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Movies that have already been suggested Plan 9 From Outer Space XTRO Gay N-words from Outer Space To Boldly Flee The Absent-Minded Professor Geniouse The Super Mario Bros.Movie Crazy Fat Ethel 2 Any Romero’s ‘of the dead’ movies Female Trouble Captain Marvel Star Wars episode 1: the phantom menace Murder Party Stone Cold The Beverly Hillbillies Family International’s SOS A Serbian film Vampire's Kiss The Thief and The Cobbler Idol Hands The Big Lebowski Flubber Johnny Got His Gun Birdemic The Boogans Return of the living dead Any Neil Breen film Who Killed Captain Alex Samurai cop galaxy invader The Gingerdead Man ‘Evil Bong TerrorToons The ninth gate Shark attack 3: megalodon Roar from 1981 The original Left Behind movies Black Dynamite Craig is a badass Kung Pow: Enter the Fist David Cronenberg's eXistenZ Deep Rising Hobo With A Shotgun The sick house Cube Cannibal the Musical “Socket” (2007) Sometimes Aunt Martha Does Dreadful Things: The Never Ending Story 2 Vincent Price House on Haunted Hill Bubba Hotep Cartoon All Stars to the Rescue 7 samurai Southland tales All the Human Centipede movies Trainspotting Spun Chick Magnets Chairman of the board Escaping Tomorrow HEAD The Boogans Vampire's Kiss FROGS Cannibal Holocaust Capricorn One The Car (1978) Brave Archer Superman iv a quest for peace Bat Pussy (1973) Nukie (1987) Tiptoes Legend My Uncle John is a Zombie Lilja 4-ever The Color of Paradise Killer Bean Forever 4k Santa Clause Conquers the Martians Night of the Twisters Dragonheart Red Sonja Scream Blacula Scream Rikki oh story of rikki Hansel and gretel get baked Wiseguys v.s. Zombies Event horizon Dark Star Natural Born Killers Game for vultures Trippin' the Rift Love Guru The City of lost Children The veggie tales movie To Catch a Yeti Juno Brotherhood of the wolf Blank check Hunted Hell Comes to Frog Town Krull Brazil Brainsmasher A Love Story the dark knight Audition (Japanese film) The 60's Batman movie pink flamingo A BOY AND HIS DOG In the Army Now The Last Vampire on Earth Session 9 Frogs 1972 Robowar Cutie Honey. Salo Toxic Avenger The Barbarians (1987) Half Baked Rubber The Final Sacrifice Monster a go-go Miami Connection 1987 guardians of ga'hoole movie (2010) Godzilla: Final Wars. Deathbed: The Bed that Eats Mac and Me Simon Birch King of the Lost World Kung Fu Hustle The Curse (1987). The Pit 1981 Husk Battlefield Earth canyon trails Dead Poet’s Society Kickin it old school (2007) Sharktopus. Drop dead fred First Period. Attack of the Killer Tomatoes 2012: Supernova Bulworth Casper: A Spirited Southland Tales AVATAR DAHMER VS GACY Sleepaway Camp Scorched Heat Kekec poultrygaist surf nazis must die Leprechaun 5: leprechaun in tha hood The Breakfast Club (1985) The Great Outdoors (1988) Head of the Family (1996) Alice in Wonderland: An X-Rated Musical Comedy Hentai Kamen Riki-Oh: The Story of Riki Heavy Metal. Maximum Overdrive Big Trouble in Little China Dr Otto and The Riddle of the Gloom Beam Urban Legends Anaconda 2 hunt for the blood orchid Evolver (1995). Super Mario Bros. The Movie The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra Killing American Style The Room Henry Portrait of a Serial Killer Surf Ninjas Dark Star Masquerade Falling Down Junior Bloodsport Pulgasari The Last Vampire Batman & Robin The Dark Crystal My Science Project North Voyage of the Rock Aliens Ticked Off Trannies with Knives Meet The Feebles kickboxer 1989 Lake Mungo Lake Placid Blair Witch 2 Dude Where's My Car The Phantom Either Jaws 3 or 4 GhettoBlaster (1989) Evils of the Night starship troopers Miami Connection Visitor Q FROGS Akira Gandahar aka "Lightyear Suburbia Burial Ground: Nights of Terror!!!! Hedwig! Some bill and ted movie alien3 Willow 1988 RANGE 15 Wolfcop Firecracker The people under the stairs. ShowGirls Monsturd (2003) Whatever Happened to Baby Jane Willow Tremors EVERYTHING WILL BE OK - by DON HERTZFELDT Mr. Nanny Suburban Commando Dr. Strangelove Remo Williams karate kid part 3 Amityville Horror 2: The Possession No Retreat No Surrender a day without Mexicans Braindead Ravenous (1999) Killer Bean Forever The troll hunter Garzey's wing Fist of the Vampire The haunting of sharon tate Shopping tour Savage Sisters thankskilling "Last Ounce of Courage 1612 The Blues Brothers an old Freddy Krueger film Ulysses' gaze cutting class The 2003 live action cat in the hat Mindwarp (1992) Fritz the Cat (1980) Cool as ice Theodore Rex R.o.t.o.r. Macario A mother Theresa documentary

