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DANK DUNGEONS AND DRUNKEN DRAGONS BONUS CONTENT: BLOVIUS AND INSTAGRAMMIA
🕑 Added 2019-05-16 04:57:59 +0000 UTCIn the last episode of Dank Dungeons and Drunken Dragons, my character Blovius Thrapp slept with a prostitute named Instagrammia. Paul declared that I would tell the tale of what Blovius and Instagrammia got up to, and I have finally made good on the promise he made on my behalf. Obviously, this story is sexually explicit in nature, and therefore I must caution that only Patrons above the age of 18 click on the link below. Also, if you haven't watched Dank Dungeons, this will probably not make any sense.
BLOVIUS AND INSTAGRAMMIA (18+)
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Richard Arien Halverson Muenzer
Fake! This sounds like something Blovius exaggerated, and wrote down so he could jerk off to it leater. In reality Blovious's d!ck was small, and he could barely fit it in her a$$, so blovius had to use his monk powers to extend it, and even then it was barely enough to fit it in. .Needless to say Blovius enjoyed it but not the sex worker.
Ghanori85
She looks like a mutated freak.
The Skyfoogle
Dude you managed to fuck up the word βdoβ
Gary Czernick
I have an idea. What if, Instagrammia was a secret enchantress that had a special scrying device that can record things, and she was part of a circle of perverted wizerds she sold sex videos too as a magical porn actress. Her video with Blovious becomes popular so she makes a humonculous of him and makes a series. Then you can occasionally harras Blovious with crazed perverted wizard fans.
Eric MacLean
You must be a writer for Game Of Thrones season 8. It all makes sense now.
Neebsz
Poetry
Followz Trouble
Reading this was a religious experience
Mr. Big Stuff
medieval hentai... niceπ
DanFan
lolz This was way more funny than kinky. Thanks, DFF crew!
clayton williamson
Bodacious
Oliver Zinn
What about the story of Bloovesus escaping the city.
PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS
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106
Better then Shakespeare.
Azazel
This is gonna be a great wank , Ive waited sooo long & built it up so much. Its gonna be huge.
Eli
And Blovius survived somehow.
Curtis
YES. I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!
ChancesRslim
What the hell Tj XD
Not A Computer
The content that no one wanted but everyone deserved.
SomeRandomCanadian
The funniest fucking thing I have ever read, βbut you said you could go for hours.β βI liedβ
Darklit-Alpha
What in the literal fuck did I just read? Thatπwasπamazingπ
PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS
I am the god of entertainment.
Oliver Edward Morgan
What right do you have to entertain me this fucking well?
Mdxfiend
Funny as fuck
DonnySlime
Absolute masterpiece of epic proportions. Not only did this make me laugh my fucking ass off, but gave me my dick super hard. I think you should a fantasy story with pornographic scenes such as this. I will buy it.
Banana_Leal
Thanks, dads.
Jimmy Crafton
I'm actually so glad you didn't forget about this
Carlos
TJ should write a porn novel. It was actually really good. Funny and Erotic
PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS
The banana is hidden in the subtext.
PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS
We live to serve.
Pengmaeda
Now this is what I pay you guys for. QUALITY. CONTENT.
Defund Humanity
If this story doesn't have a banana involved, I'm cancelling my patreon
