Your Patreon dollars at work.
🕑 Added 2019-10-01 17:58:26 +0000 UTCYou've probably noticed our audio quality steadily improving over time. That's not an easy feat. Audio is a bitch.
Thanks to your contributions, we've been able to make tremendous investments in our show. And you guys are gonna shit yourselves when you see the set we've created for Dank Dungeons and Drunken Dragons.
We love and appreciate our patrons with a fiery lust that can never be extinguished. It's a cliché to say it, but I'll say it anyway because it's true: you guys make it all possible.
Thank you.
Comments
Followz Trouble
If the ship was sinking they wouldn't be buying expensive ass audio equipment
Gary Czernick
Pfft, low tech. Not nearly enough monitors. Need at leaste six more monitors.
Mark Sweeney
🤣😆 at the sycophants. A little constructive criticism isn't going to make TJ kill himself.
DjBlue
little to far XD
Ass licker
fuck you greedy scammers i wish you werent so irrelevant anymore so ppl would care enough to upload your content on TPB
Duckling Duckins
man better get some good locks b4 some redneck comes to steal your shit at shotgunpoint hah
Mark Lauer
I’d just like an update. :/
Clyde Frog
Fuck all of the haters. I love DFF, and I still love DP too. These boys put out consistently great content. Give them a fucking break you autists, jesus.
Mark Sweeney
we pay for this content i dont buy a movie online and wait 2 days for it.
Restitutor Orbis
Maybe if we stopped bitching so much they'd release it faster. Fucking Christ guys we will make it through.
DjBlue
I know you guys are getting alot of hate and probably arent even reading the comment are caring what where saying but look 10 dollar is nothing you do great work so I give it up. But I think an annoucment would be the least I ask just let us know hey cant post it today coming soon that is all i want
Beezhto Lazawoski
This ship is sinking fast
Jeffrey Searcy
Oh great and wise Tomat I beseech thee, deliver unto us Flash Fried. I beg thee to be swift in thy infinite juiciness for I hunger. Hear my plea!
Aldo Hernandez
Is there going to be a Flash fried Episode this week?
Poop Poop
Poooooop
Pengmaeda
Oh ya you’re right.
Pee Pee Von Diarrheastein
Hope everybody saw this sneaky sneaky change to the fine print: Wednesday – Whole show recorded live for 10 dollar patrons. Thursday – Whole show becomes available for 5 dollar patrons, and clips from the show are uploaded publicly to the Deep Fat Fried channel.
... because i just renewed my patreon pledge.
i hope they're not dead...
The Corpse God
It is kind of funny that this would be the last thing they post, though.
JoeyDigChair
Are you guys ok?
Mark Sweeney
No flash fried and no info on why. You guys need to act more professional.
Brent Slade
Where's muh Flash Fried? Deep Fat FIRED!
Pengmaeda
I know the loss in patrons is most likely due to the monthly charge on a card being declined or something, but it’s just hilarious to think all 300 of the lost patrons left because there was no flash Fried, it would be even more ingenious if that’s why these guys didn’t post a flash Fried, so they could play on the joke.
Ryan Gilliam
I've been a supporter of DFF from day one and respect everything these guys do. I also look forward to mo......WHERE'S MUH FLASH FRIED @!!!! HOW'M I GONNA GET MUH NEWS NOW?!!!! SCAMMERS!!!!! That's it I'm gonna unsub and go buy some butthole pics instead.
Guy Robert Nunn Lyddon
So good to wake up to a flash fried scam. If you're excuse is 'no Scotty' then you're truly the laziest pos ever
Patrick O’Brien
LOVE U
Ryan Barclay DC
Diggin the new scam situation
Liam Borns
How the fuck did they lose 300+ patrons overnight?! You Unsubbing ungrateful cunts. I’ll fukn crush you all.
Marcos
This is like those signs that say your tax dollars at work.
Beezhto Lazawoski
Seriously, why do you guys have a "schedule" but never actually seem to stick to it? Just give up on it and put out content at random or something.
Fred Funkledunk
Damn y’all lost over 300 patrons? You better deliver some good shit soon or I’m gonna join the herd.
BettaPonic
The great Tomato will bring justice to those who don’t deliver flash fried!
Beezhto Lazawoski
Can you take our patron dollars and actually GET TO WORK? WHERE IS MY BULLSHIT?
they spent so much money on the audio setup that flash fried is canceled!
Woven in Hiatus
That shit is not cheap, what a bomb rack
Turd Sucker
last ride?
TheVurgee
Blash Bride?
Nicholas Untereiner
Sweet equipment bros. I'm totally Jell.
Kevin Mogg
if we pray hard enough tomat will deliver
Turd Sucker
rash ride?
Brandon Sandford
So no flash fried?
Brian
Frash Flied?
Serena Gatti
I WILL DIE IF NO FLASH FRIED D:
Turd Sucker
flash fried?
DrainGang
is their flash fried tonght?
DrainGang
This happens every month. Most, if not all...people use debit cards or credit cards. therefore some people dont have the funds at the moment. or their card has to be confirmed by the bank to process the transaction. A bunch of things could have happened.
Umbrella Corp Security
Thats just Pauls security setup. He's kinda paranoid
Jon Gressman
Nice Rack guys!
SNDN
Judge tammy Kemp even tried saying the jurors could sentence her to only two years for "sudden passion" in a murder case
SNDN
They should really cover that cop that killed a guy in his apartment finally getting some prison time guess what only 10 years though because fuck it I guess
JoeyDigChair
Man you guys are great everything is great
nihilgeist
Nice work on fixing the audio issues!
David
When did Paul and Eugenia Cooney get together?
