diss me or delete this. lol

George finch

Smoke meth on Your next podcast

George finch

Smoke meth

Lucas Renzo Giovannetti

CHRIS CHAN = DFF? Anyone?

Richard harris

Please kill me john x and puke up my corpse

Belphegor

The real question is what did Jimmy no chin order at Hooters?

Brad The Patreorn

Renton WA LA Fitness, guy shot and killed someone over a dispute in a pickup game of basketball

I raped Jesus in his tomb

That James Brown one is the worst, he did not get anything out of it and there was no actual benefit, be it cheetos or a better movie, that he would have gotten out of it

I raped Jesus in his tomb

Nothing about that Florida guy who killed 2 people because he lost at his video game?

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Thanks bro! Don’t worry about the matinee. We’re all as done as can be.

Matthew Stephans

So guys if you see this I have a message for you. Deep Fat Fried is my favorite show hands down. I've been with you guys since Paul joined Dp and Tj since before then. Brett Keane is making videos calling you guys out no doubt to get publicity since DP is dead. Just please keep ignoring that lumpy garbage bag of human and carry on with the good show. That insignifigant leech should die in all our pasts from now on. I wanted DFF to be the rebirth of the concept I wanted and you guys just made up a better concept and now Brett wants a cut of the new viewer stream. Fuck him and ignore any fans that want it, they are stupid and don't really care about the future of this show. Keep on Keepin on.

Jack of Tears

I'm a junior and my father abused me horribly because he saw all the things he hated about himself in me. I wonder if that's what's going on here, these people were tormented by their fathers to the edge of breaking and something finally pushed them over.

Breonna Rice

Nsa = dff?

Eric Sjoqvist

They did, i think they're lower down. They might not be up here because someone had placed them in a public playlist so anyone could watch them, if they fixed it they should be here.

danieljohnyerke

I've been off for about a month because my credit card expired. Is there still an archive on here. I thought they did a special on directors and Jeffrey Dahmer?

lets put it to a vote put up a poll.

Meryl Streep's Oscars

Leo's accent in Blood Diamond was Rhodesian, not South African.

Friedrich

I think it's a toss up between Monday girl and Concert guy, close third for me would have been the breakfast killer. ::: Scotty raises his voice in another passionate rant and something clicks. Paul stands up and beats Scotty to death with his microphone and strangles TJ with a power cord before continuing the show in a Highdeology fashion.

Andrew Stetson

The girl had a really rough life. I can understand why someone would want revenge against "the system"

Andrew Stetson

I think think the pettiest one was the movie theater one or the soccer one. The Dude was an ex cop that probably had a fairly comfortable life so it wasnt like the straw that broke the cammels back kinda thing so he just killed a dude for being a dick which is dumb. The soccer one is also a strong contender because the dude that got murdered sounded like a nice guy and killing a nice guy that you know for wanting to watch soccer very petty. Not to mention the guy raised you/raised your children

Stewart Thompson

Monday girl didn't even have anything to set her off, I vote her.

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Waffle? Pish posh! Give me a scoop of watery beans!

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

PAUL PAUL PAUL PAUL

1) the concert guy 2) 2013: Takuya Nagaya, 23, from Japan, started to slither on the floor and claimed he had become a snake. Takuya died after his father spent the next two days head-butting and biting him "to drive [out] the snake that had possessed him. 3) TJ pulls out an article saying that all nuclear warheads have been destroyed and no nation will ever create them. Paul realizing the nukes will never come kills TJ then tries to kill Scotty. Scotty manages to kill Paul and now gets all the money from DFF.

Clyde Frog

Really great episode tonight guys. I love when you do topics like this, its perfect fodder for you guys to go off on.

Maya Balsich

Have you guys noticed that in every hypothetical Paul scenario of What Really Happened, a woman will always be the one to blame? I think it's pretty disgusting, to be honest.

Oliver Edward Morgan

Here's an interesting topic: Weirdest Coups In History=DFF. There's been some weird civil wars and coups over the years. The American Revolution was pretty weird, but it doesn't hold a candle to some of the strangeness that's come out of Africa.

Clyde Frog

I bet that bag of Cheetos tasted fucking amazing after killing someone for it.

Delayed

Do the BEST Reasons For Murder next!!!

