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DFF WATCHES "MAZES AND MONSTERS" - Cinema for Cynics

🕑 Added 2019-05-09 00:54:41 +0000 UTC

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PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Thank you

Shrunken Presence

Needs a cynics tag

Trazyn the Infinite

This movie is a hate crime.

Franklin Roosevelt's cat

Wish this was in the Cinema for Cynics tab.

SuperDarthKelly

You guys should watch this! https://youtu.be/qyYHWkVWQ4o

Ed-boy

Hey man I used to be a jizz mopper!

Ash Farther

There's not enough legal tobacco on the planet.

VladTheInhaler

I'm no longer able to watch this video, it says "Sorry Because of its privacy settings, this video cannot be played here."

Alice Ekerson

Damn, Tom Hanks did a better spastic than Rosie O'Donnell

I knew it was gonna hurt, I didn't think it'd be to THAT extent.

Randar Zalthor

Is there another reason that people watch these but to watch you 3 suffer? =P

Holy fuck. I want my life back.

Tyler Fun

I got 40 minutes in. God this movie is to boring to even make fun of

Thank you for making the space where the movie plays larger this time around & not having a light overlay, that makes the movie difficult to watch, and the subtitles make the experience 300% better than older C4C style vids where it sometimes was hard to follow anything because of poor audio mixing. Wonderful.

Ultra_Jerky

Holy fucking god that was hard to sit through. This is probably the most boring movie i have ever watched...

Arcterus

For the record, watching this movie was PAUL'S idea.

Jonathan Fesmire

Autistic does not equal disillusion.

EddieTheDude

Pretty good, guys. Thanks.

Jonathan Fesmire

Great Hall is buddies with Great Oats.

Jonathan Fesmire

At 23 minutes in... are those SERIOUSLY the miniatures for this fictional game? Man, real miniatures are so much cooler.

James Murphy

Bosch really isn't that bad. Also it follows the books which where written in the 90s.

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Let me check.

xXAMightyStormXx

cannot see the vid due to it's privacy settings apparently

Matt Schilling

9/11 is the Twin Towers Lord of the Rings is the Two Towers you dolts

ThatMr.ShowSketch

Just noticed the Blade Runner poster in the dorm room

Captain Teebs

Chauncy wouldn't be caught dead in this movie!

Todd Newton

I stopped following the movie around 3 minutes in and I've never done that with a movie before. Tried to divert my attention back to this movie along several points but it was a real battle!

Brandon B

Time Heist = DFF

Are you a spoony fan?

Oh' Long Johnson

Buttz

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Thanks for the suggestion!

Watch Skulduggery, it's worse then Mazes and Monsters.

TJ—it’s “Bad Movie Guy” from the Alabama meetup. You promised me you’d look into After Last Season. It’s the movie you want to watch if you want Paul and Scotty to *really* suffer!

damien glenn

So, you guys did the top 10 worst movies ever but didn't include house of the dead which makes me think you've never seen it. I think that should be the next Cinema for Cynics.

Jane'e Taylor

You guys should really watch Fraternity Demon. It's garbage, but it's FUN garbage at least.

Jeffrey Searcy

You sick fucks made me pay to watch Mazes and Monsters, well played.

Gary Czernick

What about a drunk writer who writes about an abused writer that is the son of a psychopathic murderous and abusive.....writer.

Azazel

TJ what are we doing here? And whos hair brained idea was this anyway !?!

Dark Nook

you can always tell how bad a movie is on C4C by how long into it they get before they start blaming each other. TJ this is your fault! Fuck that, it was all Scotty's idea.

Dark Nook

This movie is spine tingling... because it made me jump off the roof and now I'm paralyzed.

Damn. The right-wing was really stupid back then.

Wjyndigo

Awe yea, I was hoping you guys would really watch this.

Curtis

TJ, what am I doing here?!

Curtis

A jewel of cinematic history.

Sierra Reppert

Haha so much content this week!! I love it. My belly is so full (:

GC1931

That was one of the worst fucking movies I've ever seen. Completely boring from beginning to end.

DoomKid

YAY more Cynics vs Cinema! My favourite!

kiefsaurus

This is one reason why you guys have a successful entertainment career. You make (((DOG SHIT))) like this entertaining, lol.

steven decke

Chris Makepeace was also in tv movie The Mysterious Stranger in 82

Lady V. Paprika

Last time I went to the mental ward, the psychologist who'd make rounds and evaluate everyone unironically asked me if I have difficulties separating the fantasies from reality after I'm done with a session of Dungeons and Dragons, after I explained that it's a hobby I use to treat my depression. 10/10 would be maligned by someone who was literally so ignorant of research on the subject to the point resorting to 1980's rhetoric again.

I was hoping for The Love Guru

Clyde Frog

The days that you guys upload a Cinema for Cynics video are always good ones. Can't wait to watch this! It will make my night at work be a bit less shit, so thank you boys!