New Member 'Your Topic' Poll
🕑 Added 2019-03-08 04:24:57 +0000 UTCGood Evening Tiny Tomatinos,
It is now time to vote on the topic you, our new members, would like to see most as a full episode of Deep Fat Fried! Vote below for your favorite topic. Thank you for all your submissions and especially to those who's topics have gone through to the next round.
♦ Ben Shapiro, submitted by Alex Payne.
♦ George Carlin, submitted by JbanN7.
♦ The Illuminati, submitted by Noah Linderer.
♦ Psychiatric Hospitals, submitted by Alexander Solorio.
♦ Oprah Winfrey, submitted by Scott Loebach.
-The Pessimists
Comments
Marquis Andrealphus
TJ is eventually going to cover Oprah anyway as much as he hates her, why hasten the inevitable? Let's drag it out into her possible presidential race.
Kurt Taylor
Kinda disappointed the annoying fast talking midget is beating out probably the greatest stand up comedian of all time :( Aside from Oprah, Shapiro is probably the least interesting option on there...
Złosiej Stępień
Oh, FFS, ppl! DFF doing fucking Oprah would be the best episode ever, and you guys vote some shitty YouTube suckers instead!? Are you brain dead or something!? Come on!
Jason Moore
This is why no one believes in you Jeebus!
Jason Moore
Ben Shapiro is boring, come on people!
desu
why tf are people voting for ben shapiro? fuck ben.
Not Me
Tj ripping Shapiro is entertaining, idk bout a whole show
Joshua Kittrell
Shapiro is not entertainment; it is torture. Make the smart choice, everyone.
BG
I find your Shapiro content intriguing and productive.
Hieronymus
Something something regressive left, something something facts don't care about feelings blah blah cousin played Matilda. Episode over.
Hieronymus
I feel like I've had enough of Shapiro at this point. Probs won't watch it but if it's what the people want I guess that's cool.
Avity
Don't worry these talent-less hack scammers will run out of ideas and eventually do all these shows. And then re-do them as an update to steal more of our hard earned sheckles.
Marcus Joseph Soto
I really dont care about hearing about ben shapiro's retarded existence. Hes better to cover on abandon hope and flash fried. Not for a whole DFF episode
Marcus Joseph Soto
Ugh why you some of you fucks voting for Ben Shapiro? I dont give a fuck about him. Hes someone I like hearing these guys talk about during abandoned hope and flash fried stories, and not on his lame existence for a whole DFF episode
Why Ben Shapiro? He’s as interesting as a stale dog turd
ThatMr.ShowSketch
God damn, how is Shapiro winning? What a bland fallacious retard
Matt Schilling
Fuck Shapiro vote Carlin.
Neebsz
Dude Ben Shapiro fucking sucks whyy
Kaka
Really? Why the fuck do this many ppl give a shit about Soyboy Shapiro...
Big Gulps, huh
How is Ben Shapiro first?!
Miha Kokalj
All of these are great. edit: I vote for Ben Shapiro because he's the only one i'd really hate listening to on my own and i kinda miss the "this guy is a retard" videos.
DylanRuns
Been a Pateon for a while but literally just got out of a psych hospital 2 days ago. Definitely cover them. Those places SUCK
Charles Houston
Go to the dragon's lair, sword and shield in hand. Slay Oprah.
Skeptical Jesus
Man that was a tough choice between Shapiro and Oprah
Jacob Martin
On a Carlin episode, it will just be a repeat of the Akira Kurosawa episode "Oh, he's a genius" for two hours. The show is much funnier when they are roasting someone.
Gigantopithecus
Anathema, these comments.
YourEvilBoyfriend
Dumbass internet trends. I voted for a name that will actually be remembered and has already had a lasting impact, Carlin
Liam Borns
I get that Shapiro is a popular phenomenon right now, and people wanna watch him get roasted. But him beating out fukn psychiatric hospitals and George Carlin is just madness!!! You guys who voted are boring fukn retards!!
TompkinG
An Illuminati episode and bohemian grove and stuff the history of the skull and bones everything Illuminati related would be awesome
Patrick Lynch
I want all of these. Especially Illuminati and psychiatric hospitals
Lord of the Pimp Rings
We should save Carlin for when the SJW's inevitably reassess his comedy.
Daghlas Al-Ashqar
HOW IS OPRAH WONFREY LAST?!!
Avery Xavier Chu
I would like all of these eventually.
Oliver Zinn
Well the star trek episode worked pretty well but only because of how much these guys loved star trek and how interesting star trek is.
Josh Martin
Personally i think when they make an episode about someome they truly despise its a way stronger episode. Funnier, well thought out. When its them just being fan boys of someone thats already universally liked there not really coming up with any good riffs or counter arguments. Its just mostly stuff we all know and agree on.
BigNifty2583
We hear about Shapiro every day. It’s getting old.
Duckling Duckins
who gives a fuck about ben shapiro, just make a 5 min video and lets get on with a better topic
Price Winton
All of them
Some Caucazoid
I voted for Shapiro to watch him get roasted
Thomas H.
Shapiro's voice is so cringy
TheJedimuffin
Yeah seriously fuck the shapiro sycophants
Austin
Oh come on, I don’t want to see a Shapiro episode. There are too many DFF episodes on individuals, I’d much rather see them explore ideas and concepts.
