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Ocelot Rap (parody of "Handlebars" by Flobots)
🕑 Added 2015-08-07 12:19:37 +0000 UTC I can live my life as an ocelotAn ocelot
An ocelot
I can live my life as an ocelot
An ocelot
An ocelot
Look at me, look at me
Cocky as hell cause it's good to be
A spy, working undercover
Secure the Soviet Legacy
I can call in Spetznaz patrol
I can spin guns like a dude from Texas
I can do all my own pest control
And I can have an M-72 for breakfast
I can make a bald guy urinate
I can make a bullet ricochet
I do this real cool thing with my hands
And I can make The Boss get all irate
Me and Big Boss had an argument
Me and Big Boss met the president
You can guess how well it went
I can fool anyone that I want, I said
I quadruple-crossed the CIA
The CIA
The CIA
And I can ride a horse across a battlefield
A battlefield
A battlefield
Look at me, look at me
Just woke you up so that I could see
Big Boss come back to life
After we cooked up Les Enfants Terribles
I can make Snake run around in circles
I can make a corpse of the DARPA chief
I can design an electric
Torture device that'll kill you if you try to cheat
I can shrug off any amputation
I conduct a mean interrogation
Liquid's the boss at Shadow Moses
But I'm the one behind the manipulation
Mantis, Wolf and Vulcan Raven
Help plant the seeds for my Outer Haven
I got a sweet deal with Gurlukovich
But it's nothing but a bait-and-switch, so
I can tantalize you with a sequel hook
With a sequel hook
With a sequel hook
And you can find me lurking in an easter egg
In an easter egg
In an easter egg
(instrumental)
Look at me, look at me
And my new arm that can talk
I break the rules, backstab these fools, and everyone gets rocked
Snake's a traitor
The tanker is sunk
And now two years later
This new kid's a punk
I'll avoid all future mutilations
Perform presidential assassinations
Cause Doc Ock's annihilation
Set a course for world domination
I can make everybody go insane
Just 'cause I'm the man
My methods may seem to be inhumane
But it's all according to plan, because
I control all of your nanomachines
Nanomachines
Nanomachines
And I can cause explosions with my finger guns
With my finger guns
With my finger guns
And I'll free the world from La Li Lu Le Lo
La Li Lu Le Lo
La Li Lu Le Lo
La Li Lu Le Lo
La Li Lu Le Lo
La Li Lu Le Lo
I have lived my life as an ocelot
An ocelot
An ocelot
I have lived my life as an ocelot
An ocelot
An ocelot
