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FLASH FRIED 3.27.2019

🕑 Added 2019-03-28 00:05:07 +0000 UTC

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Eco Thunderbolt

Lookin cool Joker

Oliviamancer

The Catholic Church is a major cancer in Africa. It's because of them that Uganda is shithole where they hang gay people.

Red Rocket

Ha... My home town of Lakeland made it on FF. We are a bunch of conservative pearl clutching rednecks here.

honestly i think most of us can agree that scotty is a fucking faggot

DjBlue

plus it would be really expensive and anyone who actually has bought weed or been around people who do we all know that 50 dollar weed or 100 dollar weed woudnt fly

Bigass Frog

"More important than a leader are his followers, as without the power and voices of the many, there is nothing to lead." -ME, bitch, ME

Jake Blankenship

Fucking Golden....

ragnar degerfeldt

that description is gold

Fair Whisper Goddess

I'm here, bitches.

Xenos Nassar

Cult Of Dusty is going off on TJ on Twitter right now and he said shame on me for donating to this Patreon because I'm part of the problem 😂 ... I just wonder when TJ molested him.

Canadian Attack Moose

I’m not a degenerate, but I am probably a scumfuck. Thanks for the vid you scammers.

Canadian Attack Moose

Good vent session. Let it hate flow through you. Seriously though it is incredibly disheartening to see the sheer incompetence of the vast majority of people, mainly as a collective isn’t it?

Ivan Peeters

those religiotards that hated that art should come look at churches and cathedrals here in Belgium and all over Europe, they Actual have hellish and demonic art proudly displayed among the saints. you had to keep the peasants scared.

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrQ3A4Q-ReQ" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrQ3A4Q-ReQ</a>

TheJedimuffin

Thanks for the episode, even though folks like me dont have enough subscribers to matter. Or even any for that matter < 3

Clyde Frog

Ok, I apologize for a second comment, but i couldnt keep my mouth shut about the Fentanyl/weed bullshit. I spent several year using Fentanyl as my drug of choice back in the early 2000s. I can guarantee you that trying go smoke fentanyl on cannabis wouldnt even work. Fentanyl is a sensitive molecule, and cannot survive an open flame like that. Now maybe if you smoked weed out of a vape, or something without an open flame it would be one thing, but most people smoke pot out of a pipe where you use a DIRECT FLAME TO BURN IT ALL. Anyone who knows anything about drugs, or about how actually smoking drugs works, will know this is a complete fabrication by our government. Also, Paul is 100% correct as well. No dealer has ever said, "I'm going to take this product, fentanyl, that is worth 100x what pot is worth by weight or more, and sprinkle it on the weed, effectively wasting it. Since basically 100% of it would burn up and be gone before it hits your lungs anyways." Said no-one ever.

Clyde Frog

Thank god they shut down those fucking Robo-callers, or at least some of them. I get about 10-20 fucking scam calls a day. That isnt even counting the several old people who call me EVERY WEEK, demanding I tell them why my number is calling them so much. So then I have to give an old man a fucking lecture about technology, and how the scam works, and tell them its a computer calling them using random local numbers on their caller I.D. It's bullshit, and hopefully this takes a huge chunk out of their ability to do this shit.

DjBlue

no that is very possible! we have not seen the report yet but trump is already saying he is 100% in the clear soo

Milan Maršálek

You mean Paul's logic?

Rants n rambles

How are you supposed to sell the drug that you laced to a person who is addicted. If they aren’t even aware of what drug it is that they are addicted to. They will just think that your weed is really good

Notjustklownin

Chee jays skullet #2020

Maya Balsich

Exactly, and if Mueller is staying silent and allowing himself to be misrepresented, then he obviously isn't the sort of person of integrity who's report you should believe anyway. It's pretty disappointing to see Paul basically echoing terrible hacks like Rachel Maddow here.

WC

I agree, they should have a DFF Debate special for Patrons only.

Notjustklownin

X raided is another rapper doing what he rapped about, he was recently released after like 25 years for murder

They freaked out so damn hard about the Skinnyburger thing, but ignored that it's the name of their most popular burger, which is a big ass greasy delicious looking...think a KFC double down but with burger patties. They're completely missing the point.

That isn't true of all of them. I've known plenty of chicks that went for stripping cause they were completely financially fucked, and needed cash fast.

No you can't argue that they intend to do harm Paul. Choosing to kill and accidentally killing someone is a very large difference.

The True Nihilist

I totally disagree with you guys that modern musicians are all ‘tamed’ now, look at 6ix 9ine, king 810, Flatbush zombies, ASAP mob, doughboys cashout, and many others that have done plenty of dirt like you are describing, I think you’re just out of touch with the modern music scene

PosterNutbag

Hey, I've really been digging the audio-only files being posted for when I'm out driving or hiking, and was hoping to download this one before heading out today. Did you guys just forget, or are there just not enough of us out there who want the audio-only DL? Thanks, praise tomat.

