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Alejandro Jiménez

THE TOUNAMENT OF D-BAGS is down on youtube, re-upload?

Dr_Binkyboy

Poopballs

Mike B

Best copypasta ever

Upton Sinclair

that sounds like something Paul would do

koolmin23

I saw Paul at a grocery store yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

QUIET!!

AmericanNut

Has everybody forgot Scotty is an Aswang? Wheres the Aswang Scotty shirts!!!!

Bei Guan悲观

I seen Paul at a McDonalds drive thru in Festus Missouri.

Josh Jerome

Mea culpa if and when another week passes without AH, but there IS still another Sunday in November.

Stefan Mosterd

where's abandon hope

Luggzy

Paul has moved to Casper Wyoming where he can be closer to his boyfriend kingcobrajfs there goes any expectations of dank Dungeons and drunken Dragons

Michael

6005 pessimists

iamaphoney

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDOa5iPrwxk

Ryan Smith

We got 5,999 Patrons at the time of this post. SOMEONE FORCE A FRIEND TO JOIN THE TABLE!

Lisa Coss

Ddndd is my favorite thing on this channel!!

Aaron Marentette

Jason Madrid doesn't speak for me. I dont want any of that shit

Jason Madrid

or DDNDD2

Jason Madrid

when covid is done we the fans demand a 24 hour cinema for cynics!

Moe's

its splitted up in 4 , 6 hour segements https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=dff+24

Sprout7

How can i find the 24 hour show

Doctorseaweed

They stopped doing it because they're lazy

Jason Madrid

what ever happened to a monthly cinema for cynics ???

Chris D.

Probably take an extra week just to edit it down to 2 hrs this week LOL

iamaphoney

where's flash fried

Chase Gwaltney

patreeon site sucks

Master Horny

Thanks again Scammers

Master Horny

Thank you guys so much for this. I was away for all these episodes and I am just starting to play catch-up.

RayneBow

As it should. Ef parents!

Edvard Lundgren

poooop

Hatemile

Unfiltered autism reigns supreme in this comment section.

Poop Poop

Pooooooop

Zeaxe

scaaaaaaaaaaaaaampers scaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaampers where the fuck is my talent showwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Nicholas

in case no one else noticed, part 3 of the 24 hour show is finally back, it's been under bs copy right claim for 2 years

Stinkus

Probably midget porn where the actors wear various costumes, like midget Ripley x midget Xenomorph, midget clowns, or for TJ, midgets dressed up like bananas fisting each other.

Rai Maj

If pessimist production was a porn studio, what kind of porn would it produce?

YoOoOoOoO

yo

Fussy

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iamaphoney

where's the content scammers

Eco Thunderbolt

Personally I'm watching out for that mofo with the eyepatch. Youngish, popular among his base and definitely has the "tough guy" look the Republicans go crazy for.

General ButtNaked

Thank You guys

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

It's still September dude.

Atticus Omundson

Still no CvsC for this month

Stefan Mosterd

hello dutch person

Casey Grapperhaus

Even when I can't eat anymore, I always find a way to make room for more delicious content.

Brendan Pedersen

Are you on crack?

ZenithOfSpace

eh smoke a fatty and burp a couple times... YOU'LL EAT MORE AND YOU WILL LIKE IT

SarahJRandomNumbers

BELLY... FULL... FROM... TOO... MUCH... CONTENTO! MUST... EAT... MORE... FOR... SENOR... TOMAT!

lane hurst

Thanks so much guys. I am really aggravated with patreons timeline. Really glad you guys made it easier.

Nunya

TJ was talking about his predictions for future Republican presidents. I got one for ya. That guy Cawthorn. The 24, I think, year old. He's the youngest to make congress in history and I think the Republicans can market him as the next FDR (because he is in a wheel chair) and it doesn't hurt he's so young. It can be the Yang to AOC Yin. Cawthorn is opportunity to play the woke card with mask of decorum back on.

Edvard Lundgren

All hail poop poop!

Poop Poop

An Update for the month of August would make me an Extraordinarily HAPPY Poop Poop 💩💩 👍

Casen Snake Venom Cooke

Drunk

Valiant Cashcow

boooo

Tinky

Gilly

but then it will be easily pirated.

Chris Mann

Just make a google doc of all the episodes lol

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Website is almost complete. We are doing it on our own so it's been having to take a back burner to be able to keep up with content. Soon, tomatinos, soon.

Rebuked XI

Wow this truly is a special french vanilla situation

Seajesus

Just use a wed tool to make the site like wix or something unless you are planning to host the videos or are planning on putting java content on there

Tim Kern

Cool. Are there difficulties with the website? It's been a while now. Doesn't seem that hard to me, as long as you're not hosting the videos on the site, should be a quick thing no?

Dustin

THANK YOU!