Cinema for Cynics: American Psycho 2
🕑 Added 2019-04-05 00:42:36 +0000 UTCFeel the pain.
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Bubblerider
A lot of these Vimeo links just say private for me
OldCrow
People get murdered in the Saved By The Bell halloween episode. But I still sat though this... Why
Brhett Friedrich
Don't care so much what others say, you'll be happier for it
RJH
Loved Paul's Beetlejuice impression.
The Glue Boblin
I watched nearly the entire thing before i realized id be better off getting a lobotomy with a rusty ice pick than to have to remember even having to sit through that. Im sorry for everyone involved.
Lydell
That moment when a class full of students who want to be in the FBI as well as a former FBI agent can't put the pieces together and figure out that the girl who had connections to and was seen with every single victim is the killer.
Pengmaeda
You know, usually, I really enjoy your Cinima for Cynics Commentaries. However, I finally got to watching this one...and I just felt awful...This movie, the commentary did not save any of the experience. It was just so damn boring. And so "Whyyyyy?? Whaaat? Oh Come on thats just retarded!" I am so sorry someone made you watch this. If only I'd been there to stop it.
Banana_Leal
this is dumb but Mila's character is a freshman in college so how is she able to get wine? She should be 18 or 19
Did hallmark made this shit.
Richard Cleland
I'll eat your soul.
Jan S.
That movie wasn't even supposedo to be an American psycho sequel. It started out as just some slasher comedy and then someone slapped the patric2 bateman nonsense. Anyway ,I see you guys later at dorsias,Eric Halberstram is going to be there too. I'll just return some videotapes in the meantime .
Lady V. Paprika
Morgan J. Freeman is a different person than Morgan Freeman
Jonah Boeckenbrink (Parsek)
wow some tripwarning for 1:06
T'Keyah Kedder
This looks like a Wattpad fanfiction of American Psycho.
spaceSuicide
Your banter barely saved this one. I can barely call it a banal movie. It was THAT abysmal.
Tyler Fun
Holy shit that movie was awful
Clyde Frog
Go buy some black women's hair straightening chemicals. That'll fix ya right up there bucko.
Lydell
American Psycho meets Clueless lol
Jeremy Skye
This was originally supposed to be a standalone concept that didn't involve American Psycho. But the first one was so good the studio tried to suckle more out of a franchise so they changed the script to make it Patrick Bateman.
Andrew Stetson
I like how this movie was supposed to be 40 mins long
Andrew Stetson
the part where paul makes fun of curly hair on men triggers me bc I look like that natually and theres nothing I can do ): . Usually try to cut it short though
A condom as a garrote...goddamn it man
Nuuk
Shut up Meg.
Dragoon
Holy fuck this was torturous to watch, even with the commentary to lift the mood. At least there were some hilariously bad parts in there that I could laugh at too
Thomas H.
MEG GRIFFIN. That's all I hear.
Keggerous
wow, this movie is insulting to the legacy of the first film
Isobel Vanderbilt
I think that, with the right script, mila kunis could have portrayed a female serial killer perfectly because she looks like she lacks emotional depth.
Lord of Duck
Morgan J Freeman is actually NOT the Morgan Freeman we are used to.
Jackson Parrish
Okay, I know you guys said it a lot, but this film makes zero sense. Like, when they're in the restaurant and the shrink asks to talk to her he calls her Ms. Newman and the parents don't react. So either she shares a last name with the girl whose identity she stole or she's so crazy she thinks they're her mom and dad and they don't know what their daughter looks like. Also, how does killing someone and "taking their place" even work? Ugh, my head hurts.
Robert Wolf
huh, Hollywood use to produce movies of mary sues even back then!
Tito Manfredo
Still better than the Independence Day sequel.
JoeyDigChair
You should all be wearing mask. Everyone everywhere should always be wearing mask.
Sierra Reppert
What an incredible case study of how NOT to make a movie
DoomKid
Wow. This was absolute dogshit. One of the worst films you guys have watched for how bland and unremarkable it is, fucking Abraxas was better than this shit.
DoomKid
The fact that this was labeled as Cinema for Cynics made me want to watch it more, which I know is totally unreasonable, but still.
Clyde Frog
Jesus christ. I cant wait to watch this. I knew this movie existed, but could never bring myself to watch it because of my love for the book and original movie. If anyone out there hasn't read the book, check it out, it's fantastic. The author goes into so much manic detail that is left out of the movie. Patrick basically describes every outfit he wears in excruciating detail every time he changes clothes, or in a new scene. Its pretty funny. I swear to god I called that the black dude would also be a sociopath the first time I saw him with that notebook.
This was really bad, but it was funny bad.
Baba-Mail
A mixed feeling of hilarity from DFF comments but lost a bit of my soul to the movie.
Didn't American Psycho start with a burst of exposition?
KhaleesiOfTheGreatDairyState
Where the hell did they find these bands for the soundtrack?! I think this is worse than the music they play in Maurices. That is fucking saying something, trust me.
Darius King
You guys should watch Serial Mom, it's a flawed movie but it's hilarious
Vooran
This is the alternate universe where meg just kind of kill everyone but not in a fun family guy way but through exposition
Shut Up, Meg!
Josh Martin
Classic
Darius King
I'm going to have to rewatch the original to restore my soul
Ben Shive
Oh boy, that was terrible. Thanks for suffering through it for our entertainment <3
Jack of Tears
Okay, 1) I would like to see you guys do that "Saved by the Bell" marathon very much. 2) Who the fuck turns away Mila Kunis while she's taking your pants off? 3) Captain McSexy was the star of the fantastic "Forever Knight".
Xenos Nassar
Holy shit, what a wretched movie. I knew it would be bad but not that bad.
Erick Sierra
Oof
Marlin Benson
Blessed content from the great tomat in the sky!
Gemma Hutchison
I love how theres this perfect dichotomy between the music matching the scene so closely that they're basically just singing what she's doing, and the music being so absurdly out of place its hilarious
Martin Duplessis
What a stinker! A low, low point in William Shatner's career, and that's saying a lot.
Gemma Hutchison
paul: when has this thing ever been done good literally in the first american psycho movie hahahaha
Justin Hunt
what is this gay movie
Austin Snyder
Ewwww. Part two!
Berzerk
Thank you for this delicious meal, Tomatinoes.