Tyler Fun

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Gubert Dubert

Holy shit TJ's logic has been FUCKED lately.

Katya

Can we bring back Senor Tomat? I miss him :(

Isaiah Roe

If the Barr report was inaccurate, Mueller himself would have immediately made a statement calling it out. Mueller has corrected stories in the past from outlets like Buzzfeed when they've been inaccurate, but now he'sbeen silent after his 2 year investigation was just summarized. It's overwhelmingly likely that Barr's report is accurate, and while the full findings by Mueller should absolutely be made public, it is not going to change anything. There's no doubt that Trump is guilty of financial crimes, but the Russian collusion narrative (one which Paul pushed often) was always a fantasy.

Isaiah Roe

Paul's take on the Russian investigation is off. The line about Barr being Trump's "handpicked advisor" and implying that the four page summary is a "puff piece" is ridiculous.

Janeska Revilla

Damn! Scotty is looking so sexy in this episode! 💞

Rants n rambles

Strippers ain’t exactly oppressed...they all got like BMWs

Rants n rambles

I get the same call every time from Marriott hotels. I don’t know how these people know that I stayed at Marriott one time but I know that Marriott isn’t calling me once a week because they desperately need me to go on a free vacation. Sometimes it does give me some anxiety too because I just assume an unknown number from my area is like my doctor or hey business related call

Kevin Mogg

Wow Paul’s takes were extra autistic this episode.

Tacki Kawabata

C'mon... "Skinnyburger" has to be an April Fool's Joke. It's too close to April.

ounocat

You guys should buy a green screen so TJ can be on the background behind Paul and Scotty lording over them.

Sir Drinkalot

From watching this episode I realized there had to be a TJ vs Paul on Louis CK part 2, as you obviously are not finished debating that matter. Here it almost seem like TJ relinquished to Paul, which is completely anathetical to the show. You can not simply escape a discussion which was already started.

Bigass Frog

Why do the 24% of people who believe in magic sky daddy and support a giant international pedophile ring get to inject their idiocy into every single bit of public discourse regardless of the context or situation, but when the MAJORITY of people want legal drugs, universal healthcare, higher taxes on the wealthy and a secular government/education system WE get called crazy and completely ignored? You stupid republicans wanna talk about minorities ruining our country? Well what about the minority of people who are stupid and brainwashed enough to believe in an ancient tome filled with fairytales and metaphors EVEN WHEN THE CHURCH DOES NOTHING BUT RAPE YOUNG BOYS AND NUNS AND TAKE YOUR MONEY TAX-FREE? WHAT ABOUT THAT MINORITY? Honestly, many liberals may be smarmy and self-righteous, but I'd take that ANY DAY over the sheer unbridled lack of human intellence that these fundamentalist christian conservatives show. And they have gall to loosely quote Marx and call "libtards" useful idiots...as they tow the line of the establishment to preserve the status quo which keeps them downtrodden and politically oppressed, all in the name of a magical diety (for whose existence there is literally no evidence) and a list of supposedly objective moral truths (the majority of which christians don't even fucking follow). And maybe liberals like to tell other people what they can/can't say, which pretty fundamentally goes against the core tennets of our entire society, but the fucking fundamentalists want to control EVERYTHING, not just speech. If they could get away with enforcing anti-blasphemy laws, you'd better believe they would. At least telling people not to say words they associate with a harmful social ill like racial inequality is somewhat rational, if not incredibly naiave and misguided. But this god shit? This "May you accept the holy spirit into your soul", "There are literal demons all around us" HORSE SHIT? It needs to fucking go. We've so far outgrown it as a society it's gotten almost to the point of absurdity. We're asking a magical ancient diety to bless things like particle accelerators, to sway the results of our elections and to support the global military-technological regime of the United States. It's just truly ridiculous. I feel like I'm living in a mental institution. And, ironically, all I have left to say at the end of the day is "jesus fucking christ."

Oh' Long Johnson

buttz

steven decke

Younger people often are incapable of seeing the consequences of their actions. After early 20's people are more careful.

Nicholas Hamilton

I have Epilepsy and it is illegal for me to drive, never had a car and I rent an apartment all my life...I got a new cell phone about 6 months ago and new number and service and I still get robocalls for car insurence and home owners insurence even though I never even paid taxes because I am on SSD

Brown

Love the end, Fuck scotty.

Mdxfiend

Love you too tj

Liam Snider

This bitch's never even done cocaine, how does she have any input. If some fink spikes my cocaine me and about 8 other people will taste it and murder their ass. We'd be out a collective 640 dollars God damnt

Daymon(FAT NOBODY)

HYPE!

DoomKid

DFF IS GOD

Bigness

And lo did the three Messiah of pessimism bestow upon their followers a bountiful serving of pitiful news from the pitiful world they reside in. And lo did they rejoice. For it was good.