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Deformities = DFF

🕑 Added 2019-09-07 02:47:50 +0000 UTC

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An Unknown Supporter

Deformities? More like Deformography... Aaaam I Right TJ ;)

Edvard Lundgren

It was, wasnt it?

Benjamin

Audio?

Argowrath66

No Elephant-Man? or even , Rocky Dennis? I don't know guys this feels rushed but it wasn't a bad show.

Mushy

Every time Paul's picture popped up, it was funnier.

Jonah Lusby

Dude Timecock IS awesome. It’s giving me great sci fi ideas. TJ should write a script for it!!

Canadian Attack Moose

I am fucking dying at scotty’s tearing TJ apart at the transverse cleft palate. Holy fuck. Poor people, fuck me dead.

Nikolas Seamans

yes

Helly Selznick

Baby, give me some cephalus.

Jacob Martin

frash fried?

Turd Sucker

flash fried?

Enlightened Vatnik

Vigilant Christian fell?

Isobel Vanderbilt

dff = deformed fat fried. Each word refers to a cast member

Isobel Vanderbilt

"Dff = deformities". So accurate. Stop beating us to the punchline

Chip Manly

Harlequin ichthyosis. Look it up.

The Skyfoogle

That’s the joke

The Skyfoogle

And here I was thinking this is the best monthly lineup yet

Charles Houston

I'd like to make one suggestion. Just one. Do a DFF on the legendary and controversial punk rock star G.G. Allin. I think it'd be right up Paul's alley.

Dr. Shit

here are ideas to discuss: self help industry scams, national spending and debt, financial corruption, collage degrees (the useful and the worthless), worst tv /home shows, astrology/law of attraction crap, roasting paul, history of porn ....

Oh' Long Johnson

buttz

Rocky

Please do a episode on the Rise and Fall of the Vigilant Christian

Danny McGuire

“And that’s why you shouldn’t have kids” 5 seconds later “Hey guys imagine if you had enough off spring that society is a perfect utopia tailored to you” What the fuck do you want from me?!

Złosiej Stępień

Now I wanna see TJ wrestling.

Bigass Frog

That dude TJ was lookin at as an example of "fuscular" was Eddie Shaw, who I'm pretty sure is literally one of the strongest dudes on the fucking planet. Very little of that is fat. He's like 6'8" of muscle on top of fucking muscle. He could EASILY bench press any fucking one of you at your very fattest, I'm SURE. "Fuscular" is when you get ripped as fuck and then stop working out and let yourself get fat again. I doubt TJ will ever do that shit, and I'm a pretty big T'jycophant.

Beezhto Lazawoski

Lame

Adrian Sjöberg

The topics have been pretty boring lately..

berbby

that transverse cleft kid reminded me of the new pennywise

Lmao for real

Dr. Shit

hey guys could you please switch to subjects that are watchable, who the fuck will pay for this to see

The Jonavic

I fucking love when Paul does a ghoul impression, fucking 10/10 everytime hahaha

Anthony Sharp

God i wish baul would shut the fuck up. Who are you to lecture TJ about getting in shape when you are literally a baul. Fat cunt. 5'6 375 pounds is my guess.

Mecha

I actually have a minor case of Syndactyly on both of my feet, the two toes after my big toe are partially webbed (fused) together. My mom and uncle have it to. I never thought much of it, it’s not grotesque or anything, and doesn’t impede me in any way. Other people tend find it weird though, which is kinda funny

steven decke

I saw a busker today who played the most beautiful music with his pipe, accompanied by an audio track. Thing is, he had no face, or nothing recognisable as a face. He just had stitched-up skin with one eye slit and a mouth, wearing a hunchback smock. Strangest thing.

Jacob Goodyear

Best part was time cock

Mark Sweeney

For some reason the link just brings me to the homepage of YouTube what should I do

robozo

cant watch this one grossd

This comment says

TJs got them topics Paul's got the research and Scottys got the: devil may care fuck you thais is what I'm interested in episides.God damn man It's gonna be hard to pick a favorite host

chris carter

Let Me In.....

4cid_3ater

Wow! Two Stevie episodes?

Craig Ryan

I died laughing. Thank you. I love you guys. Paul, don't listen to them. Youre beautiful.

Ben Hogue

TJ just do Stronglifts 5x5 it's easy

BettaPonic

If TJ did the Time Cock wouldn’t that mean some Scotty genes are passed on too since they’re closely related?

Kingzilla

Why do a DFF on a topic like George Orwell when you can do shit like this. Which requires the bare minimum research.

Jason Moore

Timecock 2020

Adolf Maybach

Just a small offtopic suggestion. How about you do a dff on blockchain in general? I feel like you seem to miss a couple important use cases (it makes voting fraud impossible for example) and if you looked into i think you will notice bitcoin also is more than just a digital currency. Blockchain will be on of the pillars of a decentralized society. See past the hype even tho it can be annoying but this is as big as the internet.

Elizabeth Ann Duffy

Time Cock would lead to a fuck load of accidental incest... and so many many genetic abnormalities. Why do you think royals are so genetically fucked?

Carter Graceson

hey guys Btw, double dick dude turned out to be fake I think

Adolf Maybach

Tj just wants the bloatlord physique. Just seatch kiriakos grizzly and do what he does also i think bitth defects are not really a good argument in the face of soon to be genetically designed super humans. Atleast one of the powers will try it. These defects will seem like a relic of the past in the near future

Matthew Jackson

In the preview video you should censor the sloth man.

Vedren

Y'all need an official DFF Drool Rag in the store.

Home of da BONE

Love the Intro Music change up!!! Had a blast at the meet up tonight. Ask Taylor about the Cucumber sized rat and how she is basically Snow White!!! #DragonSlayersRule

Palanama

Mention Situation

Xenos Nassar

Man that fat deformed whale lying on the floor was the most frightening of all the freaks.

Palanama

Has TJ lost weight?

JEsus

William Rupert

These dipshits have no idea what they're talking about. Honestly, you're doing what you need to do. Keep doing what you're doing, fuck they're hate. You'll get there

William Rupert

TJ!!!

fabian höfler

If you are serious and just want to get strong without worrying about weight the best program for that is called starting strength by Mark Riptoe were you can eat a fuckton and just get strong. It is basically just 3 main barbell exercises (deadlift, squat, benchpress/ overhead press) that you do every other day and in 3 sets consisting of 5 repetitions during each set. If you can do all of them you add weight. If you want you can also add bicep curls and pullups/dips. If you want to train at home and have space getting a powerack and a barbell is all you need. Good YouTube channels for strength training are Alan Thrall and for a more science based approach Jeremy Ethier

Just_A_Guy

Hm, I guess an audio version of this one isn’t necessary

Notjustklownin

Was waiting for David Attenborough to start talking about walruses falling off cliffs.

Austin Snyder

Admittedly, all I use that computer I got for watching you guys is world of Warcraft. Never even opened patrion on it, lol.

Tito Manfredo

Great video guys! I enjoyed the part at the end when the lurker guy unbuttoned his shirt to reveal Kuato.

Pengmaeda

If you aren’t at the Meetup right at this very moment, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR LIFE? Watching a prerecorded show? When you could have watched gods incarnated in human form, LIVE, IN PERSON? For shame...