March 2019 Special Offer
🕑 Added 2019-03-12 18:12:08 +0000 UTCHola Blessed Tomatinos!
This month, Pessimist Productions has another incredible offer for you. DFF will be hosting an episode that you get to decide how long we stream live!
For every fifty patrons we receive in the month of March, we will add an hour to our show.
So simply:
♦ We start at one hour.
♦ Every fifty patrons, we add one hour to the show.
Simple.
This show will feature an incredible amount of ripe juicy contento!
The pessimists will drink, fight, play some frustrating games and watch mind-numbingly bad cinema!
But for how long, you ask?
The show will go on as long as the patrons want! Join our bountiful feast and help us keep the buffet open late!
Begrudgingly,
The Pessimists!
♦ As it stands, the show is already at 4 hours! Thank you to our new or returning patrons who have joined in the month of March. You are aiding in the brutal torture of the Pessimists in what will be the longest and wildest episode of DFF yet!
Comments
David
Boooo x2
Puguin
Update us on how many patreons you have acquired since the new promotion.
Shane McGrath
BOO!
Emily Elizabeth
i would love to have a real conversation with you guys. You are the best thing on the internet
PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS
Here we are! The best way to talk to us personally is via patreon messages.
Argowrath66
I have but one complaint? Is there a way we can talk to the three of you guys personally on here?
Furry Trash Queen
"The pessimists will drink, fight, play some frustrating games and watch mind-numbingly bad cinema!" Man, reminds me of some fun private DP episodes, those were fun to watch and have a couple drinks watching. I can't wait!
PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS
Very soon my hungry friend!
Jacob logan enns
Fantanstic, iv been a patron for about 2 months and have had no complaints about your service my plate runneth over at this buffet. But i gotta ask whens the nwxt dank dungeons? Its what pushed me over the edge of becoming a patron. Awesome content keep up all the great work
Oh' Long Johnson
buttz
logan dials
Just joined, let's get to another 24 show!!!
This is an awesome idea!
danieljohnyerke
I will tell all freeloading vulture scum on the YouTube show to join the family and I will tell my mom and cats and all my other friends to become a Patreon.
McHitler
Neet.
David
Yeah, what happens at the beginning of April when hundreds drop off as per the norm before they return? Is it counted just till the 31st or to next billing?
Fred Funkledunk
I joined super late February, but the show will be great regardless of the length!
PixelCrusader
So, if you lose 50 subscribers, do you reduce the time?
MrFings
I hope you attach a name to each hour so you know who to curse
Yodasbigdick
If I could become a patron again I would.
Ambivalent Manasprite
I want an episode that is entirely about the Life and Times of Paul.
Canadian Attack Moose
This is a creative and cool way to engage and motivate us to drag in our friends family and anyone else we can think of into the fryer. I expect you’ll be making an announcement on other social medias too?
Xenos Nassar
Just don't stop livestreaming... ever.
Craplatte
AMAZIN
PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS
Filming is on Thursday for the next installment of DDnDD!
Really Dick Nixon
Thanks for all the great content! Cereal episode was great and these serial killer episodes have been more interesting than documentaries in some cases.
SWEGTA
Neat
SPODERMAN
When is it?
YourEvilBoyfriend
STEAM4DAYZ YO!
DanFan
Aw yeah... XD
Cameron
Yes, but where is DDnDD part 4? (soon)