Flash Fried: 18 Dec 2019
🕑 Added 2019-12-19 02:23:43 +0000 UTCYou patrons are one-in-a-melon.
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Jarod
one of those random teens was kid cudi lol
Josh Jerome
"Hey...Hey, random stranger! Look at all this money I just KILLED a guy for!" - Master Criminal
Josh Jerome
Someone with more musical talent than I have needs to come up with a parody of "Dope Show" called "Pleb Show." Summon Marshal Manson at once! Also, it should be Patron-only content.
wereedbooks
I know you guys have to sell the patron portion of the episode, but having TJ read all the headlines that you're gonna discuss in it really takes the surprise out of it (which I find to be pretty entertaining on its own). Maybe TJ could just read two or three headlines? Or cut that section out of the patron episode entirely. Just a thought.
Turd Sucker
the pleb version was better lol
Richard Spain
Error! I was unable to troll pleb bitches because there is no pleb version on youtube
Hannah Trevino
i want clancy brown to swallow me whole and add my mass to his bounteous breasts, the i will truly be one in a melon
Zane Roberts
Your moms melons haha get it
Martin Duplessis
Summon up a Demon !!! and fucking JETS !!!!
PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS
Audio file is now attached! Thanks for your patience.
lost and found
love your show and all that, but the constant talking over each other has always been a problem of dp and dff. i find the takes of scotty usually the most interesting, and he gets cut off the most. when it comes to hearing somebody out, you guys are very, very low energy
Zero Divisor
What Paul is describing about hearing conversations while eating at a restaurant is a common symptom of autism.
Clyde Frog
Wanna know the best part about that article talking about The Wing? The feminists are the ones who fought for the law to change regarding these spaces only being available to one gender. They had a fit and the law was changed. Now that the tables have turned a tad, they are PISSED that the law is SO fucking stupid! Evil patriarchy wins again ya'll.
wereedbooks
Audio file??
Jason Clark
Me too
Canadian Attack Moose
HYPE for christmas day flash fried next week! Just kidding, have a great christmas Pessimists!
Ryan Garcia
I give these guys 10 dollars a month to fukin entertain the fuk outta me at my miserable low paying laborious job
Chris X
I hate fucking melons
Matt Schilling
I feel like half the patreon budget just goes to your pun writer in the video description
JD
Whenever paul gets that righteous indignation tone my balls shrink up inside me alittle.
Notjustklownin
"We just goofed on this bitches dentures for five minutes"🤣🤣🤣🤣
Clyde Frog
Damn dude, that is brutal. I know how it goes though, i've been down that road a few times with family and it can be really hard, especially during this time of year. Hope shit gets better for you and your family.
What Paul talks about here is why I will skip some of the Flash Fried stuff for some periods of time.
Ignar Husky
Nope. Still gotta go through the Senate and it's likely not going to pass through that.
James Hamilton
I just found out my Dad has lung cancer, thank you three for giving me something to take my mind off my troubles.
Heather Squidz
Perfect timing! Just got done watching the impeachment do-hicky and now I get to grab some beer and chill :D
Blaine Hoover
Paul!! I have the same thing about murmuring etc. and I thought I was the only person with it! Makes me really oddly excited to know I’m not alone in this. 🤣
BinaGreenspan
Blaine Hoover
I’ve been waiting for this.
Hulkster x
Excellent.