Macario, the movie is awesome

The True Nihilist

A mother Theresa documentary

BallTech

R.o.t.o.r. : sci fi estrogens and robots. Nuff said.

Followz Trouble

Theodore Rex with Whoopi Goldberg. Such a dumbster fire of a movie

kirk koebel

Cool as ice for Vanilla Ice reasons.

Fritz the Cat (1980) A hypocritical swinging college student cat raises hell in a satiric vision of various elements on the 1960s.

Mindwarp (1992) In post-apocalyptic 2037, Judy rebels against the AI-ruled utopia where people live in a happy VR simulation. She's exiled to a post-nuclear wasteland where she meets drifter Stover (bruce campbell). Mutated cannibals capture them for their leader Seer.

Meet the Feebles (1989) Multiple animals and insects experience the sleazier side of show business while working on a variety show.

The 2003 live action cat in the hat

Sightless

theres an old movie on youtube called cutting class which has a baby faced brad pitt. its nearly scrubbed by society itself. I think brad pitt has paid companies to shadow ban it off their lists cause you cant buy it on any movie streaming site. ive tried. its hilariously bad and entertaining with how incompetent it is that you wont get bored. ill pay you 50 bucks to stream it.

Christos Binos

If you're even interested for a long movie which may be either the most pretentious or masterful films you have ever encountered... Check out Ulysses' gaze. Most of the film is in english but there are parts in Greek. Subtitles are easy to find.

Denis517

The Blues Brothers or an old Freddy Krueger film.

Oliver Zinn

Bret Kean episode.

Edvard Lundgren

A REAL. HUMAN. BEAN.

Fist406

1612. It is a movie made in 2007 with relatively poor reviews. The movie is essentially a piece of russian propoganda according to a few articles. I liked it when I was younger, and I would like to see how it has aged and what you guys think about it as I'm certain it's not as good as I remember.

NOAH EARTHLING

Is that movie bad? I remember it being kinda entertaining when i Watched it a long time ago.

NOAH EARTHLING

Watch "Last Ounce of Courage", its the most cliche conservative jerk off film ever made

Lord of Duck

You suck craig

Anonymous

Do killer bean forever. Imagine John Wick, but with no budget and an ensemble of anthropomorphic coffee beans with no personality

Vinessa E

Savage Sisters: https://youtu.be/5YOs1-N3v7w A beautiful exploitation movie with a lot of sex violence and heart. This movie hits a lot of good notes, and is enjoyable, while still being bad enough to make fun of and criticize. The story involves three ladies in a revolutionary group on an island called the Banana republic trying to get away from the army and retrieve one million dollars. I think many characters will cause the guys to grow charmed by the film as I was when I first watched it. this one is both funny for the hosts and for us.

AkiK

A Russian found footage film called "Shopping tour" is a fairly shitty film I recommend if you want to broaden your horizons and find out why Nordic countries rank so high in happiness.

Isobel Vanderbilt

The haunting of sharon tate (she was murdered by charles manson). It has hilary duff in it. It got like a 3/10 on rotten tomatoes

Fist of the Vampire. It's the worst movie I've ever seen, and it needs to be seen to be believed. Was made in 2007. Shit camera quality, no fight choreography. I should mention that it has nudity. It was absolutely amazing in its incompetence.

