NEW MERCH!

Buzzkiller

I can smell old bong water just looking at it. Why is TJs head the smallest? He has a massive watermelon head. Also Scotty does not look like that. This is probably their worst design yet. Looks like the shit I drew in middle school. You guys need to hire better artists. Unless shitty is the intended style, then you definitely nailed it.

SeepingNothing

I got scammed out of a purple hoodie. worth it.

Dylan Starowicz

Just got a shirt, that design is so dope!

Azath Hallow

I'm glad you guys have it in 4XL, its hard finding a cool shirt in that size for me.

PanHigh

Just got mine!!! UwU

Duckling Duckins

i like that scotty looks graceful as ever, paul looks kinda lika a shaman or something and tj looks dumb af like always i love it.

Ben Shapiro

I bought one, tell me im naughty.

Some Caucazoid

got me one, thanks guys.

Annie Shelton

Ordered the purple hoodie. Love the contrast and I love you three bearded bastards. Keep making awesome podcasts!

Manglebelly

Got a purple shirt to replace my shitty Atheism is Unstoppable Teespring shirt.

Rat squatch

Quick question, Will these be available around the 23 or is it a limited run?

Tristan F Wilson

Just ordered my shirt in Maroon. But guys, a Deep Fat Fried Face Mask is something you should look into selling.

MrFings

Your home page on that site looks ripe for a me-too-ing.

Sir Drinkalot

That’s Scotty.

Darius Rose

Tj looks like a Nordic Jesus in that shirt.

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

CONSUME!!! CONSUME!!!

that looks sick! now its time to partake in the meaning of life, buying and consuming mercandise.

Sir Drinkalot

Scotty looks like a total stud

Sage Patrus

Hells yeah gonna buy it now to rep the greatest podcast in existence

M

A good color palette!

Darkdaxter

Just bought one! Thanks, you wonderful people!

Carl

$35 shirt? Jesus.

Memoria

bought mine just now! can't wait to see how it looks in person!

Chelsea

I freaking love my hoodie! Such good quality 🔥

The True Nihilist

hawt

Dustin

Thor Scotty at the forefront, finally getting his due

Dustin

Hey, Scotty... Jesus, man.

Duke A. Déserix

Scotty straight up look like jesus.

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

We got ya covered!

Yodasbigdick

Just got the hoodie, I'll be all set for winter

jamie smith

Can I get this if I live in ireland??

Jeffrey Searcy

2x? No love for your fat ass brothers.

Vossi

copped

Furcifer

It took me a few takes to realize that the one on the left wasn’t TJ but was actually Scotty.

Josh Jerome

If you ask me the fact that Paul can fit in one and you can't means you deserve his place on the show lol. Tired of these fatness hobbyists. We need a pro.

shelbees

I am a Deep Fat Fried woman

Peyton Bidwell

I bought 2 👍

Denis517

High Quality Shirts? Finally! All of my DP stuff is cracked and faded now. If you guys could transfer all of the DP and DFF stuff to Bonfire, I'd buy everything again! Already ordered this one.

SimpleSlides

Gotta rep that dff

William Wheeles

Scotty looks like fuckin Jesus in this hahaha epic

Steven Bentley

I'm trying to lose weight so I can fit into the size restrictions. I hate missing out on merch just for being a fat fuck 😢

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

We can do that!

fasterthings

Is it possible to get a royal blue color?

fasterthings

Hell yeah dude.

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Making one now. Any particular colors you are interested in? I'm going to order myself one too! -Taylor

KawaiiGiggle

I wish the shirt can in a women's shirt cut.

Tito Manfredo

Just ordered the purple hoodie. Scotty looks absolutely majestic in this. It makes me feel like he was my dad and he told me everything the light touches would one day be mine but then he was tragically killed by his jealous brother Skeevy and I grew up orphaned and alone until I befriended a meerkat named TJ and a warthog named Paul who taught me to have no worries and embrace a problem free philosophy and gave me the courage to reclaim my rightful place as ruler of the Pride Lands.

T Chess

Got mine, purple shirt looks sweet. Kinda funny how TJ is smoking on the graphic. Don’t let the Kaiser tempt you again TJ! Stave it off

southside99999

This looks fucking awesome guys definitely getting at least 2

PETER

Even though I’m broke and lost my job, I’m still supporting you guys! You keep me entertained during these tough times!! Thank you and if I can give a recommendation; be more spontaneous it suits you all well! Love you all DFF ❤️

Dustin Conklin

Hell yeah!

ReverendDoctorTex

Definitely getting a hoodie when I get paid

mega

Ordered!

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Some are limited to 2XL but we have a number of colors where the shirt sizes go up to 4XL.

Jazmin Magdaleno

Will definitely buy one. I love the design.

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

So far we are liking Bonfire a lot more than Teespring. Hopefully, they don't get too big and give up quality for quantity like the formerly mentioned did. Thanks for your continued support Dubius.

Hulkster x

Oh shit that looks nice!

Ankha

Been looking forward to this since seeing it in TJ’s videos! It looks amazing!!

T-Rx (DUBIUS)

it's a 2-week campaign. don't wait too long

T-Rx (DUBIUS)

Got that XL Purple Hoodie Order #20-0336-(censored) Arrives between August 4th and August 13th. Only $3.99 shipping is pretty amazing too.

Grampaw Jim

Discriminatory against us fat fuck patrons. Only up to 2X? SAD!

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

It feels even better. Thanks Sara.

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Thanks Noah! The hoodie is dope.

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Hell yeah! Happy Birthday!

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Thank you Hayden!

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Not as of yet, but we can make it available if possible!

Dungeons and Deadlifts

Just ordered a hoodie. Much love, boys.

Zane Roberts

Pull out your dicks get ready to fap

Larry Bernstein

getting one the very second i can

Vincent Hussey

Just ordered a T-Shirt. Love the design!

Doitlive

Just in time for my Birthday! Thanks guys.

Sara K

Looks awesome!

Hayden Johnson

Just ordered a shirt. That is one sexy design

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Just saw that, Jacob! You won't be disappointed. We ordered these ahead of time before releasing these shirts to check for quality. Teespring has made us wary.

Cale Martin

I'm getting one

PESSIMIST PRODUCTIONS

Yep, just saw it. We very much appreciate your support. I'm in my hoodie now and it's supa comfy.

ThunderLocke

I love the design! Will it be available on other items? It would be cool to have a canvas of it

Rob

Affordable and dope as fuck. Sign me up.

Really Dick Nixon

Ordered a T shirt. These are dope

Reddestofcapes

Will the design with the swords and Señor Tomat be available as a shirt in the future?

Gigantopithecus

Awww FUCK YEA!! Just got it

Joshua Forbes

I like it. I’ll definitely get one when I am able.