Eli
Damn, that almost looks professional.
shelbees
You're fucking welcome. Now Paul, do a phart.
Adolf Maybach
Do crack
Scinnik
HEREISNEGAN I'm assuming it's because some people use debit cards and didn't put funds in the account, which happened to me last month, or their cards may have expired first of the month.
HEREISNEGAN
Anyone else notice they lost 500 patrons? Wtf? Tj Scotty and paul. Feel free to address these issues. This is my favorite thing online. I want pessimist productions to grow.
The Mollusk Rising
I just want audio links.
Joshmyninja
What sold me as a patron was D&D so great to hear its back.
Nicholas
Now then clean my ass
Taylor De Grace
I love your show. Thank you for the feast!!!
Azazel
I keep hearing talk of Dank DnD but its been ages now, & the ppl they STARVE . Feeeed me Seymo i mean . . Mr tomate feed me
Kevin Mogg
maybe the heretics shouldn't have called him an orange for so long.
SarahJRandomNumbers
And yet, no sign of Senor Tomat to celebrate this great achievement.
Nicholas Hamilton
thanks for the shout out to your fans :)
Just_A_Guy
You really do have a great podcast. I always look forward to Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays — the other days suck!
BandanaGuy
Can you guys please fix the issue with some of the videos from VIMEO such as HELL COMES TO FROG TOWN CfC and The most recent DEBATES episode not being able to be watched and saying "Sorry Because of its privacy settings, this video cannot be played here." even though I am a patron?
Ultra_Jerky
Np babes <3
Shane McGrath
I WANT RECEIPTS!
Sev Obzen
As in you're asking what the goal is? They're holding a fan talent contest for the 5000 patreon goal. They're supposedly announcing details about it sometime within the next week or two.
Fernando Simões
Yes, Dank Dungeons and Drunken Dragons are back!
Manuel Siefert
Yeah, no shit, we make all this possible. Now go to work and bring me what I deserve.
The Corpse God
I wouldn't sit through a fuckin' Tim Allen episode from anybody else on this planet.
The Corpse God
I didn't come to listen to a Joe Rogan podcast. I came to listen to fatman rants and drunken shenanigans with shit audio and lag. Its what I pay for goddamn it!
c0lt
Why did you go with a fosrite interface? Those are entry level guitar center items, and the Behringer UMC is generally regarded as having better preamps for the same cost. The rack mount gear is badass.
Matt Schilling
Didn't you guys just pass 5,000 patrons? What happened?
Booze and Bullshit Show
Typically in audio production such as radio you would have the host's audio be slightly higher than the other guests. Guess this shows how TJ views himself.
Darth-Myself
Blah Blah Blah… Audio Shmaudio… Just take my money and keep the Buffet Open.
AlabamaSasquatch
Also, I almost could not be more excited for DD&DD.
AlabamaSasquatch
I don’t know what that thing is, but it looks impressive. Keep it up guys!
Sven K
Scammed again for some stupid audio equipment, keep it up scam lords love you.
The Taint Tickler
Been a fan of TJ for a decade or more always loved Scotty never saw much of Paul except for clips of DP I’d see but I liked him sure enough. The moment this show started and I saw all three of them together in their unchained glory I was immediately hooked. Proud to support you guys in your obvious passion for creating content and always striving to improve and grow as writers, talkers and thinkers. The show from where it began and where it is now are night and day. Keep up the great work you fuckers.
Ryan Reed
I’m happy to contribute to the show. I love what you guys are doing. Thanks for all the entertainment, laughs and some learning here and there too 😉
Pengmaeda
Wait so you’re telling me our $5 bills aren’t going to things that actually matter, like drugs, hookers and TJ’s Cigera addiction? Outrageous! Where’s that damn refund button!? I demand shit quality video feed! Shit quality audio! And shit quality research! Love you guys. ; )
Brokenxwing
You guys could use better mics. TJ's mic usually sounds pretty good. But Scotty and Paul's mic are usually louder or quietor than TJ's. Idk why, and if it can be improved easily, but I'd like to hear better quality audio for all 3 of you.
Dominic Sobrito
It’s deffinetly a tough task for you to handle TJ.
Infams
It's weird how many things you need for some good audio,but what do I know.
Jeremy St.onge
Nice!
DoomKid
Yay for better sound! Im in the camp who never minded the audio, so its just getting better and better for me
Logan Richardson
You’re wale cum
Nipples Peelov
Cool set-up. Glad to be enjoying the buffet
Abby Danger
And thank you for all the entertainment you have provided us.
David Ruiz-Ceja
That's some nice preampage going on
dyslexia
My patreon payment just went through today. Happy to see an impeccably good investment for us ♥️
RottenPimple
It's great that you can scream your asses off with it being perfectly equalized and compressed and shit. Now it's a massage for the eardrums even during the saltiest fits.
Kanye West
Scammed again
MrMothman7
Induvidjul situation
Mexican Goose
Thanks for the countless hours of entertainment, scammers. <3
Austin Snyder
Is Chauncey finally doing something productive? I'm assuming he's in charge of not productive.
Johnny Kamikaze
Hell yeah
BruceyDaPug
Yeah it’s been a while since TJ has blown out my ear drums and Scotty is audible now! Money well spent!
Matthew
Damn
Yodasbigdick
You better fucking be spending my money on useful shit
Armando
HA GAAAAAAAAY
MrFings
Patreon count slipping? I’m kidding, I love you guys
Japester
Fucking awesome! Looking forward to the future of DFF.
danieljohnyerke
Is Chauncey getting a blow job?
CodeWiskeySky
Thank YOU