Ally Asmodeus

Garzey's wing. It's a three-part anime series (so the standard length of a movie), a religious experience of bad and available on youtube. There were moments that left me laughing for ten minutes. Just watch the first three minutes and you'll know if you want to make a commentary.

Mr.Vatnedal

The troll hunter. Norwegian comedy/drama/documentary from 2010

Passionate Lobster

Killer Bean Forever. Its a movie about an anthropomorphic bean on a quest for blood.

Cole W

Ravenous (1999) Its a B western gothic horror movie about cannibalism vaguely based on the wendigo mythology. It's a pretty good cheesy film that doesn't exploit lame jumpscares

Douglas Hesketh

Braindead! (Early Peter Jackson movie)

Jon-Claude Marquee

a day without Mexicans

Price Winton

No Retreat No Surrender. Early Van Damme movie. Whole thing is on YouTube. Lot of hilarious 80’s cheese

Amityville Horror 2: The Possession, I greatly enjoyed TJ and Paul's video on the original and the remake and would love to see you guys react to an entry into the series that was really unconventional for horror in general.

DANNY JENSEN

karate kid part 3

J.R.Writings

Remo Williams, because no one remembers Remo Williams

Dr. Strangelove

Rinpoo

Mr. Nanny or Suburban Commando. I want to see these because your No Hold's Barred review from DP was one of my favorites, and children's movies seem to be the best ones you do, such as Mac and Me. If I had to choose only one it would be Mr. Nanny.

Austin Snyder

https://youtu.be/1IUX0Qy-IDM This is about 1/8 of the movie I recommend. The opening is slow, but it gets pretty dark and interesting fairly quick. There's a theme of mental illness throughout. Amazing short film. 9.7/10 for me.

LesClaypoolOnBass

Willow or Tremors

Greg Gupton

Whatever Happened to Baby Jane

Poop Poop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O26CWmjERkM

Poop Poop

Monsturd (2003)

Razor Candies

ShowGirls

Blake

I'm not mad at this idea

Blake

The people under the stairs. Its a 1991 horror comedy directed by Wes Craven.

Lady V. Paprika

That's just like the Yeti a Love Story 2's soundtrack. Dear all that is unholy, they can't take another one, not in the same month!

Meahhhsee

Firecracker, it's a strange one. Also includes brother rape! It also stars Mike Patton of faith no more and Mr bungle fame. Only reason I watched it. It's a very David Lynch like experience.

Seth

Surf nazis

Matthew Bartlett

Wolfcop please

Daghlas Al-Ashqar

RANGE 15. Its a shitty zombie action comedy movie made by pissed off, conservative, edgelords veterans.

RNC93

Willow 1988

Matthew Jackson

This is a patreon recommendation i’d like to see them do above my own

Vickerfly

alien3

The Glue Boblin

Some bill and ted movie, or dued where's my car. Forgive me if the copy right still stands for those ones, and iff so, eh... Maybe it leads to finding somthing that doesnt have copy rights

Daniel Melle

Hedwig!

Origin

Burial Ground: Nights of Terror!!!!

Thomas Buffington

Suburbia. The 80s punk movie not Suburbicon with Matt Damon.

Jareth Gawain

Gandahar aka "Lightyear" (is the american version) It's a weird trippy ass french animated film from the 1980s. Plenty of legal tobacco recommended. It deals with time travel paradoxes, and seems to have some political undertones. Plus there's blue animated tits.

Jeremy Geller

Akira, love to see Paul’s take on its views of dystopia and it would be a great gift to your anime fans, it’s a movie that deals with a lot of heavy themes and is generally pretty strange yet beautiful, of course this only works if one or two of you haven’t seen it before

Jeremy Geller

Akira

Over stuffed

FROGS !!! from 1972

My name is Jerry

Visitor Q

John

Watch Miami Connection: it’s pure fucking gold. The movie follows college-aged rockers who take the fight to a group of cocaine-smuggling biker ninjas. If you need any more persuading, here’s a sneak peak: https://youtu.be/R43dYg_Kuc0.

