Is Bigfoot an Alien? = DFF #256
🕑 Added 2020-07-10 22:25:10 +0000 UTCActually, forget that. It's time we move on to more important questions, like, does Bigfoot have a human penis or one of those red rockets like a dog?
Episode Audio in next post.
Comments
Mai Dai
"The Bloop" is undoubtedly a glacier. Two giant ice sheets rubbing ass.
ThatMr.ShowSketch
Paul's redneck voice near the end had me dying laughing, man holy shit
Josh Jerome
I'm kinda sad 3DTV didn't catch on. My old roommate had one and we got baked and watched this deep sea documentary on it. It was trippy.
Heather Squidz
What I have learned from this is that I finally found someone who will not be bored to death with watching the deep sea creature documentaries that I love! PAUL haha! Deep sea squigglie fans! You guys should do a deep sea creatures DFF!
PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS
Hey, he had pizza on his mind!
PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS
Fair enough. I know that collective we know fuck all about it
Darius Rose
The worst was when they were discussing that new Tyrannosaur that was found and Paul said the Crustacous period instead of Cretaceous.
Drone
Prehistoric societies
Alex Pulham
I love you guys, but when ever you talk about palaeontology i have a brain haemorrhage.
JP
DFF: Prehistoric creatures
Timbo
I came here to say this but it had already been said
Ryan Sansossio
in Leominster? Leominster Mass???? holy shit dude, thats like 10 minutes away from me! I'm so disappointed I didn't hear about it haha. FYI it's pronounced "Lemon-stir" (New England town names are impossible)
Tito Manfredo
What was in the 411 books that makes you say that? I’ve watched his movies and all of his YouTube videos and a lot of the missing persons cases he talks about have some pretty bizarre circumstances. It definitely seems like something strange is going on.
Landon Taylor
You guys should consider an episode on missing 311. Alot of people believe that shit including me at first. It seems like there is alot of evidence. It is a term coined by David paulides for the cases of missing people in national parks. But if you actually read his books and his antecdotes, it turns out he is just a snake oil salesman con artist.
DanaHaus
muslim sciences is even funnier. lol hashh is epic get that shit smoe it get high smoke it shoook the earth florida man got big boobs.
wootdascoot6
The noaa whale sound thing sounds like the rob zombie song from beesvus and butthead
Cethlenn
In Australia we put nipples on everything... Also 99% of our animals scream.
Jeremy Geller
All of these researchers went to the “abcense of evidence is not the evidence of abcense” school of thought
Richard Armstrong
Tj Paul or Scotty Youtube has blocked Tjs previous stream because his small podcast was taking vital money from the corporate fascists at NBC i would really appreciate yall tweaking it slightly so that patrons like myself may enjoy the content within.
ryan welter
They need to do an episode reviewing that show. It would be DFF gold.
steven O
Also, it's seals and bears not whales and bears.
steven O
Whales are closely related to hippos, hoofed mammals started out as omnivores and slowly moved to plant-eating besides pigs and whales.
Notjustklownin
Shrimp= DFF, make it happen.
Notjustklownin
It's not "Bigfoot", the correct term is "Samsquanch".
Josh Jerome
Kudos on TJ's subtle nod to Venture Bros. with the way he said "Ogopogo"
Josh Jerome
Bigfoot has normal penises. Eight of them. Originally they were going to call him Octodong but it didn't test well with the focus group.
Logan day
As some one who studies evolutionary biology paul cracked me up this episode, if y'all ever need resources for an evolution episode just lmk.
Josh Jerome
Wait. Are you saying someone impregnated Amy Schumer? Who is this misanthropic sire of monsters?
Jeffrey Searcy
Also many whales are still predators, the largest of which is the sperm whale,
Jeffrey Searcy
Whales were definitely land animals, some whales are still born with vestigial legs.
jamie smith
I couldn't stop laughing when they watched the trailer for mountain monsters
wootdascoot6
Get your dmt and grey’s 👽 themed nip pls clamps it’s going to get good
HalleyHeroine
Paul missed an opportunity for a dick joke. The Loch Ness monster is real, but it’s not in any loch, it’s in Paul’s pants.
Tito Manfredo
Well, I was planning to watch this tonight but then I saw Amy Schumer’s gestation documentary just dropped on HBO. The opportunity to witness her wild mood swings and ravenous yogurt cravings is too good to pass up, so Alien Bigfoot will have to wait till tomorrow.
Upton Sinclair
U should do an episode on rednecks / the south
HalleyHeroine
Where I live in North Carolina, the local Bigfoot type of mythical creature is called “Knobby”. There’s a semi-viral news clip of the local drunk explaining how he “rough talked” at a Sasquatch to get it to go away. https://youtu.be/BHcVNAuFK1Y
Rusty Shackleford
Anyone else feels like Atheism is on a resurgence after people like Ben Shapiro and Steven Crowder are getting traction
Ignar Husky
This is why I demand I have a $20 gold tier so I can be even more of an elitist smug to the plebs. This is what they fucking miss. This is their tragedy.
Brandon Marthers
This is why I’m a patron
SarahJRandomNumbers
THE CONTENTO! SHE IS TOO RICH, TOO VERDANT!
Joe Rader
Classic
Darius Rose
Omg!! If you do more episodes on Bigfoot please talk about Bigfoot Erotica. I need my crypto pornography fix please!!!
Valfrid
This. This shit right here is why I am a patron.