FLASH FRIED: 30 October 2019
🕑 Added 2019-10-31 02:05:03 +0000 UTCDue to Paul's injuries, he could not attend this Flash Fried. He is feeling alright but is still very sore. By Friday, he should be back to his healthy, albeit melancholy self again. In the meantime, we have the Kirk brothers here to depress and entertain you with the news.
Audio attached.
Comments
killspree
"is it a boy or is it a girl? nope; it's a shrapnel." --t.j. kirk, 2019
Heather Squidz
My guess is Paul had postural hypotension from sitting and when he stood his blood pressure dropped, he fainted, and he dropped. This happened to me in the shower once and I was found face down on a rubber duck. Shit sucks man, hope he gets better.
Russian Jackal
“After refusing to cooperate with us and place his hands behind his back, the suspect threw a hysterical fit, dropped to the ground, and repeatedly beat his face , liver and kidneys against our boots.”
Umbrella Corp Security
They are covering up for Scottys beating
Beezhto Lazawoski
Ahhh the ole "I fell and chipped my tooth and smacked up my knee real bad" excuse, ehhh parky?
Mr Canister
i paid for it so here i am shit fart
Madmanx25
Paul's Cisty ass is acting up and that's why he couldn't attend
Rants n rambles
They sell colored smoke bombs for about tree fitty
Poop Poop
Pooooooop
Skeptical Jesus
I miss the salty ball :( Get well soon
Noble Ape
get well soon paul!
Josh Jerome
So Five Nights At Freddy's starring Ghost Rider? I'm down.
Josh Jerome
"CAUSE I'D MISS YOU BABEH, AND I DONT WANNA MISS A THAAAANG." God damnit, Scotty.
#thefallofpaul
Oskar Gyllenadler
Get well, Paul. Looking forward too seeing you on the show again.
Stewart Thompson
Grandma got exploded by a pipe bomb....
Ryan Lloyd
All in all it's just another Paul in the wall.
This comment says
RIP Paul
Tyler Fun
Mayo
Tyler Fun
No, that’s just death behind them. He is here for the all! Muhahahaha, spooky
Jeremy St.onge
Dont you die on us Paul, dont you dare die on us! Fight you bastard! Stay away from the light!
Alex Dutton
So? What color was it!?
s10w10rr1s
cmon paul just shake it off you are alright. walk it off
Paul was axed off.
The Mollusk Rising
I get lightheaded from anxiety, I was feeling pretty weird with the insane episode. Hope paul gets to rolling again soon.
Qartheros
Paul has fat
Nicholas Hamilton
About The History of Going Insane episode; not funny Paul passed out and chipped a tooth hitting his head against a door...funny Paul said it would be an uplifting episode...
PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS
Damn what a sad existence you must lead Nicholas. Thanks for the five bucks though.
Defund Humanity
This is your best kayfabe yet boys.
Maya Balsich
Joe Biden took him behind the shed!
Maya Balsich
No Paul! Will watch twice.
Mejórate señor Paul
Kid Wizard
I hope Paul outlives me and I'm 10+ fucking years younger than him
Goddamn I hate scotty
Mdxfiend
Feel better PorkL!
Sev Obzen
Just as I was starting to wonder "where the fuck is flash-fried".
NikoNikolaia
Hope Paul gets better!
Zane Roberts
Paul, paul. Bounced like a ball. Jk hope he feels better soon
Kristen R
It's called Two Brothers
Joseph
God has forsaken Paul because he hasn’t mad highdeology in a while. Repent and make more highdeologies Paul. For your immortal soul!
HalleyHeroine
Take all the time you need Paul. The internet is not going anywhere, We'll be here when you are feeling better!
Master Krepta
I hate when shows kill off cast members for views... All joking aside, Get Well soon paul.
The Glue Boblin
He passed out and amface planted into a door at the end of the history of insanity ep.
Carlos
I knew it! Paul is going to die, and TJ was behind it all!! That's why there is a weird guy behind Scotty on every single show, because...he is... Paul's replacement . TJ is secretly poisoning Paul since he became the star of the show. But your plan won't work because not only have I discovered your plan I have the evid.. wait a minute I can hear something weird behind the door.... WTF! Scotty?!?!? What are you doing here? wait!! Don't! Don't do it!!!! Nooooo!!! Ahdjekdbdjsbdapwn
Regan Thompson
Glad Paul is resting, and of course can't complain about flashfried!
ScottS
What happened to Paul?
Devan Tait
Get well soon Paul!!
Oliver Edward Morgan
Hopefully his HoloBabes' nursing drivers are up to date!
Smack Millan
Get well Pauly boy
FRANKENHOLE
Looks like old Paul is going to have to be put down :(
Myles
No Paul? 🥶
Dwenn
Get well Paul. Hurry up.