Owen Reid Myhra

Watch starship troopers so Scotty can get his rocks off

Zombie Sorcerer (Jesse Simpson)

Evils of the Night. Because naked 80s porn stars, aliens, cheesy effects and violence.

Nicholas

They already did anaconda

Craig Ryan

You know you guys love me <3

Shannon

GhettoBlaster (1989) because vigilante justice!!

Dylan Fawley

Either Jaws 3 or 4

Kevin Mogg

The Phantom, because i want to be reminded of how terrible it is.

GC1931

Watching you guys miserably sit through a Hallmark movie would be great. Those “movies” are horrendous.

Dude Where's My Car

Kyoshilonehearted

Blair Witch 2, what an unstoppable dumpster fire that is.

Lake Mungo

John King

I suggested this movie to Paul on a recent Highdeology.

RNC93

kickboxer 1989

Serena Gatti

Dawn: Portrait of a Teenage Runaway. Jan from the Brady Bunch plays a hooker but its also just really really bad

Meet The Feebles. The whole thing is on youtube so should be ok for copyright.

Bork_Borkner

Ticked Off Trannies with Knives

Thomas van Veenendaal

Voyage of the Rock Aliens

Also, my uncle wrote and directed it and he thinks he's good. He needs to be berated so badly

Trae Dandridge

North because it's considered to be one of the worst movies of 1990s and thus hilarious to for you to watch

Monroe Owens

My Science Project

Breonna Rice

The Dark Crystal. I like it and the people that made it put like eight years into it I heard, but it's also weird as heck.

Jonathan M

Batman & Robin

Vedren

Pulgasari

Nick Piazza

Bloodsport - Jean Claude Van Damme

Dominik Kennedy

Junior, Because, arnold schwarzenegger as a kid is hilariously awful.

Hypnotic Visionaire

Especially Warren Beatty's Rapping Skills

Halcyon

The Last Vampire on Earth (2010), an extremely low-budget Twilight rip-off. Creating Rem Lezar (1989) would be another good choice, if you want to watch a film about a pedophile mannequin that comes to life by the power of a child's love. Both are available in their entirety on Youtube.

Ryan

Falling Down

You should do a commentary on Masquerade which is a horrible christian film from 2015 with a budget of less than $15,000. I promise you won't run into any copyright issues, literally no one has seen this movie and for good reason, it fucking sucks and some of my cousins are in it and needless to say they are horrible actors. https://www.christiancinema.com/digital/movie/masquerade?gclid=Cj0KEQiAvNrBBRDe3IOwzLn6_O4BEiQAmbK-Dh1regM1Fj2SVC7Hw7dZRP7lQT-yvUO1l_0Nf_yV_AwaAuBJ8P8HAQ

Dark Star by John Carpenter. It's his first Movie, he made it while still in University and his co-creater Dan O'Bannon worked on the special effects for Star Wars a couple of years later. It's obscure, not as well known as it should be and a pretty edgy/dark satire.

Gavin Burns

Surf Ninjas

Shibidy Wizard Joe

Henry Portrait of a Serial Killer. Mostly based on his false confestion, you could possibly do a duel commentary one on the film and second on his actual crimes.

The Room

Jacob Martin

Killing American Style, bizarre action movie made by Iranian director in America with little comprehension of the English language. Link to full movie on Youtube for free: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tOWjBhfbLY&t=172s

Sam

"The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra", because it looks like it would be really fun to make fun of.

Alex

Super Mario Bros. The Movie

Will Novak

To Catch a Yeti (1995) It has Meatloaf as the villain, terrible child acting and a bizarre kidnaping plot. Very easy to riff on and I think the whole movie is on YouTube if I’m not mistaken

Is the monster suppose to look like Ben?

Juiblex

Evolver (1995). It's about a robot build to play nerf, based on a VR video game, and it evolves into a killing machine. It's just a ridiculous 90's horror movie and fairly early on the technophobia bandwagon.

Mark Trajkovski

Urban Legends or Anaconda 2 hunt for the blood orchid

Ryan Gilliam

Dr Otto and The Riddle of the Gloom Beam

Skeptical Jesus

I'd love to see ya'll comment over Big Trouble in Little China, but I dunno how guarded the copyright is

I wanna see paul and tj laugh at a kid getting run over by a tractor

Maximum Overdrive

Ryan Lloyd

Just make sure to get really drunk while watching the movie.

