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Flash Fried: 11 Dec 2019

🕑 Added 2019-12-12 01:28:16 +0000 UTC

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Bigass Frog

I'm a young person and I'm not voting for Bernie. He had his chance in 2016 and he caved to Shillary with no resistance at all. Even if he wins, nothing will change as long as the system stays the same and nothing but a literal political revolution could change that at this point. I know I'M too lazy to revolt. Fuck that. Pretty sure nothing's gonna change. Bernie Bro TJ is pretty adorable though. His last little flickering ember of optimisim finally seeing some light and nourishment. Careful TJ, soon it will be snuffed out! #GoFuckYourselves2020

Josh Jerome

You know they've at least played soggy cracker

Lars Hammett

old pricklebush

Tito Manfredo

I mean we don’t know for sure that Biden hasn’t had Obama’s dick inside him at some point. We assume he probably hasn’t, but we don’t truly know.

Patrick Lynch

Imagine the earth is an apartment. There are two roommates Republican and Democrat. Not only does the republican not do their chores, they deny they even exist in the first place. Not taking action to keep the earth inhabitable IS evil

MDO

What's up with the cant do attitude, Paul.

Frost Draco

Yea, because being told that you are evil is surely not gonna get you the least bit annoyed at Greta. Sorry I don't listen to eco-facist.

Umbrella Corp Security

after this ep I feel like smacking Paul

Umbrella Corp Security

Pauls logic: Martin Luther King giving his speech speech. KKK behind him with air horns yelling "N-word"

Josh Jerome

Paul is smart, Paul is thin, Paul doesn't have pubes Upon his chin.

Neebsz

bb mad

Anthony Sharp

So baul at your next meeting if someone is yelling and being disruptive the whole time so no one can get through a sentence you'll defend them "Oh its all good i am against kicking them out" well if you don't like it you shouldn't hold the rallies then you retarded cunt.

Anthony Sharp

Every time baul says something i hate him worse and worse. Shut the fuck up with your garbage fucking hypocrite opinions baul you fucking simpleton.

Tito Manfredo

It seems like the owl has to be a metaphor for something. Maybe it’s the trauma from his divorce or that time he got kidnapped and he’s still subconsciously burdened by it to this day. 🧐

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

I'm kind of a big Dill. - Taylor

Rocky Alvillar

I don't really understand the reasons for Paul to like that Joe Biden reach across the isle bullshit. Does he not remember how republicans during Obama's tenure of president was just saying "NO" to damn near anything he tried to push through. Obamacare was a product of that reach across the isle mentality, the very thing that Paul is so quick to jump down the back of. Joe Biden wants that exact same thing that happened to Obama to happen to him as president (hence this statement) cause then he gets to do basically nothing and then blame his lack of progress and action on the republican side. I agree with TJ, the political tribes of this country are too far from each other now to compromise on almost anything in this country. The only thing I can see reaching across the isle with republicans is on the issue of gun control. Which counts for a large part of the republican voting base more than I think people realize.

Ben Shapiro

Yea its a $10 perk

Gondotheslayer

Well, here in the US, I get no sick days at all and haven't missed a day of work in 3 years, and I get no vacation. trade you

Maya Balsich

Wow I had no idea Scotty had legs!

Canadian Attack Moose

I’m Canadian, obviously, and at the job I work, and I’m only allowed to call in sick for one 24 hour period in a month. If I show any consistent behaviour of doing so, or call in for anything beyond that meagre stretch of time, I’m required to present a doctor’s note, which wastes the doctor’s fucking time and clogs up the clinic. If I refuse I’m practically guranteed to have pretty harsh clapbacks, ultimately having the potential of me getting fired. I understand the reasoning behind not letting a person book sick literally every week, but in my small town of 5,000 we have 8 people laid off at work currently. They could cover lost work for fuck sake, nevermind the 10 people the company has on constant 24/7 standby for just such an occasion as someone is booked off. It’s fucking moronic. I’m sacrificing my pay to be off. I’m unsure what other punishment needs to be given, unless again as I said you call in every few weeks.

Elizabeth Ann Duffy

At least Dracula gave some illicit sexual thrill along with the blood sucking. And the ol' homoerotic subtext, never forget the subtext.

Colin Thome

Paul is fat

damien glenn

I've had that service for a year and a half now...debating cancelling it. I've seen at least two movies a month so far but idk if i'm going in the next 3 or 4 months, it's weird how much garbage is out there

Jack of Tears

When my mom went to Holland, they ate at a restaurant where the staff brought them a menu with pot and hash on list. My father - who'd been smoking in America all my life - was in heaven. My mother's big take-away from the trip was the man in the apartment across the street flirting with her.

El Barto

When I saw knives out they had the trailer for Bombshell, it tipped off a trifecta of bad trailers, followed by an advertisement for AMC's like monthly movie subscription service and I was like wow, you did not sell me on that service with those trailers.

Doctorseaweed

TJ's position is that he'll vote for Bernie but nobody else

David

TJ looks 5-10 years younger without the long hair.

Feels good to be in High Society with the rest of the patrons.

Bo Prince

I’m stoned and made a TJ inspired dinner which is a grape pb and j with salsa verde Doritos and bacon on it. My side is deviled eggs

Doctorseaweed

I'm starting to think Trump will be reelected because the Dems are dumb enough to nominate Joe Biden.

steven decke

Nothing on the dozens of people blown up on the NZ volcano. I thought that would be there cup of tea.

steven decke

If a person cannot make violent threats, wtf is gonna happen to Alpha Genisis channel?

Home of da BONE

I love how TJ pivots on voting now.

Zane Roberts

Who's paul? Oh! You must mean Ol' Pricklebush

Heather Squidz

Here I am having nightmares of alien demons descending from the sky tethered by intestinal ropes to suck out my brain and Paul has a nightmare that his owl sucks.