ABANDON HOPE LIVE
🕑 Added 2019-05-01 03:13:21 +0000 UTCI'm gonna look at some various crap and get annoyed. Watch if you want.
Audio attached for our audio loving patreones.
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Jonathan Korty
I'm Pau's biggest bitch..er..fan.
I raped Jesus in his tomb
99% TJ is actually married to Chelsea Manning
Danny Jones
A video for your next one - <a href="https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/776494/Cops-investigating-video-of-yob-throwing-dog-off-Falmouth-cliff-and-into-sea-video" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/776494/Cops-investigating-video-of-yob-throwing-dog-off-Falmouth-cliff-and-into-sea-video</a>
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Thomas Buffington
Thank you so much for posting the audio link! I can't grow legal weed if my phone battery is constantly depleted from having YouTube open!
Brad The Patreorn
Skip to 5 minutes
BigNifty2583
I’m actually upset he doesn’t know Anthony jeselnik
Clyde Frog
Seriously TJ, that fat list was you being at your fucking best. I laughed my ass off, and it fucking made my day, so thank you.
Canadian Attack Moose
With regards to the joe biden clip, I just thought of Kylo Ren’s line at the start of force awakens. ‘Look how old you’ve become’
Xinic5
The guy claiming to work at Wal-Mart and not being able to get access to healthy food.... You are literally working in a grocery store. There is plenty of things to make salad, fresh fruit or whatever. There are also frozen foods. You don't have to get the "healthy" labeled foods either. Funny enough, the few frozen meals I like for their low calorie and high protein aren't even labeled as diet or healthy options and are the cheaper frozen meals.
The True Nihilist
Tj in ciggura withdrawal is high energy angry Tj. I like keep with it bro itl just get easier and you’ll feel better and have more energy and time overall
Restitutor Orbis
I want some Steve omg lol.
Curtis
The saccharine tones—the ambrosial notes of Abandon Hope—served by the calcified digits of Thomas himself... this is the intimate sustenance I live for. Feed me, TJ. Feed me.
John Thompson
Another great Abandon Hope. Keep it up TJ you fat sack of shit.
Tito Manfredo
TJ, I just wanted to offer one correction if I may: At 50:55 when you said “The fucking lounge lizard fucking crack whore sucking trucker dick is entitled to dignity?!”, I think what you meant to say was “The fucking lot lizard fucking crack whore sucking trucker dick is entitled to dignity?!” That is all.
Sam Bray
NO AUDIO ON A PC. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER TJ HURRY UP AND GET A SOUND ENGINEER
Azazel
Finally more abandon hope; Its time to Rape the Pope.
Please stop shouting or making really loud noise into the mic.
Zero Divisor
Trump Derangement is not really a right wing term. I first heard it from Ron Placone on the Jimmy Dore show back after Trump won. Plenty of people on the "left" have called it out, myself included.
Sev Obzen
If Chelsea is going to be hanging out right off cam please give her a mic. Assuming she doesn't mind being on mic.
Brian
I’ve sent in super chats asking for this.
Mitchell
CMIIR, but wasn't the driver at Charlottesville fleeing because a gun was drawn on his car by one of the counter protestors?
danielg603
I need a fucking Abandon Hope shirt bad, dude. Since when do you not want money?
Emily Elizabeth
DO A MEETUP IN MISSOURI
Emily Elizabeth
you are our god of entertainment and gods do not always have to please
Emily Elizabeth
finally caught you live!!
Emily Elizabeth
TJ I THINK YOURE AWESOME!!!!
Home of da BONE
where is chat? discord?
Jimbo Slice
Jeselnik?
Oratoracle
The Oratoracle will be watching.
Bo Prince
Ah shit gonna catch it live for once
Jimbo Slice
Last day of the month, you know what that means!