Thomas Levy

Heavy Metal. Because I've never watched it but TJ said it's amazing.

Hentai Kamen

Michael McDonell

Alice in Wonderland: An X-Rated Musical Comedy. Its a 1976 movie with relatively short sex scenes that only last a few minutes(can be skipped without missing anything). Where it shines for me is the funny/catchy musicals, and it actually has a great story, along with a lesson to learn at the end. Highly recommend it, even if you don't watch it as a patreon exclusive.

Head of the Family (1996) Full moon movie, sex, gore, humor and it features TJ's retarded doppelganger Otis. The "head" of the family is literally that - a giant head on a tiny body, who psychically controls the rest of his even weirder family.

Todd Newton

A Good Movie- The Breakfast Club (1985) or a Bad Movie- The Great Outdoors (1988) with John Candy who did his best with a bad storyline. I’m going for a John Hughes theme.

NickyGoods

Leprechaun 5: leprechaun in tha hood. No explanation needed.

For a bad movie: spring break. For a fun db movie heres a couple of movies from Troma flims: poultrygaist and surf nazis must die

For a bad movie:

Tine Tomsic

Kekec

The Mollusk Rising

Attack of the killer tomatoes- pre Steve martin

Scorched Heat - 1987. B-horror movie where the actors speaks english with a blatant Swedish accent.

Ryan P Roth

Do the first Sleepaway Camp, it's just full of campiness and over acting.

James Green

DAHMER VS GACY

Baba-Mail

AVATAR - It's current because of the sequel and there's so much undeserved hype.

Franklin Roosevelt's cat

NEIL BREEN

they did that on drunken peasants. The whole thing is on youtube.

silver

Southland Tales

Casper: A Spirited Beginning. It's the prequel to the original Casper movie. It has Steve Gutenberg as the workaholic dad cliche, and it's a pretty humorously bad movie at times, with plenty of bad CGI. Check it out.

Altamonty

Bulworth... still resonates today

Tito Manfredo

2012: Supernova. It is hands down the most scientifically illiterate film ever made. Even worse than Force Awakens if you can believe it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mt6qq-HcGzo

Fabricio Núñez

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes

YourEvilBoyfriend

They've seen that, everybody's seen that. In fact to hell with any jiveass muthafuckas who haven't

YourEvilBoyfriend

Yeah fuck Craig

Yellow Curdled Ropes

First Period. It's a B movie from 2013 about 2 girls (played by men) get their first period. Here's the description "Two new girls that are easily the most awkward girls in high school, decide on a way to win the hearts of the cute boys and popular girls at school."

David

Drop dead fred. Please mention me if you pick it lol thanks.

CBG_HitMang

Sharktopus. Its a schlocky horror movie and the monster is a shark crossed with an octopus. I DEFY you to come up with a more horrifying monstrosity for a cheesy B-Movie!

Matthew Jackson

Kickin it old school (2007)

Tommy Sunny

Extra? You mean catching up? scammers

Dave Edwards

Dead Poet’s Society so we can watch TJ re-evaluate it.

Altamonty

Half Baked

T-Rx (DUBIUS)

Is that the Will Wheaton one? I always get that one mixed up with the werewolf one.

Chris

canyon trails

Paddy Mac

Plan 9 from Outer Space

Paddy Mac

Battlefield Earth

Dustin Conklin

Sleepaway Camp 1983 (80s slasher movie). Full movie on YouTube.

ThornedKelp

Please review Husk. It is a low budget horror movie that makes Anaconda seem scary. The main antagonist is a magic scarecrow of doom

Dustin Conklin

The Pit 1981 (horror movie about a kid who finds a pit full of monsters). Full movie on youtube.

Harry S

The Curse (1987). It's laughably bad!

Neebsz

Kung Fu Hustle

Kaudervælsk

"King of the Lost World" - A wonderfully bad King Kong movie.

Karlie Starr

Simon Birch

Neebsz

They watched that with DP a while ago

Neebsz

Rubber is boring and pretentious as fuck dude pls no

Chris Coley

Mac and Me Don't really care as long as you guys do more movies. I love that shit!

