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🕑 Added 2020-06-06 00:36:15 +0000 UTCI saw a fat woman down at the pub, whose t-shirt said, "Watch out, I'm a Maneater!"
I went up to her and said "Excuse me, about your t-shirt slogan..."
She stopped me angrily and said "Oh, let me guess: you want to know how many men I've eaten?! Well, I can't help my size you know."
I said" Actually, no. That's not what I was going to say."
She looked happier and said "Oh, okay! What did you want to say then?"
"That's not how you spell Manatee."
Audio attached.
Comments
Notjustklownin
There's literally over 70 hrs of DP covering the manatee, just YouTube it, someone clipped them altogether
Canadian Attack Moose
‘I’m a little conflicted, ummmm. (Pregnant as fuck pause) uhhhh’ yeah. Definitely not looking it up lmao. Serves Paul and scoopy right for saying text the answer.
DownrightSuperb
If you guys do another guessing game you have to write down your guesses and reveal them to the camera at the same time.
Tito Manfredo
Jonah Hill definitely lost more than 80 lbs from his max. He was a rucking blimp in Get Him to the Greek.
jmiller
A better challenge would be for the winner to choose something for the loser to eat. Spam anybody?
Jean Velazquez
im Dominican, another way of saying suck my dick in spanish is mámame el guebo.
Breonna Rice
My ideal pizza would be a big pan pizza with cheesy and seasoned stuffed crust, topped with extra mozzarella, onion, mushroom, spinach, and feta cheese crumbles. Then like a small bowl on the side of quality alfredo sauce and/or shredded parmesan brick. I love cheese. Cheesus Crust is the true lord and savior.
Amerikan Wolf
marijuana can affect the brain hahahahahah
Yodasbigdick
No
Nick Carroll
No
Edvard Lundgren
ONE IF BY LAND TWO IF BY SEA
Edvard Lundgren
He is too irrelevant.
Edvard Lundgren
It 'helps' that he was super stoned during this episode.
Capyboi7
I heard in the comments of the last flash fried, that there was something with a possible Brett Keane episode? If you're wondering whether or not we want that, I'm convinced it would be the best episode you guys have had in a looooong time. And to me, that says a lot (:
10baseballdmo
Also stop the copy pasta on every post.
Mark Sweeney
for 5 bucks you get over 6 hours of content every week plus more some weeks. Honestly i don't know of a better deal on patreon .
Edvard Lundgren
All hail the church of Poop Poop.
Satanic Cabal
Was that a jab at Dorn in the description? At rule 63 Brett Keane?
Kye Coolley
Where is the Cynics for Cinema?...Why so many TJ streams?...far and few between with the content I was willing to pay 5$ for but sorry guys cant do it anymore.
🎀Pospo
Paul's love of fat guys becomes ever more apparent. If only he could love himself just the same
CORNMAN
TJ is absolutely right about The Office being terrible and Paul sucks for liking it.
Brandon Dester
Damn, Drew Carey's name was dropped in the episode but he wasn't featured as a traitor.
Ben Ladd
Paul is so retarded at math its borderline hilarious/infuriating.
Sam Charles
The idea that this whole channel is centered around TJ and Paul's fat insecurity is fucking hilarious. They've forced their audience to accept them for that but never accepted themselves for it.
The Chaotic Innovator
It'd be cool if you guys made an episode about trans people, like trans celebrities you know? It'd give you guys a chance to give your thoughts and sympathies with trans people like you do with fat people. Like how you guys understand what its like to be fat in a society, maybe imagine what it's like if you were trans in society and go from there :) I'm pretty sure Paul has some deep things to say about it since he's had quite a bit to say during transgender related flash fried articles, I'd love to hear more honestly.
The Chaotic Innovator
I know this comment is going to piss you guys off, but can we stop doing these episodes about fat people every 2 weeks to a month(Probably an exaggeration)? Maybe if they were more spaced out then maybe, but these happen much too often.
I raped Jesus in his tomb
Is that joke in the description about Brett Keane?
Travis Yates
No it isn’t lmao
Travis Yates
Suck my years?
Travis Yates
It’s Chupa mi pito.... verga is slang for ass
Fred Funkledunk
Chupa mi anos. Look it up, gringos.
jessie neurotica
Also, Big Show went from ~530 lbs (2006-ish) to ~380 lbs now
jessie neurotica
I used to be 246 lbs and now I'm 179 lbs, am I a fat traitor? (I'm 19 and 6'0")
Clint
its actually chupa mi polla
T-Rx (DUBIUS)
That joke🤣
Norma
Mi mamá, a Spanish teacher, would kill you for using google translate (Try SpanishDict or Word Reference next time). Google Translate doesn’t translate phrases correctly. Paul was right. It is lamer mi culo. 😂
Patrick Lynch
didn't you already do this episode lol
Alex Kirley
Watch out boy she'll chew you up. Oh-oh here she comes.
Raytan
Death to the traitors of the way of the FAT!
NobodyNoel
Count me in this, i lost 130.pounds in 7-8 months by just not eating as much food
Darius Rose
The remaining traitors will be hunted down and defeated. For this insubordination will not stand!!!!
Poop Poop
Poooooop 💩