BettaPonic
What are the odds Ben Shapiro fans would mass flag a video that doesn’t blow him?
c0lt
not giving a damn about ben shapiro nerd
Will Meyer
i need george carlin DFF right now please
Marcus Pappas
I don't even know what a ben shapiro is because i don't want to know what a ben shapiro is. Why are there so many stupid people with internet?
Caio Azeredo Pereira
Fuck these stupid useless ben shapiro obcessed cunts
Brandon Letourneau
I work at a psych hospital and can tell yall its a fucked up system that needs a lot more fed regulation
Dylan Brown
Hillary Clinton obviously rigged this poll.
Delayed
What a depressing statement.
Belphegor
Yes let us stew in an echo chamber! lol jk Im salty because i want the psych hospital to win.
Belphegor
I think the GC show should be over lesser known facts about him. Let us learn something we don't know.
Belphegor
I couldn't agree more sir!
Poop Poop
I certainly don't.
Poop Poop
No, HE IS NOT!
The True Nihilist
I want Shapiro roasted and to then never think of him again
My piss is thick like a gas-station slushy and lilly chugs it
Seeing alot of hate for Ben Shapiro as a topic in the comments. I just want to say that their is little content on youtube where Ben Shapiro is criticised. And I think 2 hours is a long enough time to dismantle and discredit him as a person in one take. Just remember that your hate of Ben will be equivalent to the love you have for the episode
Kanece
Who the fuck wants a shapiro episode?
H Lee
More ben Shapiro bullshit? Please anything else
everended
I vote george carlin but these are all really really good pick and i hope they get a episode
Drake Ark
Seriously if Shapiro wins can you just do the runner up? You know you guys dont wanna spend two hours listening to that faggot and I think most everyone doesnt wanna hear that shit.
videogamer4lifer
Fuck Shapiro, I get enough of that jew in my recommended feed. Can't seem to get rid of him.
Belphegor
WHY BEN SHAPIRO! We have heard enough of this ass clown! Lets give them something interesting to discuss, like ummmmm IDK the fucking psychiatric hospitals. Mother fuckers just choosing that shit bag because they want to piss TJ off.
Patrick Gaunt
Nobody wants to sit through an hour and a half of Shapiro's nasally strawmanning. Definitely want to see a DFF on the queen herself, Oprah Winfrey. Oprah Winfrey is actually taken seriously by someone other than edgy 14 year-olds.
Victor Ekberg
Carlin is boring.
Sierra Reppert
Please dont make everyone suffer through 1.5 hours of nasally whining
spaceSuicide
It’d be a bash and roast episode.
Chris Cook
There’s so much already said about Shapiro on Abandon Hope. Let’s see something different!
Natasha Randall
Do the psychiatric hospital, I dont think I've heard them talk about that before but I have heard them talk about Ben and Carlin.
EddieTheDude
Wtf is so interesting about Ben Shapiro?
B
Shapiro!!!!
PETER
This list kind of sucks, wish we had more interesting topics to cover
Emilio Prado
I don't think there is anything interesting they can get out of Ben Shapiro, so I'll vote for Oprah and the Iluminati.
kash
Psychiatric hosptials. Pick psychiatric hospitals. Psychiatric hospitals is the mext DFF.
Majin_Romulus
Oprah Winfrey is the only real interesting choice here and they've already talked a lot about the other categories. Figures it would be the least voted one lol.
Chris X
I'm stuck between Ben Shapiro and Psychiatric Hospitals
My piss is thick like a gas-station slushy and lilly chugs it
Biting my fucking nails over here
The Deputy Of Common Sense
I went with Shapiro. It’ll be funny to watch their minds turn as soft as black pudding. I wouldn’t do it. My poor brain atrophies at the very thought. If they do Shapiro, they’ll need drugs. Lots and lots of drugs. It’ll be fun to watch though.
Austin Joiner
Of course all these would be interesting and funny cause it the DFF guys doin it, but Shapiro would be funny to see because of how annoyed theyd get, vote Shapiro if you wanna see some salt.
Jake the Snake
I never in my life thought I'd say this but VOTE SHAPIRO
I raped Jesus in his tomb
Shit, my suggestion for Kirk Cameron got only 11 votes, Shapiro it is!
Steve Lerma
Would be fun to see the guys lose it while listening to Shapiro.
Paddy Mac
They'd have to play audio clips of him and I can't stand listening to that sniveling twat
Paddy Mac
I really wanna see Oprah taken apart the same way Dr Oz, Dr Phil and Dr Drew were.
danieljohnyerke
I agree they had Alex Jones winning on the other pole. I watch DFF to get away from politics and people should think about what the guys would be good at covering. Are they going to just show a bunch of interviews?
Aenima72826
If carlin wins then they should cover his entire caree and early life and give him "carlins"
Todd Newton
They've covered Ben Shapiro enough on Flash Fried. It's time for them to cover something they haven't discussed before (or at least much).
Mrohnoes
I'd say it's time that Oprah gets her due.
I'm just worried that their episode of Carlin will be them watching his standup and reading his quotes, laughing, and explaining why it's funny/why it wouldn't fly today
Alice Ekerson
I could go for most of these honestly
Ankha
My blood pressure can’t handle an entire DFF episode about Shapiro so it has to be Carlin
Jack
How have you not already done carlin
Jason Moore
George Carlin!
nicholas cross
Exactly why he’ll win this vote. He’s a cockroach
Dom Grindrod
Got to go with the Carlin episode guys
YourEvilBoyfriend
Ben Shapiro is not worth breath you pleb children