Ryan Gondek

Deathbed: The Bed that Eats

Godzilla: Final Wars. An over-the-top, nonsensical high action/ monster movie that is so absurdly bad that it's damn near brilliant. And with Godzilla kicking so much kaiju ass, it's actually fucking awesome at points.

Robert Wolf

guardians of ga'hoole movie (2010) BUT I'm sure you could get away with it.

Dustin Conklin

Miami Connection 1987 (martial arts rock band that fights drug dealers). Full movie on YouTube.

Can confirm. Also, did you know that katana means Japanese sword?

Jason Moore

The Final Sacrifice (1990) or Monster a go-go (1965)

Jack D

Vampires Kiss (1988). An insane Nicolas Cage performance, the most famous scene is where he screams the alphabet at his therapist!

danieljohnyerke

How bout the original Absent minded professor?

NoelleIsDead

Rubber, movie about a killer tire and it’s honestly amazing

Veronica Takach

Half Baked please!

Saxocalypse

The Barbarians (1987). Hilariously bad. See this fight scene for reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hMjKP9Dsog

DonnySlime

You can never go wrong with Troma Films. Aka Toxic Avenger

Ambivalent Manasprite

Salo

desu

Idc what movie it's about as long as it's not boring

Ignar Husky

I did a Commentary on it myself a while back. I stumbled on it looking for schlock, and it was perfect

Ignar Husky

Cutie Honey. A proto-weeb film from 2004. It's absurd and it's a live action anime. I think you boys will love it lol

David

I have tried to watch this film 4 times in my life. All while high. I always either fall asleep or turn it off or forget what happens after he finds the coins in the wall.

Chance

Absolutely epic. I hate musicals, but I love that movie!!

Jacob Matthew Crawford

Robowar (1987)... The whole movie is viewable on YouTube. It's an over the top rip off of Predator directed by one of the most insanely bad exploitation filmmakers of all time Bruno Mattei. Mattei basically took already over the top movies and remade them on steroids. It also stars Reb Brown, the star of Space Mutiny, and I know you guys had a fun time riffing that flick.

Chance

Love that movie

Bonnie Woodring

Yes! I love Brazil.

Sean Eli Baker

"Frogs 1972" A little known 70s horror movie that has Sam Elliot in it.

Dustin Conklin

The Last Vampire on Earth (absolutely hilarious, I highly recommend you guys check it out). Full movie on YouTube.

Puguin

My boyfriend loves this movie

David

As a child I loved this movie. I can't watch it now, too horrible.

one of my favorites

Dustin Conklin

In the Army Now (I want to see you guys suffer from the comedy duo of Pauly Shore and Andy Dick). Full movie on YouTube.

FRANKENHOLE

A BOY AND HIS DOG - It's a crazy 70's post apocalyptic movie that inspired Mad Max and the Fallout franchise. It's now in the public domain so you run no risk of getting a copyright strike.

Puguin

Oooh do pink flamingo

Adorable Bastard

The 60's Batman movie

Tyler Smith

Audition (somewhat-old Japanese "horror" film).

the dark knight

Helly Selznick

Lmao The dance of the two snakes part was amazing.

Evan Rice

Probably have a ton of fun with Brainsmasher: A Love Story too.

ScottS

Brazil

Evan Rice

Krull. You guys gotta do Krull.

Connor

Hell Comes to Frog Town! It’s on YouTube and funny as shit. Lots of titties and WTF moments.

The Deputy Of Common Sense

Also, it’s extremely obscure but available on Hulu.

The Deputy Of Common Sense

“Hunted.” It’s a vampire movie much worse than Twilight. Everything that Twilight does poorly, Hunted does worse and everything Twilight does right, it fails at. I’ve sat through plenty of bad vampire movies, I’ve watched every Sci-Fi original picture but this broke me. It’s the worst. Also, it’s Canadian, Scotty. Do you want another excuse to declare war on Canada? This is the only justification you need. Worst vampire movie ever.

Reefer Radness

Blank check.