Marcus Smith

Disabling comments on youtube could be a blessing in disguise for your operation specifically seeing as you can actually comment *here* once the general masses get over the initial rage from all their favorite channel's comment sections being disabled and see it as a selling point rather than a poor substitute. Yes it's further dividing us into our little ideological bubbles, and has horrendous philosophical consequences for how a media company must bend over as it were for advertisers, but at least you guys have a cult following backing you up. I know how much you like the idea of being a rock star TJ, in a sense that's what you have to a minor degree in terms of loyal fanbase.

Delayed

Uh... SPOILERS?!?!

Delayed

but not about BERNIE SANDERS

Delayed

Paul was right

Banana_Leal

I love watching these at my night job. Keep being awesome, faggots. <3

I wanna see a DFF cartoon!

Luggzy

Paul's Ego will on a murderous Rampage when he tries a full English has to admit that the full English breakfast is the king when it comes to breakfast

Brown

1. The eggs 2. None 3. The next list-based show

SomeGuy

DFF helped me choose a full Scottish Breakfast for dinner. BTW its just an English breakfast with the addition of potato scones and sometimes haggis

Oliver Lusby

I heard there was a guy who killed his friend over choosing the Monopoly car.

Kurt Taylor

Paul's immediate hatred of anything to do with Britain is ridiculous

PugNacious

Yeah, that’s the one that pissed me off the most.

Over stuffed

The most wicked one, is the teenager who killed his X. The guy has not been stewing in this crazy world as much as the others. Its like he was born to kill and he wont be in jail long

steven decke

don't mock the Full English Brekky.

Liam Borns

Fukn gotta go with the concert one dudes

Robert Wolf

Okay how does 29:57 end up with 30:20! It's like an ugly c*ck sucker ends up with someone that looks hundred thousand times better than him!

Hunter plank

Paul would kill TJ for coughing into the microphone

Azazel

Pretty sure the pettiest murder was when Thulsa killed that old man in the desert for his dusty old wife bones.

Where is the link for the Discord on here?

Oh' Long Johnson

buttz

Zo

Cheetos was probably the stupidest one. The little girls that killed someone to appease slenderman is the dumbest case I can think off of the top of my head. When deep fat fried becomes the biggest podcast in the world and Paul has fully infiltrated the mainstream conscious he will confess his love for Jude Law. When he is rebuffed he will compel his cult members to violently murder Jude Law Charles Manson style.

Martin Duplessis

Limey Paul is bloody hilarious.

DanFan

They're all stupid reasons that picking is hard... XD lolz

Nico

Paul, having a nicotine fit, murders Scotty because he thinks he stole his vape.

Enlightened Vatnik

I heard a story about this guy that murdered three fat neck beards because they made short Patron-only shows.

Connor Byers

Paul reanimates and kills Rodger Ebert after a finding the old review of alien.

Kyle Sager

The South Africa story reminds me of a time as a child we found a couple mice in our house and me got them a cage and had them as pets. After awhile they had babies.Eventually the dad started hoarding the food and the mother and babies ate the dad and the only thing left was fur.

ProEbola

3. Paul could possibly snap over Jude Law’s eventual burn out and collapse, or possibly another copyright hit on a future video. And it’ll be amazing.

ProEbola

2. No real murder stories, but On the same note, anyone who kills themselves or bullies someone into killing them selves on social media.

ProEbola

1. There really is nothing quite as petty as a social media feud. I gotta agree with Paul just because I share that opinion.

CJ Stardust

the stupidest murder was probably the texting in the movie theatre one also paul should kill scotty tj and all the patrons when he doesn't win the best host award next year

Shaunn Marshall

this isnt the big cheif!

Vedren

As an old man, I must say you should know your Bob Geldof/Boomtown Rats. I am with Paul. Fuck the English breakfast. I will take a southern style American breakfast every time.

Cartoon Paul could use some cartoon dudes in the sauna as well

TJ never remembers when he's seen a story before

DrainGang

That first murder about Robert Lyons: he had bipolar disorder and had also attempted suicide and other instances where his mental illness was clear and obvious. In a court statement they said he had not been taking his meds when the murder happened.

Nocturnes and preludes

I love Paul's hatred of the British lol

Emma Talley

Hell yeah, episodes are back on a site where you can open them in a separate window

Marlin Benson

praise senor tomat

Marlin Benson

Bueno

Patch Haven

I'd kill for a klondike bar.

Carlos

Haven't seen it but I bet someone killed for $2

Mr Canister

Sometimes you never hurt anyone. Though if someone else hurt ppl just for fun, reasons could be a matter of perspective. ... Dammit, shits still stupid though.