Ethan Disho

Brotherhood of the wolf In a rural province of France, a mysterious creature is laying waste to the countryside, savagely killing scores of women and children. Unseen, possessed of enormous strength and a human intelligence, the beast has eluded capture for years. King Louis sends in a renowned scientist to find the beast and as well uncover a conspiracy Also the scientist for some reason know kung fuhttps://youtu.be/yIjDB31KfsM

MrFings

Juno would be a great one to review

Furcifer

1) To Catch a Yeti (1995) 2) Nukie (1987)

Keifer Martin

The veggie tales movie. Pretty sure its an early 00’s cgi piece of shit brain washing kids into believing in Jewish god zombies.

Lane Kennedy

The City of lost Children. Its a strange french flick starring a young Ron Perlman. Higly entertaining and very strange.

Tyler higgins

Love Guru= Tj’s worse nightmare

Alice Ekerson

Trippin' the Rift

Zachary Geiger

Game for vultures

EFE Man

Natural Born Killers

Oliver Edward Morgan

Dark Star. Its shitty 70s sci fi that features an "alien life form" that's literally just a beach ball.

damien glenn

Event horizon?

Randall Flagg

Wiseguys v.s. Zombies

Michael Vestal

Hansel and gretel get baked

cyle

Rikki oh story of rikki

Keggerous

You should try to do classic films. I would love to see TJ shit all over something universally loved.

Matt S

'Scream Blacula Scream' Brilliant and on YouTube

Corey

Red Sonja just because TJ forgot to press record and I want to see if it will happen again.

The Taint Tickler

The third one would be the best choice imo.

Chris Cook

Evil Bong is pretty fucking bad!

David

Dragonheart. It's got the right amount of cheese, absurdity and yet still captures the viewer into the world. Easy to make fun of, but entertaining to watch for all since it's a competently made film.

MoppyPuppy

"Night of the Twisters." Available for free on YouTube, movie about tornadoes by people with little to no knowledge about Tornadoes. In the movie Tornadoes actually start hunting people like sentient creatures by the end of the movie.

John Morgan

One of my favorite films.

Chris Cook

Santa Clause Conquers the Martians is free on YouTube! That, or Glenn or Glenda. You guys could get quite a bit out of either of those turds!

John Morgan

Also, the films Lilja 4-ever or The Color of Paradise. Two of the most depressing films I have ever seen, with both being foreign films from the 90's. I think you should comment on them because I would like to see Paul cry.

Tito Manfredo

My Uncle John is a Zombie. Looks like vanity schlock garbage. The trailer speaks for itself: https://youtu.be/CCJ8O59RrIY

Marcus Pappas

Legend. Because Tom Cruise is a fucking legend. And Tim Curry.

ComicG

"Tiptoes" 2003 film with several big name stars. Very bad and very embarrassing for the celebrities that are in it. Probably a lot to riff on.

David

Happy Madison would sue the fuck of 'em.

Grands Bouts

Bat Pussy (1973) and Nukie (1987). Bat Pussy is a terrible Batman porno parody with really unappealing sex. Nukie is truly awful. 1.5 on IMDb.

Gondotheslayer

Superman iv a quest for peace

Marcos

Brave Archer its a terrible kung fu movie from the 70s. And has even bad acting compared to its contemporaries.

Erick Sierra

The Car (1978) looks pretty cheesy and funny it's about a murderous car

David

Cannibal Holocaust. You did a show on cannibals and it's quite a good movie with a decent story and ahead of it's time. It's also quite shocking and bizarre.

Viewtiful Void

FROGS

Darius King

Vampire's Kiss. Hilarious over-acting by Nicholas Cage

John Morgan

Do a commentary on one of those old Channel Awesome anniversary films. Their so awkward and cringey, and I think you guys, especially TJ, would provide some great commentary to them.

GodsButtMonkey

Just now saw the brief description as to why you should choose it part. Anyway, The Boogans is an early 80s monsters in the shadows type B horror movie schlock that most people have never seen, never heard of, or forgot about.

HEAD that movie is trippy as fuck

Matthew

"Escaping Tommorow", a movie you can watch entirely on YouTube that can't be copyright claimed because the people that made it snuck into Disney world and Disney land to film it. There is no plot or story, it's about as good a movie as I could make, if not worse. It grossed 100,000 in total.

Mike D

Chairman of the board carrot top movie ..... awful

You guys Should watch a Neil Breen Movie.

timic83

Cartoon All Stars to the Rescue would be dope, I second it

Lil View

Chick Magnets. Terrible free movie on Amazon Prime that I was actually in.

CodeWiskeySky

Please watch “Spun”

Chance

Trainspotting, a classic Scottish comedy. It’s dark, and complete insane. A must watch for all humans of Earth.

King Komodox

All the Human Centipede movies

Bishop King

Southland tales, it's old and has Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

Chloe413

7 samurai just to piss of TJ

Ethan Stute

Cartoon All Stars to the Rescue. An anti drug psa starring late 80's and early 90's cartoon characters. It should be on YouTube.

Joseph March

Bubba Hotep, it's somehow both Bruce Campbell at his best and worst at once!

MrFinklesworth

The Vincent Price House on Haunted Hill is copyright free I believe I’m not too sure

Tyler Rehkopf

The Never Ending Story 2 is amazingly bad. You guys gotta see it.

GC1931

Sometimes Aunt Martha Does Dreadful Things: https://youtu.be/yoi7k2KXNNQ I watched this film recently and it’s fucking insane. It’s a terrible movie, but it’s a really fun watch. Not to mention, the main character is a cross-dressing killer named Paul.

Xenos Nassar

Oh please god no

MrFings

“Socket” (2007). It’s a gay thriller indie film about electricity

Dr. Spin

Cannibal the Musical; the first major film from Matt Stone / Trey Parker. Obscure AF and old as dirt now

Kittytime

Cube

Bear

"The sick house" is an awful movie that I felt had a lot of promise but was super poorly executed. It's about a group of teens that go into some old British hospital thats haunted by a plague doctor

God Sadds

Hobo With A Shotgun. Need I say more? If so, this movie is outrageous, crazy, and not politically correct at all. Now i know it's only 9 years old, but I think its close enough.

Watch Deep Rising

Xenos Nassar

My favorite movie of all time: David Cronenberg's eXistenZ ... It's obscure enough where are you shouldn't have any copyright issues, more than 10 years old, and clearly I'm recommending it because it's my favorite movie! So great and weird.

MrMothman7

Would patreon even allow that XD

Reese Harris

Kung Pow: Enter the Fist

MrMothman7

Craig is a badass

The Taint Tickler

Black Dynamite. I don’t know why I got really super high on edibles once and watched this in my friends attic. I remember laughing my ass off at it but that’s probably because the brownies. It’s crazy ‘70s Kung fu in the Whitehouse what more ya want?

Grahamdalf

The original Left Behind movies. Really any religious themed movies.

Roar from 1981. The most dangerous explotation film, an action "comedy" with actors interacting with a lot of lions, tigers, Panthers, and Jaguars; all relatively untrained. Safe to view even on YouTube.

Irving Zisman

Shark attack 3: megalodon

Misha

The ninth gate

Erick Sierra

You guys have to see TerrorToons again but sober

UnholyCrazibeast

Either ‘The Gingerdead Man’ or ‘Evil Bong’

reese jones

“Samurai cop” and “galaxy invader” are two of the most hilariously bad movies ever made.

CJ Stardust

Who Killed Captain Alex?

Brian Palmer

Any Neil Breen film

Jeremy St.onge

Return of the living dead

GodsButtMonkey

The Boogans

Cletus, the angry pro-life fetus

Birdemic

Johnny Got His Gun

GreenAndPurple

'Flubber'

Berzerk

The Big Lebowski, because it’s fun and interesting and basically the predecessor to this podcast

Firefly should've been cancelled sooner

Idol Hands

Amelia

The Thief and The Cobbler, the movie Disney's Aladdin ripped off.

Brantley Vanhoek

"Vampire's Kiss" with Nicolas Cage. You deserve a bad movie that's funny rather than torture.

A Serbian film. Because why not.

SPT12

Family International’s SOS. Made by the cult Joaquin Phoenix grew up in

CraziBastid

Stone Cold starring Brian Bosworth

WoofyTheWoof

The Beverly Hillbillies

ragnar degerfeldt

Murder Party. Its a kind of semi obscure indie film. It has a 10/10 on imdb and is really good. I know you guys like to rip bad movies apart but this is worth watching